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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Games
601 Chs
To His Hell and Back

To His Hell and Back

Sold by her father, Bella short for Arabella, was forced to live a life as a slave that would entertain the guests of the castle. The job of slaves were merely to be humiliated and to have as feast once they became a boring creature toward the guests. Arabella with her fierce attitude had only caused more trouble than good, although that helped her from being feasted by the vampires until her body dried up, the vampires also enjoy in harming her, toying with her, hoping to see that one day she would break. However she had caught the wrong attention by those crimson gaze, eventually being the toy of the one and only Mad Crown Prince of Versailles. Eventually this interest only cause her to be more tangled by the twisted and thorny battle for the Throne. Will eventually Bella concede and accept the Mad crown prince? Or will she finally succeed in running away from his grasp. Why her? *** excerpt*** Arabella felt her wrists stung as the shackle around her wrist jingled from the sudden pull. She then met with the icy red eyes that brood down upon her appearance, drinking into every inch of her figure as if he was studying her, even to how those breaths escaped her lips. "I thought we had bonded over the days we have spent together, Bella," he sang, his bright scarlet eyes betraying the singing tone he had used as it had grown so dark and filled with anger. "Yet you left so quickly as soon as I opened the castle gate." Bella gritted her teeth, her eyes glaring at him as she defiantly shook his hand off her face, "I can remind you if you have forgotten it, Your Majesty, I am kept here against my wish." Cassius' smile faded as he stared at her. The sudden pin-drop silence filled her nerves with tension as she found his smileless face the most terrifying sight. She had always known his fearsome side however, it felt scarier tonight. Bella tried to endure how loud her heart had raced against her chest, gathering her breaths together even though it remained shallow in his presence. "So cold," he muttered, his tone trying to tease her, but she could see the raw anger crossing his eyes. "You cannot run from me. Not after what we've done. Not after what you promised." Her heart faltered. She wasn't supposed to stay in this castle; she knew that the royal palace was filled with those vampire monsters who would kill for their desire, simply to have fun. She knew she should never give her heart to any of these monsters, and she had once believed she would never. But that was until Cassius came. She had made that promise because her heart had betrayed her, and she wished that she had never uttered that promise. Promises she had made to him on the call of love. Yet deep within her, a part of her still crave for him. "You're not the first one I have broken my promises with," she gritted her teeth and looked up at him, "I broke my promise the way you broke yours first, isn't it fair?" "Fair? Then was everything a lie, Arabella?" he murmured, his hands cupping her face, forcing her to meet his eyes. "You were mine the moment you entered my castle. And you will be mine until the very end." She gulped as his eyes shone underneath the moonlight, his gaze unforgiving over her, exposing his wild hunger. Her breath caught, her pulse quickening. "A human and a vampire should have never stayed together. They were all right." "I don't care," he spoke through his clenched jaw. "You're going to remain here by my side forever."
Fantasy
548 Chs
An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
Fantasy
476 Chs
What is the Marla Hanson story?
The Marla Hanson story is about a model who was attacked. In 1986, two men hired by her landlord slashed her face with a razor. This was a very shocking and violent incident that received a great deal of media attention. It brought to light issues such as harassment, especially in the context of the fashion and modeling world where women can sometimes be vulnerable to various forms of abuse.
3 answers
2024-12-08 23:34
Tell me the story of Arin Hanson.
Arin Hanson has had a remarkable journey in the digital space. He started out with a passion for gaming and gradually built his way up. Through Game Grumps, he not only showcases his gaming skills but also his creativity. For instance, the skits and running jokes they have on the show are often his brainchild. His fan base has grown over the years as people appreciate his down - to - earth nature and his willingness to be silly and have fun while playing games, which is a refreshing take in the often - serious world of gaming.
2 answers
2024-11-24 17:48
What are the characteristics of good hanson fanfiction?
Another characteristic is the use of vivid descriptions. When it comes to describing the Hanson brothers' performances, their appearance, or the settings in the story, detailed and lively descriptions can really draw the reader in. It makes the readers feel like they are right there with the Hanson brothers in the story.
1 answer
2024-11-16 08:49
What is the Marla Hanson story about?
The Marla Hanson story is about a model who was attacked. It was a very shocking incident that received a lot of media attention at the time.
1 answer
2024-11-15 12:46
Is Dear Evan Hanson based on a true story?
No. Dear Evan Hanson is purely fictional. The plot and characters were invented by the creators to tell a compelling story rather than being based on real-life events.
1 answer
2024-10-12 13:29
What are the characteristics of Don Hanson's comics?
Don Hanson's comics stand out for their creativity and originality. They may incorporate elements of fantasy or real-life situations, offering a diverse range of themes and topics that appeal to a wide audience.
1 answer
2024-10-05 06:31
Is Dear Evan Hanson based on a true story?
Yes, it is. The musical was inspired by real-life events and emotions to create a touching and relatable story.
2 answers
2024-10-03 10:29
Tell me the story of 'the traveler duane hanson'
Well, without more context, it's hard to give a detailed account of 'the traveler duane hanson story'. But if Duane Hanson was a traveler, he might have been on a quest for something. It could be self - discovery. He could have traveled across continents, exploring different cultures, trying new foods, and learning new languages along the way. For example, he might have started in his hometown, a small town in America, and then decided to journey through Europe, visiting the famous museums in Paris, the historical sites in Rome, and the beautiful landscapes in Scotland. His story could be filled with tales of both hardships and joys on the road.
2 answers
2024-12-14 21:26
What are the characteristics of Glen Hanson's caricatures?
Glen Hanson's caricatures are usually known for their exaggerated features and unique style. They often capture the essence of the subjects with a touch of humor.
2 answers
2025-07-27 00:55
What are the features of ultimate games and comics in Hanson, KY?
In Hanson, KY, ultimate games and comics might have a collection of rare and classic items, along with knowledgeable staff to assist customers. They might also organize gaming competitions and comic book signings.
1 answer
2025-11-30 18:47
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