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meatcanyon earwax

meatcanyon earwax

BeansMeme

BeansMeme

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know
Realistic
7 Chs
Meant for me

Meant for me

Mia Edwin's life was planned all through her years of existence. Everything she did was according to how her parents wanted it or planned it. she was the perfect daughter in the face of all who cared to look. Everything seem to be in order when it comes to her. She never experienced what life really was all about and she was turning 19. Lorenzo Mendez, one of the richest man in the city, if not the richest. He gets what he wants no matter what it takes. They call him "Lord Of the underworld". He was like the daredevil, the devil himself. What he wants, he takes. what will happen when Lorenzo Mendez's eye fall on a certain red hair girl that screams of perfection? What he wants, he always gets. but what will happen to this red girl he wants but can't seem to get? Will the daredevil for the first time in history, break his deal just so he can have her? What was it about this girl that drive him insane? ********************************************** "Boss....." one of his loyal men called out to him, drawing him away from his day dream about a certain red hair girl. "what?" he snapped with his firm cold voice sending shivers to the body of the man that dared disturb his day dream about his soon to be Queen. "Sir, we've got info about her" the man said while lowering his gaze as a sign of submission and respect. "so....? why isn't she here!?" he asked impatiently. he could not take it anymore. He has not been able to get her off his mind. He needs her and he needs her now!!. "Sir, she's...... She's Edwin's Daughter.........' Every other thing his men were saying no longer made sense to him. His mind focused on who's daughter his Queen is. Is this some kind of joke or something? His anger rose to a very dangerous level as he looked at his loyal men in their eye and said "I need her and I need her now!" with that said he stood up and left his office to an unknown destination no one knew about. WARNING: MATURED CONTENT.
Fantasy
9 Chs
Proper Heiress by Day, Motorcycle Girl by Night

Proper Heiress by Day, Motorcycle Girl by Night

[Hidebound Older Man VS Two-Faced Heiress: Daddy-Type + Seductress + An Old House on Fire] Everyone in Aethelgard says, a man should marry a woman from the West Family. The eldest daughter of the West Family is gentle and virtuous, a sought-after prize in high society. On the eve of her engagement. Her fiancé cheated on her. Willow West, having played the good girl for so long, decides she's done pretending. Fueled by alcohol, she finds a handsome man. Just one wall away from the scumbag ex and his mistress. The next day, she wakes up to her world collapsing. She had slept with the circle's famous 'older man'—Aiden Pierce, her dear uncle's best friend. Her impression of Aiden Pierce wasn't very good. Years ago, when she was having her first romance, she had tried to sneak a kiss with her young boyfriend, only for Aiden Pierce to report her to her uncle before their lips could even meet. The Aiden Pierce of today is even more dull—celibate and restrained, with everyone from his secretary to his assistant being male, and zero romantic scandals to his name. He's nothing short of a hidebound traditionalist! Willow West wants to escape. Aiden Pierce's well-defined hand grips her chin. "Miss West, a man's virtue is still virtue. You must take responsibility for me." * Aiden Pierce, who had practiced self-restraint for thirty years, was captured by Willow West—a woman gentle and demure in public, yet passionate and daring in private. Everyone thought Willow West was a good girl. Only Aiden Pierce knew that behind closed doors, the young woman not only smoked and drank but was also a cool, badass biker. * The assistant has recently noticed a change in the workaholic President Pierce. Not only is he hitting the gym three times a week, but his style has also shifted from uniform high-end suits to a different streetwear brand for every day of the week. His once stern and unsmiling face now frequently breaks into a smile. Even his eternally unchanged screensaver has been replaced. It's now a picture of a sexy, wavy-haired beauty in a black biker suit, holding a cigarette and sitting on a motorcycle!
Urban
126 Chs
How to draw caricatures like MeatCanyon?
You need to study MeatCanyon's style, focus on exaggerating features and expressions. Start with simple sketches and keep practicing.
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2025-04-29 14:52
What is the nature of an uncensored Zootopia love story by MeatCanyon?
It could potentially be a more raw and unrestrained take on a Zootopia love story. Maybe with elements that are not typically shown in a censored version.
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2024-10-02 10:48
Share your earwax removal horror stories.
I had a friend who tried to remove earwax with a bobby pin. It was a really bad idea. He accidentally scratched his ear canal and it started bleeding. He was in so much pain. He had to go to the doctor to make sure there was no serious damage. After that, he learned his lesson and will never use something so inappropriate for earwax removal again.
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2024-10-28 15:43
What are the common earwax removal horror stories?
A lot of people have horror stories related to ear candles. These are supposed to draw out earwax, but in reality, they can be really dangerous. The wax from the candle can drip into the ear, causing blockages. Also, there's a risk of burns to the ear or face. I know someone who tried it and ended up with a minor burn on their earlobe. It was not at all what they expected.
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2024-10-28 10:53
Can we see the earwax in the deepest part?
Can we see the deepest earwax? <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-10-08 22:55
The child's earwax has the smell of Chinese medicine
Under normal circumstances, earwax did not have a peculiar smell. If there was a Chinese medicine smell, it might be an abnormal situation. This could be due to excessive secretion of cerumen in the external ear canal, as well as bacteria or mold infection, which led to the deterioration, decay, and decay of the secretions in the ear, resulting in a special smell. It could also be the smell produced by foreign objects entering the ear and mixing with the earwax. If the child has symptoms such as hearing loss, earache, inflammation, etc., they need to seek medical examination and treatment in time. It is not recommended to use sharp tools such as cotton swabs to clean the ear to avoid damaging the skin of the ear and ear canal. You can go to the otorhinolaryngology department of a regular hospital to have a professional doctor clean the external ear canal. If necessary, the secretion can be cultured for bacteria. According to the results, appropriate anti-inflammatory drugs can be used for anti-inflammatory treatment. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-08-02 08:34
9 months baby has earwax, how to get it out
If the earwax of a 9-month-old baby does not cause discomfort to the baby, and there is no obvious redness and swelling in the external ear canal, you can not carry out special treatment first, because the baby can expel some earwax during the activity process. If there is too much earwax or the baby has symptoms of discomfort, such as fever, pulling ears, inexplicable crying, etc., it is recommended to go to the hospital for professional treatment. With the doctor's permission, a small amount of over-the-counter ear drops or olive oil could also be dripped into the baby's ear for treatment. However, whether it was to remove the earwax or rinse it, it had to be carried out in the hospital. It could not be handled at home to avoid damage to the external ear canal and eardrum. "Little Fox Fairy" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-10-01 04:18
9 months baby ear has earwax how to do
If a 9-month-old baby has earwax, it should be treated according to the specific situation of earwax. If it was earwax inside the ear, it could be cleaned out with a clean cotton swab or towel. If it is a small amount of soft earwax in the external auditory canal, it can be gently removed with a cotton swab. If the earwax is hard, don't force it out with an earpick. You can use a child-specific cleaning cotton swab with a little sesame oil or water to slowly soften the earwax and take it out. You can also use 3 - 5 drops of soda to drip into the baby's ear, ear facing up. Soak it for about 10 minutes each time, 3 - 4 times a day. After 3 - 4 days, go to the hospital and ask the doctor to take out or rinse the earwax with physiological salt water or suction device. If there is only a small amount of earwax, you can also use a wet towel to wipe the baby's outer ear every day. If the baby's earwax is not removed after your own treatment or you feel that there is more earwax in the baby's external auditory canal, it is recommended to go to the hospital to be cleaned by a professional doctor. At the same time, pay attention to keep the baby's ears dry. When washing your hair and bathing, pay attention to cover your ears to prevent water from entering. If water enters, gently wipe the external auditory canal with a cotton swab. When swimming, wear earplugs and nose clips for the baby to avoid infection. "Little Fox Fairy" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-10-13 03:58
What to do if a 9-month-old baby has earwax?
9-month-old babies have earwax, which can be treated in the following ways: - If the baby had no symptoms of discomfort, such as no fever, pulling of the ears, inexplicable crying, etc., and the external auditory canal was not obviously red and swollen, there was no need for special treatment. This was because the baby could expel some earwax during the activity process, and a small amount of earwax would naturally fall out. - If you want to promote earwax loss, you can let the baby sleep on his side when he sleeps, which may help the earwax discharge. - If there is more earwax or the child has discomfort, it is recommended to go to the hospital for professional treatment. Don't easily pick your own ears because the baby's ear canal is relatively narrow and the skin is weak. Picking your own ears can easily cause damage. - If it was to compare the earwax inside, under the condition that it did not cause discomfort to the baby, it could also be observed first to see if the ear canal could expel it on its own. Generally speaking, it was possible. However, in rare cases, such as hard earwax, which is hard to fall out, you can go to the hospital for treatment. You may be treated with ear drops such as calcium dioxide. "Little Fox Fairy" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-10-16 23:31
More than 9 months baby earwax, what's going on?
More than 9 months old baby earwax may be caused by the following reasons: First, the function of cerumen gland secreting oil ear increases, so that the oil ear secreted by cerumen increases, which leads to the increase of earwax; Second, long-term improper digging of ears leads to local inflammation. The external ear canal is stimulated by chronic inflammation for a long time, and the secretion increases, thus inducing the increase of earwax; Third, when there is local inflammation or serious infection stimulation of fungi, it will also increase earwax; Fourth, when washing the baby's face or bathing, accidentally getting the washing products into the baby's ears may cause an increase in earwax; Fifth, the baby's age is young, the metabolism is more vigorous, and the dandruff falls off more, which will lead to an increase in earwax. "Little Fox Fairy" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-10-12 16:03
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