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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Games
601 Chs
To His Hell and Back

To His Hell and Back

Sold by her father, Bella short for Arabella, was forced to live a life as a slave that would entertain the guests of the castle. The job of slaves were merely to be humiliated and to have as feast once they became a boring creature toward the guests. Arabella with her fierce attitude had only caused more trouble than good, although that helped her from being feasted by the vampires until her body dried up, the vampires also enjoy in harming her, toying with her, hoping to see that one day she would break. However she had caught the wrong attention by those crimson gaze, eventually being the toy of the one and only Mad Crown Prince of Versailles. Eventually this interest only cause her to be more tangled by the twisted and thorny battle for the Throne. Will eventually Bella concede and accept the Mad crown prince? Or will she finally succeed in running away from his grasp. Why her? *** excerpt*** Arabella felt her wrists stung as the shackle around her wrist jingled from the sudden pull. She then met with the icy red eyes that brood down upon her appearance, drinking into every inch of her figure as if he was studying her, even to how those breaths escaped her lips. "I thought we had bonded over the days we have spent together, Bella," he sang, his bright scarlet eyes betraying the singing tone he had used as it had grown so dark and filled with anger. "Yet you left so quickly as soon as I opened the castle gate." Bella gritted her teeth, her eyes glaring at him as she defiantly shook his hand off her face, "I can remind you if you have forgotten it, Your Majesty, I am kept here against my wish." Cassius' smile faded as he stared at her. The sudden pin-drop silence filled her nerves with tension as she found his smileless face the most terrifying sight. She had always known his fearsome side however, it felt scarier tonight. Bella tried to endure how loud her heart had raced against her chest, gathering her breaths together even though it remained shallow in his presence. "So cold," he muttered, his tone trying to tease her, but she could see the raw anger crossing his eyes. "You cannot run from me. Not after what we've done. Not after what you promised." Her heart faltered. She wasn't supposed to stay in this castle; she knew that the royal palace was filled with those vampire monsters who would kill for their desire, simply to have fun. She knew she should never give her heart to any of these monsters, and she had once believed she would never. But that was until Cassius came. She had made that promise because her heart had betrayed her, and she wished that she had never uttered that promise. Promises she had made to him on the call of love. Yet deep within her, a part of her still crave for him. "You're not the first one I have broken my promises with," she gritted her teeth and looked up at him, "I broke my promise the way you broke yours first, isn't it fair?" "Fair? Then was everything a lie, Arabella?" he murmured, his hands cupping her face, forcing her to meet his eyes. "You were mine the moment you entered my castle. And you will be mine until the very end." She gulped as his eyes shone underneath the moonlight, his gaze unforgiving over her, exposing his wild hunger. Her breath caught, her pulse quickening. "A human and a vampire should have never stayed together. They were all right." "I don't care," he spoke through his clenched jaw. "You're going to remain here by my side forever."
Fantasy
548 Chs
An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
Fantasy
476 Chs
Princess Rude
He recommended a few novels. " The Unscrupulous Princess " was a modern romance novel written by Lan Laan. Bai Xiaoran didn't back down in the face of family crisis. There was revenge and gratitude. She could also join Lan Laan's book group. It was a warm and sweet novel. " Princess Taming a Horse ", an ancient romance novel written by Yunhui. The female protagonist Yue Muyan's identity is changeable and her personality is likable. Although she is in a chaotic world, she only wants to be a princess. The story is interesting but the logic is not that strict. " Oath Not to Be a Concubine " was an ancient romance novel written by Princess Xiaoge. The female protagonist was bullied by a concubine in the general's house. Let's see how she fights back. " The Princess Is Very Calm " was an ancient romance novel written by Cat Likes Candies. Shen Qingchen dressed up as the sadistic female protagonist when she was young and began to save herself. The plot was constantly changing. " The Best Little Prince " was a silent historical fiction novel. It was a story about a good old man who had traveled through time. As a little Prince, he was under a lot of pressure. The book was good, but there were not many readers. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-28 14:56
What are the most common rude behaviors in rude teacher stories?
One common rude behavior is yelling at students for no good reason. For instance, if a student is a bit late to class, instead of asking why politely, the teacher just shouts at them in front of everyone. Another is publicly shaming students for their mistakes, like reading out a wrong answer in a really humiliating way.
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2024-11-17 06:33
Is it rude to call a tomboy?
In the novel, whether the term "tomboy" was impolite or not needed to be looked at from a different perspective. In some traditional novels, such as the "Four Great Books" of the Ming Dynasty, women were stylized according to the male perspective. Some of them looked or behaved like "tomboys". This image itself was a concept produced under the male dominance of the speech system, with the subjective definition of men to women. In this situation, the term "tomboy" was more of a label definition for women who deviated from the traditional image of women (such as the image of a "good wife and good mother"). From the perspective of modern respect for individual gender equality, it was impolite. And in some modern urban romance novels (For example, in the story of "Taking Care of a Tomboy","tomboy" may be used as a teasing term, although it refers to women who do not conform to certain traditional female impressions in terms of personality or behavior. However, this kind of address was often part of the development of the relationship between the characters in the story and the conflict of the plot. The degree of impoliteness would vary according to the setting of the story, the emotional relationship between the characters, and the author's creative intention. In some novels that describe daily life scenes In "My Mother is a tomboy" and "Tomboy Pingdong", the term "tomboy" was a kind of spoken, intimate, or teasing expression. It was used between familiar characters (such as family members and neighbors) without malicious attacks or belittlement. It was more of a general term based on the character's characteristics. However, from the perspective of gender equality advocating respect for women's individual variety, such a term was also disrespectful. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-16 19:55
Rude as brocade means
"Ruolanruojin" described the gorgeous diction, which meant that the article was as brilliant as a layer of brocade. It was often used to describe the exquisite and gorgeous poetry and articles. "Prosperous Brocade Record" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-04-12 18:42
Is 'Rude by Magic' a true story?
No, it's not a true story. It's likely a fictional creation for entertainment purposes.
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2024-10-05 12:45
What does it mean to be rude?
To speak rudely meant to speak arrogantly and impolitely. This idiom is usually used to describe a person who insults, attacks, or makes trouble for no reason. People who spoke rudely often did not consider the feelings of others. Their words were sharp and could easily lead to conflict.
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2025-01-09 09:32
Reyan's Rude Game
"The Rude" was a puzzle game about the Convexation Competition. It was based on the original novel. The game was created by Suo Ya Kick, with Jiao Long as the artist. The genre of the game was horror puzzle, but there was no horror factor. It was just that some scenes were dark and might seem scary. There were five endings in the first week, and the second week was still under construction. The estimated time to clear the game was 1 - 2 hours, the game size was 138.95mb, and it was a free game. The basic key controls in the game included the direction key for movement, Z/Space/Enter for investigation/confirmation, X/ESC for menu/cancel, and Shift for running. The game was welcome to be reposted, but only on the Lofter website. It was forbidden to transfer to other websites, modify it again, upload it again, disassemble it, and export text and images. You are welcome to do a live broadcast, but try not to read the guide too early. There was a couple in the game, Lei Anrui and Jin Kaining. If you find a bug in the game, you can contact the author through Lofter. The game can be downloaded from [Bump World]. The password is hao4. In addition, there were some live videos about the game's strategy, including the endings of being forgotten, being strangers, and being assimilated.
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2026-02-23 00:56
Rude girlfriend as a nanny novel
He recommended a few good novels. " Young Husband and Big Wife " was an ancient romance novel written by Witch A. B. C. The female protagonist was reborn as a concubine's daughter and became a child bride. She nurtured her young husband into the top scholar and even fought against the wife of a powerful official. " The Tough Little Farmer Concubine " was created by Delicate Water 001. The underworld's big sister transmigrated into a farmer's girl. She had high IQ and high martial strength. She opened a shop with scumbags and fought with her best relatives to gain love. 'The Evil Woman in Charge' was written by Mia and Cutie. The daughter of an underworld family transmigrated into the daughter of a minister and punished the evil mother-in-law, gigolo, and husband. The plot was super cool. "An idle woman should marry," written by Yan Jiaolan. The female protagonist was reborn in the chaotic era of the Ming and Qing Dynasties. After punishing her evil husband, she started her own business and controlled her own marriage. " I Slap the Female Lead's Face in the Chronicles After I Transformed the Book " was a modern romance novel written by the rabbit-tooth prince. The female lead dressed as a cannon fodder supporting actress used God's perspective to slap the female lead's face and walked to the peak with her husband. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-02-06 13:19
Is the song 'Rude' based on a true story?
I don't think so. Usually, songs like 'Rude' are crafted from the imagination of the songwriter rather than being based on actual events. They aim to evoke emotions and tell a story, but not necessarily one that's true.
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2024-10-09 17:36
Is it rude to ask for reviews for a fanfiction story?
I don't think it's rude. It shows that you care about the feedback and want to improve your writing.
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2024-10-11 08:09
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