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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know
Realistic
7 Chs
Meant for me

Meant for me

Mia Edwin's life was planned all through her years of existence. Everything she did was according to how her parents wanted it or planned it. she was the perfect daughter in the face of all who cared to look. Everything seem to be in order when it comes to her. She never experienced what life really was all about and she was turning 19. Lorenzo Mendez, one of the richest man in the city, if not the richest. He gets what he wants no matter what it takes. They call him "Lord Of the underworld". He was like the daredevil, the devil himself. What he wants, he takes. what will happen when Lorenzo Mendez's eye fall on a certain red hair girl that screams of perfection? What he wants, he always gets. but what will happen to this red girl he wants but can't seem to get? Will the daredevil for the first time in history, break his deal just so he can have her? What was it about this girl that drive him insane? ********************************************** "Boss....." one of his loyal men called out to him, drawing him away from his day dream about a certain red hair girl. "what?" he snapped with his firm cold voice sending shivers to the body of the man that dared disturb his day dream about his soon to be Queen. "Sir, we've got info about her" the man said while lowering his gaze as a sign of submission and respect. "so....? why isn't she here!?" he asked impatiently. he could not take it anymore. He has not been able to get her off his mind. He needs her and he needs her now!!. "Sir, she's...... She's Edwin's Daughter.........' Every other thing his men were saying no longer made sense to him. His mind focused on who's daughter his Queen is. Is this some kind of joke or something? His anger rose to a very dangerous level as he looked at his loyal men in their eye and said "I need her and I need her now!" with that said he stood up and left his office to an unknown destination no one knew about. WARNING: MATURED CONTENT.
Fantasy
9 Chs
The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"
Sci-fi
115 Chs
How to draw caricatures like MeatCanyon?
You need to study MeatCanyon's style, focus on exaggerating features and expressions. Start with simple sketches and keep practicing.
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2025-04-29 22:52
Share your earwax removal horror stories.
I had a friend who tried to remove earwax with a bobby pin. It was a really bad idea. He accidentally scratched his ear canal and it started bleeding. He was in so much pain. He had to go to the doctor to make sure there was no serious damage. After that, he learned his lesson and will never use something so inappropriate for earwax removal again.
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2024-10-28 23:43
What are the common earwax removal horror stories?
A lot of people have horror stories related to ear candles. These are supposed to draw out earwax, but in reality, they can be really dangerous. The wax from the candle can drip into the ear, causing blockages. Also, there's a risk of burns to the ear or face. I know someone who tried it and ended up with a minor burn on their earlobe. It was not at all what they expected.
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2024-10-28 18:53
What is the nature of an uncensored Zootopia love story by MeatCanyon?
It could potentially be a more raw and unrestrained take on a Zootopia love story. Maybe with elements that are not typically shown in a censored version.
3 answers
2024-10-02 18:48
The child's earwax has the smell of Chinese medicine
Under normal circumstances, earwax did not have a peculiar smell. If there was a Chinese medicine smell, it might be an abnormal situation. This could be due to excessive secretion of cerumen in the external ear canal, as well as bacteria or mold infection, which led to the deterioration, decay, and decay of the secretions in the ear, resulting in a special smell. It could also be the smell produced by foreign objects entering the ear and mixing with the earwax. If the child has symptoms such as hearing loss, earache, inflammation, etc., they need to seek medical examination and treatment in time. It is not recommended to use sharp tools such as cotton swabs to clean the ear to avoid damaging the skin of the ear and ear canal. You can go to the otorhinolaryngology department of a regular hospital to have a professional doctor clean the external ear canal. If necessary, the secretion can be cultured for bacteria. According to the results, appropriate anti-inflammatory drugs can be used for anti-inflammatory treatment. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-08-02 16:34
The female protagonist left the male protagonist's novel with disappointment and regret.
I recommend " Reborn Scumbag Goodbye ", created by YZmb, modern romance and urban life genre. The female protagonist was reborn far away from her stepmother and scumbag father. Overall, she was more ordinary and could be put in place. Although the author's writing was more flowy, it was still worth reading. " The Female Lead of the Immortal Cultivators Is Difficult ". Morning Jasmine created a fantasy romance, an oriental fantasy genre. After the female lead transmigrated, there were many situations, and the story was interesting. Although the ending was rushed, the book was still worth reading. The female lead, Lei Xiu, had a firm heart and was not pretentious. It was worth a try. " Doomsday Woman Becomes the Female Lead " was a sci-fi novel created by Hua Xiaoran. A third-rate female supporting character who wanted to become the female lead in a novel that transmigrated to the apocalypse. The novel was not long. The female lead and the original female lead competed in acting skills. It would be even better if there were additional scenes. "The Female Supporting Character, The Story of Immortal Cultivation." It was a fantasy story created by Hate Water Becomes Ice. The female protagonist was reborn as a useless female supporting character in a female cultivation novel. Facing the pressure of the transmigration female protagonist and the reborn female protagonist, she decided to keep a low profile and cultivate. " The Supporting Male's Small Room ", an ancient romance and classical fictional genre created by Miss Lu. The female protagonist read a book with a golden finger. After feeling injustice for the male supporting role, she transmigrated into the male supporting role to fill in the room. She was determined not to let the male supporting role be cannon fodder again. The novel " Did His Highness Chase His Wife to the Crematorium " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-08-04 06:14
A good novel by Shu Wenting
I recommend " Reborn, I'm Not a Movie Queen ", a modern romance entertainment novel written by Shama. The female lead, Ling Wei, had good acting skills, but she didn't want to be a movie queen anymore. She wanted to start over and live a low-key life, but her new book was super good. " Reborn Autumn Flower Reappears " was not bad either. It was a modern romance novel written by Tong Yan. After a plane crash, the technical strongwoman was reborn as a sick little girl in a foreign country, adapting to the new environment and reappearing her glory. The plot was well written, and the characters were vividly portrayed. Although there were small flaws, it was still a good book. It was recommended with a five-star rating. " The Best Actress of Rebirth " was a modern romance novel written by Lei Dewen. The female protagonist was reborn to seize the opportunity she had missed. The story structure was complete, easy to read, and the extras were even more exciting. 'The Taoist Master Who Began Alone' was a Doujinshi novel derived from the light novel written by This Penniless Priest. The male protagonist, Shangguan Chu, was tricked by the system but still smiled at life. There was also a special supporting role. Kangxi's Tyrannical Concubine was an ancient romance novel written by Ye Yu Miao. It's a little sadistic, but it's super sweet. Don't miss it if you like sweet love stories. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-08-04 06:14
How to wear an internet celebrity suit and men's video
Here are some suggestions for men's popular suits: ** 1. Commuter Suit ** 1. ** The fit is key ** - For men who often exercise and have strong shoulders, when choosing a business suit, make sure that there is enough space for the shoulders to avoid uncomfortable wearing it. At the same time, the overall fit, including the sleeves, waist, and other details, had to conform to the figure. Only then would it look formal enough, suitable for formal occasions such as work and business meetings. - If the popular slightly shorter suit suited their figure, they could also choose it. Nowadays, many celebrities would wear a shorter top and a suit with pants that exposed their ankles. This would make them look more energetic and tall. If they didn't wear a traditional long suit well, they would easily look old-fashioned. 2. ** Color Selection ** - Black was a classic choice. For example, a thin black suit was suitable for summer wear. It was breath-able and could widen the shoulders, making them look broad. 3. ** Details adjusted ** - After purchasing it, the tailor could make appropriate modifications according to his body shape. ** 2. Wearing a casual suit ** 1. ** Version and Style ** - Casual suits were relatively loose. For example, Korean suits made of cotton and neon had small patterns on the surface. The style was looser and more relaxed. - There were many colors to choose from. For example, the camel color was more versatile. It was suitable for light business occasions such as having afternoon tea with friends. It would look good with a white T-shirt in summer. - There were also suits that were between light coffee and light gray. The shoulders were large, and they could be worn for both work and leisure. The sleeves were long and could be rolled up. The large-collared suits could enlarge the neckline area, making the head look small and strong. The woolen material was comfortable and airy. 2. ** Match Method ** - It could be matched with simple inner accessories such as shirts, T-shirts, or vests. The suitable colors were black, white, gray, navy blue, and other versatile colors. ** Third, avoid crossing the minefield ** 1. ** Pattern ** - A checkered suit was a good choice. It was not exaggerated but also elegant and fashionable. 2. ** Color ** - For example, pink suits were more difficult to wear, and yellow-black suits would look even darker. Glowing black suits were not easy to make mistakes and were white, making the wear look high-class and neat. 3. * size ** - To avoid a suit that doesn't fit, you can choose from the shoulder size, waist tightness, long sleeves, and other aspects to ensure that it fits. A suit that doesn't fit will make it inconvenient to move and look sloppy. 4. ** In terms of buttons ** - The bottom button of the suit was usually open. According to the style of the suit, one or two buttons could be buttoned. When sitting down, the buttons could be undone. 5. ** In terms of matching socks ** - To avoid matching with white sports socks, you can choose socks of the same color as the pants. This way, the matching is appropriate and looks dignified. 6. ** In terms of pockets ** - To avoid putting too many things in the suit pocket, such as keys, cell phones, tissues, etc., this will make the pocket bulge, the suit deformed, and affect the appearance. You can use the leather bag that matches the suit to place these items. 7. ** Belt ** - When wearing a belt, avoid choosing a belt with a huge LOGO. You should choose a generous and simple belt. This way, you will look capable and gentlemanly with a suit. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-08-04 06:14
A good life-saving novel
He recommended a few good novels. Yan Kang's " I'm a Professional in Saving the World " was a novel of the endless apocalypse, not the zombie apocalypse. The main character was a professional in saving the world. He passed through all kinds of natural disasters and virus apocalypse to save mankind. It was a seedling of a new novel that was very interesting. Sheng Ji's " Doctor Calamity " was not bad either. It was a modern cultivation genre. It was a story about a doctor from a small clinic who could help cultivators transcend the heavenly tribulation. The protagonist, Wen Tao, was very powerful. His speech and behavior were unexpected, and his psychological analysis was accurate. He turned the situation around at the critical moment. The early works were not too complicated and easy to read. It was the reverse luck book, Book Desolation Savior, a fantasy genre. After the Revival of Spirit Qi, the Dao book system rose, but there was a shortage of books. The protagonist had a golden finger to push the book, and the reverse plagiarist made his fortune by selling blades. The setting was very imaginative. It was the opposite of the routine and had a strange imagination. Chen Erliang's " I Want to Live, What's Wrong with Rejecting the Heavenly Queen's Courtship ", an urban entertainment genre. The web novel author reincarnated and was chased by the school belle who was suspected to be a murderer. The plot was very complicated. Finally, the Ranger's Ultimate Rescue, a military war genre. It was about the illegal rescue of overseas travelers in times of danger. The author was a veteran. The words were passionate and vivid. The military events had their own archetypes. It was a hardcore military novel. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-08-04 06:14
In the novel, there was a golden holy dragon
" Golden Dragon: Six Thousand Years of the Empire " was a light novel written by ten dragons and six dragons. It was about the Golden Dragon Noah instigating his adoptive father to rebel, and his descendants called him Wang Jianguo. He was misunderstood and praised. The book list commented that this dnd dragon script was well written, with characters and power. " The Lone Soul of the Coiling Dragon ", created by Black Morning Star S. The main character Rogge's soul mutated and quickly became a god. The plot in the early stages was fast. The new author had some shortcomings but had an understanding of the original work. His writing style gradually improved. He was a good Coiling Dragon Doujin. " Island Fishery " was an urban novel written by a fat meat dumpling. There was a leisurely story of the protagonist returning to the ravine to open an orchard, as well as the relaxed life of managing Dream Island. " Demonic Saintess: My Husband Is the Peerless Sword God " was a fantasy novel about a storm. A modern youth transmigrated into a young duke, had a check-in system, and married the Demonic Saintess. " The Pride of Great Ming ", a historical novel written by your alternate account. There are many characters, and you see the people of Great Ming from the enemy's point of view. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-08-04 06:14
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