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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know
Realistic
7 Chs
Meant for me

Meant for me

Mia Edwin's life was planned all through her years of existence. Everything she did was according to how her parents wanted it or planned it. she was the perfect daughter in the face of all who cared to look. Everything seem to be in order when it comes to her. She never experienced what life really was all about and she was turning 19. Lorenzo Mendez, one of the richest man in the city, if not the richest. He gets what he wants no matter what it takes. They call him "Lord Of the underworld". He was like the daredevil, the devil himself. What he wants, he takes. what will happen when Lorenzo Mendez's eye fall on a certain red hair girl that screams of perfection? What he wants, he always gets. but what will happen to this red girl he wants but can't seem to get? Will the daredevil for the first time in history, break his deal just so he can have her? What was it about this girl that drive him insane? ********************************************** "Boss....." one of his loyal men called out to him, drawing him away from his day dream about a certain red hair girl. "what?" he snapped with his firm cold voice sending shivers to the body of the man that dared disturb his day dream about his soon to be Queen. "Sir, we've got info about her" the man said while lowering his gaze as a sign of submission and respect. "so....? why isn't she here!?" he asked impatiently. he could not take it anymore. He has not been able to get her off his mind. He needs her and he needs her now!!. "Sir, she's...... She's Edwin's Daughter.........' Every other thing his men were saying no longer made sense to him. His mind focused on who's daughter his Queen is. Is this some kind of joke or something? His anger rose to a very dangerous level as he looked at his loyal men in their eye and said "I need her and I need her now!" with that said he stood up and left his office to an unknown destination no one knew about. WARNING: MATURED CONTENT.
Fantasy
9 Chs
How to draw caricatures like MeatCanyon?
You need to study MeatCanyon's style, focus on exaggerating features and expressions. Start with simple sketches and keep practicing.
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2025-04-29 22:52
Share your earwax removal horror stories.
I had a friend who tried to remove earwax with a bobby pin. It was a really bad idea. He accidentally scratched his ear canal and it started bleeding. He was in so much pain. He had to go to the doctor to make sure there was no serious damage. After that, he learned his lesson and will never use something so inappropriate for earwax removal again.
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2024-10-28 23:43
What are the common earwax removal horror stories?
A lot of people have horror stories related to ear candles. These are supposed to draw out earwax, but in reality, they can be really dangerous. The wax from the candle can drip into the ear, causing blockages. Also, there's a risk of burns to the ear or face. I know someone who tried it and ended up with a minor burn on their earlobe. It was not at all what they expected.
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2024-10-28 18:53
What is the nature of an uncensored Zootopia love story by MeatCanyon?
It could potentially be a more raw and unrestrained take on a Zootopia love story. Maybe with elements that are not typically shown in a censored version.
3 answers
2024-10-02 18:48
Uzi was beaten up by imp
In a match of the Old Man Cup, Team Letme used the strong combination of Caitlyn and Rambo to deal with the Luna combination of Uzi's team. Uzi's lineup was 4 to 1, and he was ignited by the wave of Level 2 Sorrow and was imped to the point of no state, causing the early lane to be uncomfortable. In the team battle, because the lane was broken in the early stages of the game, the mid-game imp's Caitlyn's passive ability instantly took half of Uzi's health. At the same time, Uzi's teammates did not fully play their role, causing Uzi to be suppressed by the imp in the lane. The novel " Humph, Call Me Senior Brother " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-06-27 05:00
Rebirth 1955, what are the novels that bring space to become rich?
"Red Chamber: Fuyao Rivers and Mountains" was a fictional historical novel written by Unsmiling Ocean. The male protagonist was Jia Cong, and the female protagonist was Dai Yu. Three stars + rating, logical. The main character had transmigrated into Jia Cong. His status was low, but he had gained the attention of the prince with his unique handwriting. The story involved the elements of the Red Chamber and had new creations. It was worth watching. "Reborn Easy" was a novel about urban life created by Flying Time. It was a story about doing small things to make up for regrets after rebirth. <<REBIRTH 1978>> was an urban rebirth novel that could be written in various sizes. The protagonist was reborn at the beginning of the reform and opening up, and the female lead was a long-term bystander. "Rebirth, Dream Casting" was an urban rebirth story written on a silver coin. The main character brought the Prophet back to life in 2001. He started his career by relying on his internet cafe license and demolition. There were no tricks or melodramatic scenes. His writing was smooth. The experienced author wrote the rebirth routine with charm. Although the emotional scenes were not good, the overall situation was good. I recommend it. Return to Life was Yan Huang's urban rebirth novel. The protagonist's rebirth in 2001 earned money by selling popular works from various countries. The early stages were exciting, but the later parts of the plot were unpleasant, but overall, it was worth watching. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-27 05:00
When will Martial Yin Yang update the third season of the novel?
A few novels to recommend: - "Rebirth of the Proud Sword" was a fantasy novel written by the Ice-Cold Emperor. However, he was preparing a new book, and the release date was yet to be determined. - "Overlooking Time," a reality-youth story novel by Kazuaki. The opening of a nursing home in the community triggered a secret war. Wei Yichen, a workplace noob, was involved. He faced choices such as work, love, and family. Love and hate in the small world influenced his life. - There's Definitely Something Wrong With This Game, a game novel from the Qing Dynasty. The game was developed by the R & D department, and there were many strange things about it. The male lead, Gu Moli, felt that there was something wrong with the game. There were many supporting roles, and the book list had good reviews. The style was relaxed and suspenseful, similar to Thriller Paradise. The newcomer's new book was very idiotic and worth reading. - "The Strongest Overlord of the Three Kingdoms Online Game", a virtual online game novel written by Little Shuxia. The specific story is not detailed, but there is a book group. - 40,000 Years of Cultivation ("40,000 Years of the Star Field")", a sci-fi-futuristic novel by Venerable Woniu. Combining cultivation and science, it had a grand world view. The early stages were more routine, and the later stages were exciting. Many characters appeared, and different readers gave good reviews from different angles. Overall, it was worth reading. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-27 05:00
To express the feelings of knowing each other for ten years
Having known each other for ten years was not a short period of time. His mood was like a mixed wine. Ten years of knowing each other was like a slowly growing tree. The roots were deeply rooted in the bottom of his heart, and there was an indescribable sense of security. Looking back, everything that happened back then had become a precious treasure. The years that they had spent together, laughing and crying, whether it was when they were young and ignorant or when they were mature and steady, had left a deep mark on them. Perhaps their lives were already different. Some went far away, some stayed in the same place, but that concern never disappeared. Seeing the other party's growth and transformation, his heart was filled with emotion. From the initial acquaintance to now, there was no need for any formalities. Even if they had not seen each other for a long time, they were still close and natural when they met again. This kind of relationship had already surpassed ordinary friends and was like a family. In the past ten years, they had witnessed the passing of each other's youth, as well as the firmness and durability of their friendship. They were both gratified by the longevity of this friendship, but they also lamented the passing of time. They were filled with nostalgia and cherish for the past. The novel " Ten Years of Death " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-06-27 05:00
Venom trailer exposure time
The first trailer of Venom: The Last Dance was released on June 5, 2024, and China exclusive final trailer was released on October 15, 2024. Watching " Venom: The Last Dance " wasn't enough. Everyone, please click to read the novel!
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2026-06-27 04:59
Lolita's slogan
Lolita style is a fashion trend. It is an attitude and lifestyle that allows women to show gentleness, elegance, independence, and confidence. In Lolita's world, women can find their own style and personality to show their true self. Wearing Lorita could turn a woman into a cute girl in an instant. However, there was no specific phrase that was specifically used as a fixed expression for Lorita's slogan. "Luo Mingxia Love Letter" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-06-27 04:59
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