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BeansMeme

BeansMeme

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know
Realistic
7 Chs
Meant for me

Meant for me

Mia Edwin's life was planned all through her years of existence. Everything she did was according to how her parents wanted it or planned it. she was the perfect daughter in the face of all who cared to look. Everything seem to be in order when it comes to her. She never experienced what life really was all about and she was turning 19. Lorenzo Mendez, one of the richest man in the city, if not the richest. He gets what he wants no matter what it takes. They call him "Lord Of the underworld". He was like the daredevil, the devil himself. What he wants, he takes. what will happen when Lorenzo Mendez's eye fall on a certain red hair girl that screams of perfection? What he wants, he always gets. but what will happen to this red girl he wants but can't seem to get? Will the daredevil for the first time in history, break his deal just so he can have her? What was it about this girl that drive him insane? ********************************************** "Boss....." one of his loyal men called out to him, drawing him away from his day dream about a certain red hair girl. "what?" he snapped with his firm cold voice sending shivers to the body of the man that dared disturb his day dream about his soon to be Queen. "Sir, we've got info about her" the man said while lowering his gaze as a sign of submission and respect. "so....? why isn't she here!?" he asked impatiently. he could not take it anymore. He has not been able to get her off his mind. He needs her and he needs her now!!. "Sir, she's...... She's Edwin's Daughter.........' Every other thing his men were saying no longer made sense to him. His mind focused on who's daughter his Queen is. Is this some kind of joke or something? His anger rose to a very dangerous level as he looked at his loyal men in their eye and said "I need her and I need her now!" with that said he stood up and left his office to an unknown destination no one knew about. WARNING: MATURED CONTENT.
Fantasy
9 Chs
How to draw caricatures like MeatCanyon?
You need to study MeatCanyon's style, focus on exaggerating features and expressions. Start with simple sketches and keep practicing.
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2025-04-29 14:52
What is the nature of an uncensored Zootopia love story by MeatCanyon?
It could potentially be a more raw and unrestrained take on a Zootopia love story. Maybe with elements that are not typically shown in a censored version.
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2024-10-02 10:48
How does a novel figure out the psychological description of others?
In a novel, one could try to figure out the psychological description of others from the following aspects: ** 1. Directly describe ** 1. ** Using psychological verb ** - By using psychological verbs such as "think","calculate","sigh", etc., they directly describe the inner thoughts of the character. For example, when describing a person's suspicion of another person, one could write,"He secretly calculated whether the person in front of him was sincere in helping him or had other intentions." However, you should pay attention to avoid over-reliance on a single psychological verb in your creation. For example, overuse of the word "think" will make the article monotonous. You should try to use related words to replace it. 2. ** Point out the logic of thinking ** - It was directly described according to the character's thinking logic, clearly showing the character's inner reasoning and judgment process. For example, when the detective was thinking about the case,"he combed through the clues of the case in his mind, from the victim's last location to the suspect's alibi. He knew that there must be a link that had been overlooked." ** 2. Inner Monologue ** 1. ** First Person Inner Monologue ** - When writing in the first person, the character can think and talk to himself in his heart. For example,"I'm wandering in this dark alley, and I keep asking myself, why did I come to this strange place? Is it because of that faint hope, or is it just a moment of impulse?" 2. ** Third-person Inner Monologue (Author's narration)** - When narrating in the third person, the author revealed the inner thoughts of the character through the narration. Like,"He stood on the podium, calm on the surface, but very flustered on the inside. He didn't know if the people below the stage were really happy for him or just waiting to see him make a fool of himself. He had never been good at dealing with such a big scene." 3. ** Character's heart talks to itself ** - It described the character's inner dialogue when faced with a choice or dilemma. For example,"She looked at the two roads in front of her, one leading to her familiar hometown, and the other leading to an unknown distance. The voices in her heart were arguing. One said,'Go home, there's a warm harbor there.' The other said,'Go forward and find new possibilities'. 4. ** Character converses with others in his mind (imaginary conversation)** - The character was talking to the other person in his mind. For example, he looked at his opponent's back and thought to himself, Do you think you can defeat me? I won't be defeated so easily. Today, I'll definitely show you how powerful I am." ** 3. Show it from multiple angles ** 1. ** Using external performance to set off the mind ** - By describing a character's form, appearance, language, actions, and other aspects, it hinted at their inner thoughts. For example, when describing a person's nervousness, one could say,"His hands kept rubbing the corner of his clothes, his eyes wandered, and his speech became stuttering. All of these revealed his inner nervousness." 2. ** Using the environment to strengthen the mind ** - Using the surrounding environment to describe the character's psychology. For example,"In this eerie ancient tomb, the stench of decay pervaded the air. His heart was in his throat, and with every step he took, he felt as if there was a pair of eyes staring at him from behind. This kind of environment magnified his fear infinitely." <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-20 07:48
Horror novels
"Haunted House Night Talks" was a short supernatural novel that rejected false words. It was also called "Ghost Stories." This is a collection of horror stories. Don't read it alone at night. Every story is short but super scary. The overall evaluation was not bad. The writing was sad and scary. Most of the stories were very attractive. Although some of them were a little fake, they could be justified. The one that left a deep impression on him was Invisible Man, a good article that had been buried. The author was from Chengdu. He used ghosts as a metaphor to describe the cold and warmth of the human world. Although it wasn't that exaggerated and didn't have the impact of movies and games, it was still worth watching. It had a recommendation rating of four stars. "Modern Longevity: Starting from Ba Duan Jin" was an urban novel written by the Second General. After the protagonist Zhou Shen got a terminal illness, he returned to his hometown to wait for death, but he awakened the cheat and walked on the road to immortality. This book was like the city, with some additional content, but it was not new enough and was more old-fashioned. The protagonist's three views were not right, and it was disgusting that he had been whitewashed. Although the theme was novel, it was written in a pretentious and face-slapping style from ten years ago. However, if you like Chinese martial arts and system styles, you can take a look. "Hell's Apartment" was a suspense horror novel based on Black Tinder. It was about the people who entered the Hell Apartment being chosen to become actors in a real-life horror movie, struggling to survive in the horror scenes according to the instructions written in blood. This was a variant of the infinite style, with a lot of horror elements and a fresh plot for the bloody mission. The first and middle stages were divine works, and the atmosphere created made people unable to help but continue watching. However, the later stages of the story were a little broken, and it was a pity that the female protagonist died in the middle. However, it was still a classic horror novel with a recommendation index of four and a half stars. "Hell Movie Theater" was also Black Tinder's work. The protagonist picked up a horror movie poster and became an actor. He had to save up a death warrant to escape. In the early stages, it was a horror story, and in the later stages, it became a fantasy story. The first part was written very well, with a terrifying content, but the transition at the end was a little broken. However, the author's writing ability was not bad. He even filled in the foreshadowing. It was also a horror novel worth reading. Its recommendation index was three and a half stars. The End of Technology was a science fiction novel written by A Bucket of Pudding. When a robot cat transmigrated into the world of the main character, Ning Jie, he became the light of technology. This was a high-tech novel. The protagonist was chosen by the alien cat to obtain knowledge to solve a mathematical problem. The writing and plot were standard, but the character design was a little broken in the later stages. Those readers who like to read top students or science and technology can try it out. The recommendation index is three stars. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-20 07:48
How many novels is Qu Tan 'er married to the Eighth Prince?
In the first novel of " The Favorite Concubine of Two Worlds," the daughter of the disreputable Minister of the East Peak Kingdom, Qu Tan 'er, was unexpectedly married to the Eighth Prince, Mo Liancheng. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-20 07:47
What are the good novels with the female lead being a cat?
[Meow: A modern romance entertainment novel written by Yin Jiuxin.] The otaku girl was reborn as a cat, the otaku wrote novels and games, and later became a human. With the system, the female protagonist copied the original world's works, which was a different kind of cool novel. It was a pity that the author did not update much and the updates were slow. Also, the female lead relied on copying all the time, which was a little annoying. However, it looked quite cool and was suitable for girls. Three stars recommendation. "Wilderness: Reborn Black Lotus, I Am the Ancestor of Dao" was a Xianxia Mythological Cultivation novel created by Guihai Yunxuan. The male protagonist, Xuan Kong, was reborn as a twelfth-grade Black Lotus of Annihilation. He was in the Primordial Fierce Beast Calamity. A Great Divine Warrior was fighting for the opportunity to prove his Dao. Xuan Kong wanted to fight for the position of Dao Ancestor. The story was magnificent. If you are interested, you can add the chat group 140145632. "Otaku Witch": A light novel written by a salted fish becoming an immortal. The main character, Dorothy, was the Queen of Witches, 16 years old. This was a world dominated by witches. The main character was talented but had different ideals. The world setting was interesting, the characters had their own personalities, and the plot was daily. However, there was a problem with the quality change before and after entering the school. It was a little weak, but overall, it was worth watching. The recommendation index was three and a half stars. A World Travel in a Windy Place: A novel that slowly plots the infinite universe. The main character was an uploader of Bilibili. Doujin stories were interesting, the male protagonist was logical, the plot was natural, the emotional description was delicate, and there was a deep description of the Internet storm. The author was responsible for making a Short videos. It was worth looking forward to. Miss Black Cat Hates Humans, a light novel written by the Skyfall Saint Hui. The story of the girl's rebirth as a black cat (cat girl) and her mistress. The supernatural urban theme was a bit like "She and Her Cat", but it had been cut short. After only a dozen chapters, it felt pretty good. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-20 07:47
Similar to the original characters, TV series, recommended novels
I recommend 'Return of a Thousand Golds', by Shisanchun. This was a modern romance novel about a wealthy family. After the female protagonist was reborn, she was no longer at the mercy of others. She wanted to personally take revenge on the people who harmed her. The adapted TV series was popular on many satellite channels, but the original work was superb! The female lead was not stupid and sweet, and the plot was coherent. The male lead and supporting male characters were vividly described. It was an early masterpiece. There were more than 400 chapters in the novel, so it was not unexpected for the male lead to change after 200 chapters. Some people complained that the male lead appeared late and hid his strength and bided his time for a long time, but overall, it was very interesting. The female lead went from naivety to wit and calmness, fighting against her scumbag father and stepmother for the inheritance, and the male lead accompanied her all the way. Moreover, the TV series had changed too much. The male lead was like the supporting male lead, and the ending was open-ended. The original male and female leads and the ending were more popular. In comparison, the original novel was even more exciting. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-20 07:47
What is the name of the novel that the female lead is the best friend's agent?
" The Art Era 1997 " was a novel written by a cat who rode a pig. The male protagonist, Chen Jianqing, and the female protagonist, Zeng Li, were about a story of a rich man who turned into a literary tycoon after transmigrating into a bootlicker. " The Precious Lady " was a fairy tale novel. The female protagonist was betrayed by her boyfriend and got a good person system, walking towards the peak of her life. However, the readers 'comments were mixed. Some people felt that there were problems with the female protagonist's personality and other aspects. A Guide to the Weirdos of the Entertainment Industry, a modern romance novel written by Star Lotus. The female lead, Jiang Chenxing, was born into an ordinary family but worked hard in the entertainment industry. The male lead, Su Yue, was outstanding and the supporting role was also well-rounded. The story had depth, and it was not just a sweet favorite. The recommendation index was high. " The Illustrated Guide to the Beast-Eared Women of the New World Governor " was a fantasy novel written by the cute Caesar. The male protagonist, Joan, transmigrated to become the governor of a colony and faced all kinds of women. " Overnight, I Become the Female Lead of a scandal " was a modern romance novel by Song Buliu. The female lead, Zhou Yun, entered the entertainment industry to fight because of a scandal. The plot was cliché but the writing was good. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-20 07:47
On the moonlit night, I recall the original text of my brother's ancient poem
"Remembering my brother on the moonlit night"(Tang Dynasty Du Fu): The garrison drum breaks the line of people, and the wild goose sounds in the autumn. The dew is white from tonight, and the moon is bright in my hometown. Brothers are scattered, no family to ask about life and death. The letter is too long to send, let alone the war.
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2026-06-20 07:47
Was Helan Mingyu with Xiao Chengxu?
The TV series " Promise of Chang 'an " was not based on a novel, but on the plot of " The Secret History of Xiaozhuang ". In the story of " Promise of Chang 'an," Helan Mingyu and Xiao Chengxu were secretly in love at the beginning. However, after the news of Xiao Chengxu's " death in battle " spread, Mingyu married Xiao Chengxu's brother, Xiao Chengrui, in order to save his younger brother, Xiao Chengxuan. She did not really get together with Xiao Chengxu. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-20 07:46
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