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not a complete moron

not a complete moron

Complete Martial Arts Attributes

Complete Martial Arts Attributes

The dimensional rifts link the earth to the Xingwu continent. This is the dawn of the martial arts era! I will be useless if I don't practice martial arts? Don't worry, I have a system that allows me to pick up attributes. When other people drop attributes during their training, I can pick them up secretly. Huh? Did you just say that beating up people will make them drop attributes too? In that case... You defeated a sword skill genius. He dropped Enlightenment×2, Sword Talent×1... You've picked them up. Your insights have improved and you've gained a beginner stage sword talent! You defeated a blade skill talent. He dropped Blade Battle Technique×1, Malicious Blade Intent×1... You picked them up and learned a rare blade battle technique! You've also figured out Malicious Blade Intent and have become extremely fierce! You defeated a physique talent. He dropped Physique Scripture×1, Holy-Blood Dominant Physique×1... You picked them up and learned a new top-grade scripture! You are exceptionally lucky to have received the Holy-Blood Dominant Physique. It can change your physique completely and you earned a god-level title 'Endless Health'. Someone killed a powerful star beast and dropped Spiritual Sight×1 and Blank Attribute×60... You picked them up secretly and receive a spiritual eye talent as well as 60 points to add to any of your current attributes! You defeat many opponents in your life. You accidentally kill an innocent devil and split the universe into two when you're practicing your blade at home. You burst the sun with your fist and the world is engulfed in darkness... That's when you realize... You're invincible!
Eastern
4969 Chs
My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

Gary Smith arrived in a peculiar world of beastmasters, where an ancient taboo was reborn from the depth of time, and an evil god was lurking. In this world, birds and beasts, rivers and mountains, even elements could spawn spiritual power and turn into pet beasts. Among them, the powerful ones became ecological niches by themselves, radiating secret realm ecosystems such as the Yellow Spring, Skeleton Kingdom, Succubus Nest, and Kingdom of the Sky Tree, nurturing countless followers. The beastmasters make contracts with the pet beasts, nurture them, and control the spiritual power. After witnessing the "Taboo Sun" event, Gary Smith obtained the ability to extract materials from everything in the world and compile "Secret Food". Through the Evolutionary Secret Food, the combination of "The Shattered Dusk World" + "Ancient Dragon’s Dead Egg" results in the Feast of the End. When the pet beast consumes it, it evolves into the Dusk Dragon God. The Dusk Domain erodes the world, turning into the God at the end of time. The Skill Secret Food allows the pet beasts to plunder skills from everything, becoming omniscient and omnipotent. The Sacrificial Secret Food snatches the taboo time, sacrifices the ancient beings, and blasphemes against the gods. His style of beast control also started to become peculiar. There is the Spider Shadow that devours ancient dragons and weaves dreams of all lives with its threads, the Red Master that pollutes the multiverse, and the Devourer of the Realms, who consumes worlds... In response to this, he explained, "My pet beasts are just a bit peculiar. They really are not evil gods!"
Eastern
1841 Chs
Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Everyday was the same for Skullius. An Undead minion of the lowest order like him, didn’t have to find a grand purpose… other than mining mana gems for his Lich master, of course. His peers thought so. They lacked ambition. To be fair, so did he. But there was just that something that kept nagging at him. A spark that no other skeleton seemed to have. Other than being the sassy bullshitter obsessed with mana that he was, why did Skullius vaguely remember being something other than a Moronic Undead drone once? What had come before his Undeath? In the end, it was this spark that allowed our atrocious hero to escape the clutches of his evil master and reach another world. And it is in this world, chock full of dangers – most beckoned by Skullius’ abnormally horrendous luck, to be honest – that the skeleton’s journey begins. In Aigas – the new world – he prepared for the greatest getback of an age armed with a power greater than that of the Liches of Deadmanland! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Book cover art by Vicky.rae. Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ] Patreon: For custom art patreon.com/Livelysockets
Fantasy
1855 Chs
What is the portrayal of a moron in New Yorker cartoons?
The portrayal of a moron in New Yorker cartoons can vary. Sometimes they're shown as being oblivious to obvious things or having very simplistic thinking. It often adds a comical element to the cartoons.
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2025-07-26 19:55
What are the most memorable funny stories of the moron brothers?
One of the funniest stories was when they tried to fix their car. They took out parts without remembering where they came from. By the end, they had a pile of parts and a car that looked more broken than before.
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2024-10-26 15:48
What are the funniest 'little moron stories' you know?
A little moron story that always makes me laugh is when a little moron put his clothes in the fridge thinking it was a new kind of washing machine. And then he was very surprised when his clothes were all cold and wet from the condensation. Another one is when a little moron tried to paint his dog with toothpaste thinking it was a new type of paint. His dog was not very happy about it at all.
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2024-11-14 23:53
How about being a moron in the Otherworld? The same good novel
It was similar to 'How about being a moron in the Otherworld?' The novels were: Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha 2:"Spiritual Realm Walker", Author: Xiao Langjun 3: The Tang's Table, Author: Jie and 2 4."King of Familiars", Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation, Author: Mi Tian Building National Forensic Medicine, Author: Zhiniao Village 7:"Wait, Heroine." Author: Guan Guan Gongzi 8: Mantang Colorful, Author: Weird Cousin 9:"Hidden Dead Corner", Author: Get Lost Final Divine Duty, Author: Tuoba Goudan Beyond Time, Author: Er Gen This Game Is Too Real by Chen Xing LL Red Heart Sky Patrol, Author: What's the Matter? Ring of Destiny, Author: Squid Who Loves to Dive National Master of Ming Dynasty, Author: West Lake Encountered Rain Choose a Day to Ascend, Author: Otaku Pig 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" Author: What's Wrong? Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Book of Troubled Times": Holding a sword, drinking in Jianghu, slender waist and light palm. The young man carried a long saber on his shoulder and hung wine on his waist. He strode forward, but the Jianghu in his heart was vaguely difficult to see. Turning a page in the book of troubled times, it would rain for decades in the Jianghu. Suddenly looking back, the world has been split into pieces. 2.<<Spirit Realm Walker>>: From ancient times to the present, it is rumored that there is a Spirit Realm in the world. Regarding the Spirit Realm, there were many different opinions among the famous people of the past dynasties. "From Qi to Tang, the mountains are desolate and the spirit realm is lonely. Few people visit." "Spirit Realm is hard to come by, but Ghost Craftsmen are hard to come by." 3."The Tang's Table":"The Tang's Table" is a novel with a novel set. Although some of the settings are not rigorous enough, it is still worth reading. If the plot and character were more substantial, it would become an excellent novel. The author used the dishes on the dining table of the Great Tang as the background to show the unpredictable changes of the world. Through various cooking methods, he turned Goguryeo, Turks, Tubo, and other countries, as well as whales, tigers, and other animals, into delicacies. At the same time, the book also described Li Zhi, Wu Xiong, Zhangsun Wuji and other characters, bringing the readers the enjoyment of a peerless banquet. Yun Chu hoped to have a seat at such a banquet. He was ready to enjoy a feast that he had never enjoyed before. In addition, the author's other work, Chang 'an, had also received attention. It had been in the top 10 monthly votes all year round. He looked forward to seeing this book get better and better. In short, The Tang's Table was a novel worthy of recommendation. It brought the readers a unique journey of food. 4."King of Familiars":"King of Familiars" is a novel that surprises people. It makes people feel the pleasure of being addicted to the story again. The author skillfully used all kinds of elements. There was no such thing as an intelligence reduction halo, the system's intrusion, or the plot of a saint bitch or a tiger's body shaking. It made people feel very comfortable reading. Although some of the plot was similar to that of "Official Residence," it was not considered plagiarism. Moreover, the emotional scenes in the book were better than "Official Residence, Grade One." The author deliberately avoided some plots, which made the whole book even more exciting. As a new book by a top-notch author of the Beast Tamer School, King of Beasts was definitely not to be missed. 5."Fairy, Please Listen to Me":"Fairy, Please Listen to Me" was a refreshing scumbag novel. The author used a unique stroke to describe the growth of the protagonist. This book was well-researched, well-written, and the plot was smooth. The two main characters handled it very well. The author's writing level far exceeded that of 99% of authors. It was admirable. The image of the female lead was also very well written, making the readers lose their minds and look forward to her appearance every day. The writing style of the entire book was excellent, the plot was handled very naturally, and the characters were full. Although the update speed was slow, it did not affect the fun of reading. All in all, Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation was an enjoyable novel that was worth reading. National Forensics: Strong Promotion! Personally, he felt that it was more interesting than Ling Ran. It was not just about showing off his medical skills. There were criminal investigations, cases, characters, and police dogs! He felt that his writing style had become more mature, and his golden finger was more interesting. He wrote Captain Crocodile Smile, Senior Guan Yu, Two Basins of Rice's Blackie, Captain Liu who was keen on reasoning, scumbag's interrogation, the never-withering Lvluo, and high-standard Egg Fried Rice skills. The cases were also exciting one after another. They were not delayed, did not create gods, were not common, and were forcefully pushed! 7:"Nvxia Wait": New book of the new Twelve Heavenly Kings in 2022, One Man, One Knife…One Bird (funny!) This cute pet of the new era was not simple. It directly revived the early stage… The prince is fierce, the fairy is fierce 8."Mantang Colorful": Very good Tang Dynasty literature, magnificent Tang Dynasty 9."Hidden Dead Corner": Get lost, new book. Don't say much. Put it on the bookshelf first. I'll start killing it after a while. Final Divine Duty: Average 3 Stars After the explosion of technology, humans stepped into the interstellar era. More and more unknown life forms were discovered, but everything was crushed by the power of technology. Everything could be measured by data, and everything could be analyzed by data. Genetic warriors, cyborgs, and intelligent life forms were the trend. Let's see how a young man can ascend to the peak of martial arts and reverse the Connate Realm to achieve the body of a Fiendgod. 11."Beyond Time": God Er Gen's new work. The system is martial artists and cultivators, and the division is fantasy. It looks okay at the moment and has different elements from traditional fantasy. In short, it's highly recommended. It was exam week, and this was the last update of the month. The next update should be in July. 2022.6.16 "This Game Is Too Real": Moving bricks, running errands, picking up trash, delivering packages... The company can at most let you experience the hardships of 996, but here you can experience the super double 007. Alright, let's cut the crap. The great manager has called me to move bricks. That lord said that as long as we work hard and offer our livers, he will be able to get a brand new set of power armor next month. Then, he will bring us to a brand new map and pick up more trash in the vast wasteland! 13: Red Heart Sky Patrol: Actually, I no longer needed to push Red Heart anymore. However, I had already fallen into this trap when the book's results were not very good. However, at that time, because of a plot in the early stages, I was unhappy and directly abandoned the book. Later on, when I discovered that Red Heart was starting to rise on the leaderboards, I seriously read it again with doubts. From then on, it was out of control. I only had one suggestion for those who came after me. If you read it in the early stages and your mentality explodes, don't give up easily when you're unhappy. Just keep reading it. This was a good book with a lot of positive energy. (The current controversial plot has ended. Whether you like it or not can be decided.) Ring of Destiny: I'm looking forward to it! Squid's new book, the Lord of the Mysteries's sequels, two years have finally come 15."Great Ming State Preceptor": This year's most popular historical work! The opening was the sharp contrast between the protagonist's lecture and Zhu Di's eavesdropping, which aroused my strong curiosity. The author did not let down the curiosity he created. Every lesson, whether it was the combination of a whip method and the "tax service" created by the "tax service" or the "silver banknote" policy formed based on gold dollars, it was refreshing. When it came to politics, economics, and philosophy, whether it was Dao Yan, whose worldview had been subverted, who shouted,"You are not a real dragon, but a blood-sucking worm," or Little Jiang's Metaphysical Criticize of Transcendental Human Nature, which was written in prison, they all had a hair-raising piercing feeling. It was as if they had used the weapon of thought to pierce through the limitations of the times. 16:"Ascending on the Right Day": A new work by the Great God. Reading it now. It's very good. 17:"Who's Going to Fall in Love After Being Reborn": The writing is not bad, the plot is exciting! I'd like to call it "I really didn't want to be a sea king after being reborn as a bootlicker." Description: Struggle until you can't afford a house at the age of thirty-eight. If you want to get married, you have to pay 300,000 yuan as a betrothal gift. You have to live frugally for most of your life. Who earned the money? Jiang Qin, who had been reborn at the age of 18 with countless grievances, opened his eyes and the only thought was to start a business and make money. The first step was to snatch back the love letter, turn it over, and write three lines under the school belle's shocked eyes: No matter what, he couldn't work. If he could get rich, he would get rich. Money can be earned again, but conscience can be earned even more! The livestock of the society will never be slaves! As for love? Even dogs wouldn't talk about that! "Deep Sea Ember" is an unforgettable novel. The author brought the readers into a wonderful world full of horror and humor with his unique punk style. The protagonist of the story, Captain Duncan, and his crew, as well as the various strange things they encountered, made people laugh. Under the pen of the big eye, the terrifying scene became funny, and the existence of Captain Duncan also gave the reader a sense of security. Whether it was scary or funny, the author grasped it just right, making people unable to stop. This book is highly recommended! [Water] The article copies the new book, the fast food refreshes the article, the quantity is big, the tube is full. [Re-evaluation] It was on sale today, and the quantity was as large as before. If you like the longevity style, you can try it out. It's still satisfying to read it as a cool novel. "Who told him to cultivate!" "I've repeatedly stressed that the atmosphere in the cultivation world is crooked, and I'm not the one who led it astray. It's said that history books are written by the victors. Then why are there always people framing me when I win?" Sword Immortal Lu Yang said this to the reporters, expressing his anger. The next day. "I have repeatedly stressed that I am the one who led the cultivation world astray." Sword Immortal Lu Yang said this in an interview, expressing his anger. 'Daily Cultivation' reporting for you. 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2025-01-27 06:47
Tell me some funny stories about the moron brothers.
The moron brothers once went fishing. They forgot to bring bait, so they tried to use their sandwiches. Of course, no fish were interested, but they sat there all day wondering why.
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2024-10-25 11:47
Can you share some interesting 'little moron stories'?
Sure. There was a little moron who tried to wash his hands in the toaster thinking it was a new kind of sink. He put his hands in and of course got a big shock. Another time, a little moron thought that the moon was a big flashlight and tried to climb on the roof to turn it off at daybreak.
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2024-11-14 18:38
What are some examples of 'harry potter daft moron fanfic'?
A type of 'harry potter daft moron fanfic' could be one where the magic system is completely botched. Instead of following the rules of wand - waving and incantations, the characters in the fanfic might be using magic in the most haphazard and senseless ways. For example, Hermione, who is usually so studious and intelligent, might be using spells in a way that has no rhyme or reason, like using a levitation spell to make a dragon sneeze. This would be a very daft take on the original magical concepts in the Harry Potter series.
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2024-11-08 12:08
Why do people write 'harry potter daft moron fanfic'?
Well, it could be a form of creative release. People might have these wild and crazy ideas that don't fit into the normal, more serious Harry Potter fanfic genre. So they write 'harry potter daft moron fanfic' to express those out - there ideas. Also, it might be a way to poke fun at some of the more serious aspects of the original series in a light - hearted way.
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2024-11-08 14:37
What is the story of the Dragon Ball Super Saga de Moron manga?
The story in this manga is full of action and excitement. Goku and the gang encounter strange powers and have to use their skills and teamwork to overcome them. There are also unexpected plot twists that keep you on the edge of your seat.
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2025-12-22 19:17
A campus novel where the male protagonist likes to call the female protagonist a moron
I'm not a fan of online novels. I'm a fan of novels. I can't provide information about specific novels. If you need more information about the novel, I can do my best to answer your questions.
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2025-03-05 10:55
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