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meatcanyon earwax

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BeansMeme

BeansMeme

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know
Realistic
7 Chs
Meant for me

Meant for me

Mia Edwin's life was planned all through her years of existence. Everything she did was according to how her parents wanted it or planned it. she was the perfect daughter in the face of all who cared to look. Everything seem to be in order when it comes to her. She never experienced what life really was all about and she was turning 19. Lorenzo Mendez, one of the richest man in the city, if not the richest. He gets what he wants no matter what it takes. They call him "Lord Of the underworld". He was like the daredevil, the devil himself. What he wants, he takes. what will happen when Lorenzo Mendez's eye fall on a certain red hair girl that screams of perfection? What he wants, he always gets. but what will happen to this red girl he wants but can't seem to get? Will the daredevil for the first time in history, break his deal just so he can have her? What was it about this girl that drive him insane? ********************************************** "Boss....." one of his loyal men called out to him, drawing him away from his day dream about a certain red hair girl. "what?" he snapped with his firm cold voice sending shivers to the body of the man that dared disturb his day dream about his soon to be Queen. "Sir, we've got info about her" the man said while lowering his gaze as a sign of submission and respect. "so....? why isn't she here!?" he asked impatiently. he could not take it anymore. He has not been able to get her off his mind. He needs her and he needs her now!!. "Sir, she's...... She's Edwin's Daughter.........' Every other thing his men were saying no longer made sense to him. His mind focused on who's daughter his Queen is. Is this some kind of joke or something? His anger rose to a very dangerous level as he looked at his loyal men in their eye and said "I need her and I need her now!" with that said he stood up and left his office to an unknown destination no one knew about. WARNING: MATURED CONTENT.
Fantasy
9 Chs
How to draw caricatures like MeatCanyon?
You need to study MeatCanyon's style, focus on exaggerating features and expressions. Start with simple sketches and keep practicing.
2 answers
2025-04-29 22:52
Share your earwax removal horror stories.
I had a friend who tried to remove earwax with a bobby pin. It was a really bad idea. He accidentally scratched his ear canal and it started bleeding. He was in so much pain. He had to go to the doctor to make sure there was no serious damage. After that, he learned his lesson and will never use something so inappropriate for earwax removal again.
1 answer
2024-10-28 23:43
What are the common earwax removal horror stories?
A lot of people have horror stories related to ear candles. These are supposed to draw out earwax, but in reality, they can be really dangerous. The wax from the candle can drip into the ear, causing blockages. Also, there's a risk of burns to the ear or face. I know someone who tried it and ended up with a minor burn on their earlobe. It was not at all what they expected.
1 answer
2024-10-28 18:53
What is the nature of an uncensored Zootopia love story by MeatCanyon?
It could potentially be a more raw and unrestrained take on a Zootopia love story. Maybe with elements that are not typically shown in a censored version.
3 answers
2024-10-02 18:48
Which chapter is the best bookmark for readers tracking Great Xia through the power growth storyline?
Chapter 298, "Hou Jing Defects, White Abyss Falls, Zhaoyang's Banner Changes (2)", is the clearest early answer because it turns Great Xia's situation into a concrete plot event. The setup is Hou Hu naturally believed that he deserved the position of leader,..., but the pressure keeps building through At that time, Hou Hu's strength was actually inferior to Hou Jing's..
1 answer
2026-06-10 11:32
Where in the first 1000 chapters does Xia Hong get its most concrete on-page development?
Chapter 313, "Preparations for Migration, Population Surge, and Placement of Cold Resistance Level (Part 3)", is the clearest early answer because Xia Hong finally turns buildup into a real advancement. The chapter turns that into something concrete by moving from Second Year of Great Xia, July 8th Creaaak... to Since they had arrived earlier, the newly entering eleven, including....
1 answer
2026-06-10 11:32
Which chapter would you cite if someone asks for the most direct payoff tied to Yuan Cheng?
Chapter 304, "The Defeated Longyou Army, Xia Army Cannot Escape, Holy Tripod", is the clearest early answer because Yuan Cheng gets a payoff that changes the stakes. It opens with Xia Chuan realized this point earlier than the others, so as soon as... and closes on Following the leader to achieve such fortune, I've lived enough.. The key payoff is that the chapter closes with "Tend to yourself first;
1 answer
2026-06-10 11:32
Why do readers treat Chapter 311, "Expulsion and Unease, an Overzealous Xia Chuan (2)", as a real turning point for Uncle Yue?
Chapter 311, "Expulsion and Unease, an Overzealous Xia Chuan (2)", is the clearest early answer because it turns Uncle Yue's situation into a concrete plot event. It opens with Xia Hong's eldest daughter, Xia Ning, couldn't help but speak:... and closes on The old Leader advised me when leaving Long Mountain to assist the.... The key payoff is that the chapter closes with Xia Hong's expression was peculiar;
1 answer
2026-06-10 11:32
If I only want one chapter that proves why Zhu Ling matters, should I jump to Chapter 350?
Chapter 350, "Methods to Enhance the Peak of Cold Resistance, Moao's 10th Town, Beishuo Yang Fa, Nightmare, East Ridge Lu Yun", is the clearest early answer because it turns Zhu Ling's situation into a concrete plot event. The chapter turns that into something concrete by moving from Lu Yang, Zhao Hu, what a bold East Ridge, daring to act so recklessly... to I found your physique curious and have a few questions for you."....
1 answer
2026-06-10 11:32
If I only want one chapter that proves why Cold Resistance Level matters, should I jump to Chapter 351?
Chapter 351, "Lu Yang’s Plan, Upheaval in Xia City, Sumeru Nightmare, the Prince’s Golden Words", is the clearest early answer because it pushes Cold Resistance Level into a new phase or setting. The chapter turns that into something concrete by moving from Only after entering the main building can one truly be considered an... to Gu Tianxiong is quite powerful, with strong connections at the higher....
1 answer
2026-06-10 11:31
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