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meatcanyon earwax

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know
Realistic
7 Chs
Meant for me

Meant for me

Mia Edwin's life was planned all through her years of existence. Everything she did was according to how her parents wanted it or planned it. she was the perfect daughter in the face of all who cared to look. Everything seem to be in order when it comes to her. She never experienced what life really was all about and she was turning 19. Lorenzo Mendez, one of the richest man in the city, if not the richest. He gets what he wants no matter what it takes. They call him "Lord Of the underworld". He was like the daredevil, the devil himself. What he wants, he takes. what will happen when Lorenzo Mendez's eye fall on a certain red hair girl that screams of perfection? What he wants, he always gets. but what will happen to this red girl he wants but can't seem to get? Will the daredevil for the first time in history, break his deal just so he can have her? What was it about this girl that drive him insane? ********************************************** "Boss....." one of his loyal men called out to him, drawing him away from his day dream about a certain red hair girl. "what?" he snapped with his firm cold voice sending shivers to the body of the man that dared disturb his day dream about his soon to be Queen. "Sir, we've got info about her" the man said while lowering his gaze as a sign of submission and respect. "so....? why isn't she here!?" he asked impatiently. he could not take it anymore. He has not been able to get her off his mind. He needs her and he needs her now!!. "Sir, she's...... She's Edwin's Daughter.........' Every other thing his men were saying no longer made sense to him. His mind focused on who's daughter his Queen is. Is this some kind of joke or something? His anger rose to a very dangerous level as he looked at his loyal men in their eye and said "I need her and I need her now!" with that said he stood up and left his office to an unknown destination no one knew about. WARNING: MATURED CONTENT.
Fantasy
9 Chs
How to draw caricatures like MeatCanyon?
You need to study MeatCanyon's style, focus on exaggerating features and expressions. Start with simple sketches and keep practicing.
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2025-04-29 22:52
Share your earwax removal horror stories.
I had a friend who tried to remove earwax with a bobby pin. It was a really bad idea. He accidentally scratched his ear canal and it started bleeding. He was in so much pain. He had to go to the doctor to make sure there was no serious damage. After that, he learned his lesson and will never use something so inappropriate for earwax removal again.
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2024-10-28 23:43
What are the common earwax removal horror stories?
A lot of people have horror stories related to ear candles. These are supposed to draw out earwax, but in reality, they can be really dangerous. The wax from the candle can drip into the ear, causing blockages. Also, there's a risk of burns to the ear or face. I know someone who tried it and ended up with a minor burn on their earlobe. It was not at all what they expected.
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2024-10-28 18:53
What is the nature of an uncensored Zootopia love story by MeatCanyon?
It could potentially be a more raw and unrestrained take on a Zootopia love story. Maybe with elements that are not typically shown in a censored version.
3 answers
2024-10-02 18:48
Beyond the Heavens and Earth New Book
He recommended a few good novels. " My Days Accompanied by a Tyrant " was a historical novel written by Mu Yunfeng. The main character traveled back in time to the era of the tyrant. The story was quite interesting. At the beginning, he thought it was a brainless history of the special forces, but the author's writing and plot were very surprising. The protagonist traveled through time and met Zhu Yuanzhang at the beginning of the Ming Dynasty. He brought modern weapons and used modern knowledge to fight Zhu Yuanzhang. The part about the 14th princess was not bad. However, the first 50 chapters were amazing, and the main character's level dropped after the revolution. He was a little disappointed. Eternal Kingdom was a fairy tale and cultivation novel that drifted alone. The story began with the arrival of natural disasters, the change of the Heavenly Dao, and the fusion of the myriad worlds to open the eternal era. The main character rose from within. An old author's new book. The world is vast, and it combines many elements. The beginning of the apocalypse is very interesting. Although some people think that there are loopholes, slow updates, and some minor problems with the plot, the overall creative writing is not bad. It's worth reading. I recommend it to four and a half stars. The Rise of the Dark Wave was a fantasy novel in a foreign land. When the Dark Wave surged, the protagonist stepped into the dream world and traveled between the two worlds. A new author, but the battle scenes were well described. There was no main character template, and the power system was novel. Slow pace, immature emotional description, but potential, 4 stars recommendation. " The Primeval Pan King's Doctrine " was a Xianxia-mythical cultivation novel written by Fish Who Doesn't Want to Get Out of Bed. The main character traveled through the Primordial Era, created 3,000 civilizations, and participated in the art of Dao verification. It could be considered a novel version of the primal style. Its quality was higher than its peers, but it also had some old tricks. It was recommended for three stars. " The Legend of the Heroes of the Three Kingdoms " was a historical novel of the Qin and Han Dynasties. It talked about the choices of the people in the later period of the Three Kingdoms. It was the second book in the Three Kingdoms series. It could be shared in the group. The novel " Hidden Dragon " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-06-21 13:50
How can you tell the novel's Retention rate?
The Retention rate can be seen in the following way: If 100 people entered the reading and added bookshelves yesterday, when they checked the data today, they found that there were only 50 bookshelves, which meant that the Retention rate was 50%. Based on the background data, adding up the data of all the readers who entered the book that day, the number of bookshelves accumulated represented the people who really stayed. Assuming that the number of readers who added bookshelves every day for ten consecutive days was 100, the accumulated bookshelves after ten days should theoretically be 1000, but if there were only 600 in reality, it meant that 400 readers had deleted the bookshelves, and the Retention rate was 60%. In this way, one could calculate the net increase and loss of bookshelves every day, and then calculate the Retention rate. One could also calculate the key indicators of daily reading, such as the proportion of fans, the proportion of rewards, the proportion of old readers, and so on. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-21 13:50
The Celestial King transmigrated and became a loser.
There was a plot in the reference materials. Su Chen originally wanted to play games to relieve his work pressure, but he transmigrated to the Xianxia world in the game. He originally looked forward to the immortal cultivation life of killing everywhere, but in the end, he was a useless support with only health points and was chased after at the beginning. This scene was in line with the setting of the Immortal King transmigrating and becoming a good-for-nothing. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-21 13:50
How much is a bottle of Vammeline cream?
The price of the cream varied according to the specifications and sales channels. In the live broadcast room of TikTok, 8g was priced at 290 yuan; in Vipshop, 89 yuan; in Taobao's official flagship store, 8g was priced at 290 yuan, and 40g was priced at 1200 yuan. The price of the WeChat channel could be adjusted, and the sales of the WeChat channel were relatively large. The original novel of the TV series " Noble Girl " was " Reborn Noble Girl Is Hard to Find " by Qianshan Tea Guest. The original plot was equally exciting. You can click on the link below to read the original novel.
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2026-06-21 13:49
I want to write a novel, but I can't write well.
I recommend " The Strongest Cursemancer from the Hunter," a light novel created by the pastry man without leaving a name. It was a derivative doujinshi novel. Worry had transmigrated to the world of " Full-time Hunter ". Previously, he had obtained the same abilities as Gojo Gomi in the world of " Return to Mantra ", including " Six Eyes " and " Unlimited Tactics ". The characters included the male lead, Five Worries, and the male supporting character, Oddity, etc. The book reviews were not bad. Although there were more than 100 chapters and it might not be updated, it was very comfortable for the hunter to read it. " Written Calamity " was not bad either. It was a sci-fi futuristic novel written by I Have Eight Deadly Sins. The daily routine was broken. The mysterious force asked the students to write the strongest words. Words became weapons. The male protagonist, Li Pengkong, wrote the word. The story was very creative and the user reviews were very good. There was also " Mysteries: Mistakes in Achievement Start from Substituting the Main Character ", a light novel created by a great historian, a derivative doujinshi novel. Luo Su had transmigrated to replace the main character of Lord of the Mysteries. In order to prevent the original ending from stepping onto the path of becoming a god, the book list had a unique evaluation. " My Computer Connects to the Other World " was not recommended. It was an urban supernatural novel written by Master Ghost.CS. Although the beginning was interesting, the logic was chaotic. The author admitted that it could be a eunuch if it was not well written. " I'll Write for You with a Pen " was worth reading. It was an oriental fantasy novel written by Lightning's fingertips. The main character, Tang Lin, transmigrated into the world of his own outline. His imagination was interesting. Although the updates were slow, it was fun.
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2026-06-21 13:49
Japanese anime about reincarnation
The following are some Japanese animes about reincarnation: - [The story of a 52-year-old ordinary man, Tun Tian Lin Xiansaburo, accidentally reincarnated into a fantasy world similar to a girl's game and became the villain, Grace.] With his serious personality and rich knowledge of otaku culture, he tried hard to adapt to his new identity. His unique perspective and behavior not only successfully played the role of a villain, but also unexpectedly increased the favorability of the people around him. - "Blessing for a beautiful world!": This was a drama about reincarnation. - " All Problem Children Come From Another World ": In this anime, three people travel to another world at the same time. It's a time-traveling drama. - " RE: Life in a different world from scratch ": adapted from a light novel by Nagatsuki Tatsuhira, which contains elements of transmigration and reincarnation. - "About My Reincarnation as a Slime" was a thrilling movie about crossing over to another world. - " Reincarnation Without a Job: Show Your True Skills When You Arrive in the Other World " was a high-quality adventure film with a plot of reincarnation in the other world. - " Reincarnated into an evil lady with only the ending of the Otome game: adapted from a popular novel that sold more than 6 million copies. It includes reincarnation plots and has been released into an animation and a blockbuster movie. The novel " Miss Witch Doesn't Want to Be a Singer " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click to read it!
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2026-06-21 13:49
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