halloween jokes for kids

Joke: What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand - witch! Here's a funny story. There was a group of kids on Halloween. One of them was dressed as a mummy but he wrapped himself up so much that he couldn't move well. When they went to cross the street, he got stuck in the middle and the cars had to stop. Everyone was laughing while they helped him get to the other side.

One scary kids Halloween story could be about a haunted house. There was an old, dilapidated house at the end of the street. Every Halloween night, strange noises came from it. Kids who walked too close would see shadowy figures in the windows. It was said that a witch once lived there and cursed the place before she vanished. Legend had it that if you entered the house on Halloween, you might never come out.

The story of the Pumpkin Patch Fairy is also not scary. This fairy lives in a pumpkin patch and every year on Halloween, she gives a special glow to the pumpkins that are going to be made into jack - o - lanterns. She whispers good wishes to the children who come to pick the pumpkins and makes sure everyone has a happy Halloween.

There's a Halloween story about a friendly ghost named Casper for kids. Casper was different from other ghosts. He didn't want to scare people but instead just wanted to play. However, there were other meaner ghosts in the old cemetery where he lived. On Halloween, those mean ghosts would come out and try to spook the kids who came to visit the cemetery. Casper would then try to protect the kids, which made for an exciting and a little bit scary story for the young ones.

Joke: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him. A funny story happened at a Halloween party. A man dressed as Frankenstein was dancing really wild. He got so into it that his fake head fell off. Everyone around him burst out laughing and he just joined in the laughter and continued dancing without his head on.

Once upon a time on Halloween, a little boy named Tommy dressed up as a brave knight. He went trick - or - treating with his friends. They knocked on the door of an old, spooky house. An old lady opened the door and instead of giving them candies, she told them a scary story about a ghost that haunted the neighborhood. Tommy and his friends were a bit scared but also excited. Then the old lady laughed and gave them big bags of candies.

Once upon a time on Halloween, a little boy named Tommy was so excited to go trick - or - treating. He dressed up as a brave knight. As he walked from house to house, he noticed a spooky old house at the end of the street. Curious, he went there. A kind old witch opened the door and instead of giving him candy, she gave him a magic key. She said it could open a secret box filled with the best treats. Tommy ran home, found the box, and opened it. Inside were his favorite candies and a little note that said 'Happy Halloween, brave knight!'.

A simple one is about a haunted school on Halloween. The desks move by themselves and the chalk writes spooky messages on the board. But when the janitor shows up in the morning, everything is normal again. It's just the school having its own Halloween fun without scaring anyone too much.

One scary Halloween bedtime story could be about a haunted house. There was an old, dilapidated mansion on the edge of town. Every Halloween night, strange noises came from it. A group of kids once dared to go near it. As they got closer, they saw a figure in the window. It was a ghostly apparition with a white sheet and empty eye sockets. They ran away screaming and never dared to go back again.

Once upon a Halloween, there was a little skeleton named Jack. Jack lived in an old, spooky cemetery. One night, a group of kids were out trick - or - treating. They were a bit lost and wandered into the cemetery. Jack saw them and decided to have some fun. He rattled his bones and made spooky noises. The kids were scared at first but then realized Jack just wanted to play. Jack led them out of the cemetery and they all became friends. And every Halloween after that, the kids would visit Jack in the cemetery.