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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know
Realistic
7 Chs
Meant for me

Meant for me

Mia Edwin's life was planned all through her years of existence. Everything she did was according to how her parents wanted it or planned it. she was the perfect daughter in the face of all who cared to look. Everything seem to be in order when it comes to her. She never experienced what life really was all about and she was turning 19. Lorenzo Mendez, one of the richest man in the city, if not the richest. He gets what he wants no matter what it takes. They call him "Lord Of the underworld". He was like the daredevil, the devil himself. What he wants, he takes. what will happen when Lorenzo Mendez's eye fall on a certain red hair girl that screams of perfection? What he wants, he always gets. but what will happen to this red girl he wants but can't seem to get? Will the daredevil for the first time in history, break his deal just so he can have her? What was it about this girl that drive him insane? ********************************************** "Boss....." one of his loyal men called out to him, drawing him away from his day dream about a certain red hair girl. "what?" he snapped with his firm cold voice sending shivers to the body of the man that dared disturb his day dream about his soon to be Queen. "Sir, we've got info about her" the man said while lowering his gaze as a sign of submission and respect. "so....? why isn't she here!?" he asked impatiently. he could not take it anymore. He has not been able to get her off his mind. He needs her and he needs her now!!. "Sir, she's...... She's Edwin's Daughter.........' Every other thing his men were saying no longer made sense to him. His mind focused on who's daughter his Queen is. Is this some kind of joke or something? His anger rose to a very dangerous level as he looked at his loyal men in their eye and said "I need her and I need her now!" with that said he stood up and left his office to an unknown destination no one knew about. WARNING: MATURED CONTENT.
Fantasy
9 Chs
How to draw caricatures like MeatCanyon?
You need to study MeatCanyon's style, focus on exaggerating features and expressions. Start with simple sketches and keep practicing.
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2025-04-29 22:52
What is the nature of an uncensored Zootopia love story by MeatCanyon?
It could potentially be a more raw and unrestrained take on a Zootopia love story. Maybe with elements that are not typically shown in a censored version.
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2024-10-02 18:48
Like a novel with a peach forest behind the village
I recommend " Taojia Village Farming Anecdotes ", an ancient romance novel written by a child. It was about the peasant life of the Third Master Tao's family in the small mountain valley of Shu Prefecture. There were no disputes in the court or fights in the house. The whole family had a part to play. It was just an ordinary family affair and raising children. The overall evaluation was excellent. It was a true farming novel with a local protagonist and not a female protagonist. Everyone worked hard and lived an optimistic life together. It was as plain and warm as a running account. There were no golden fingers, no top-grade relatives to cause trouble, and no specific male and female leads. There was no burden when reading. Although it was dull and didn't have a climax, this kind of civilian story was very comfortable. The author seemed to have stopped writing, but her two farming novels were not bad. There was also " Confrontation of the Spy Shadows ", a military-spy novel written by Spring Breeze. The male protagonist, Lin Tianming, was originally an art teacher. By accident, he became a member of the Military Intelligence Investigation Agency in 1936. He was meticulous and destroyed many Japanese spy organizations. He was firm in his beliefs and secretly helped the underground organizations get out of trouble. He did not care about life and death to contribute to the motherland. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-18 01:33
Male Lead's Blackened New Series
I recommend " The Record of the Scumbag's Purification ", a fantasy romance novel written by Dong Xiaobai. The male protagonist had high intelligence and indifferent emotions. After the car accident, he became a vegetable and was selected by the system to go to the small world to wash away the scumbag. The theme was novel and the writing style was good. Although the title was not good, the story was warm and beautiful. The reviews on the book list were not bad. It was currently being serialised. Other than the beginning of the first chapter, which was difficult to understand, it was recommended overall. The male lead was great, and the female lead was happy. " The Guide to Relieve Husband " was a fictional historical novel. The male protagonist was Fang Ji, and the female protagonists were Zhao Wugou, Xiao Luo, Qi Luo, and so on. The male protagonist transmigrated to the Wei Dynasty, and his wife was the general of the hussars. He could only be a hedonistic playboy, and the story was interesting. Reverse Love Game, Tian Zhongqiu's light novel. The demon had the female lead to attack the male lead. The female lead's psychological description was detailed and the character was well portrayed. In the early stages, it was like Infinite Horror. Although it was unreasonable, it was a little broken in the later stages, but it was very innovative and suitable for readers who were tired of brainless harem novels. Marvel: The Father of the Saint Seiya, a light novel created by Dream Tribute. After the male protagonist Mayne woke up, he found that the world had changed greatly. He had to join hands with Athena to face all kinds of threats and defend the earth. The female protagonist had a magical change. Could it be that I'm not the main character? It was a light novel written by Ye Kong Wu Chen. In manga, the main character didn't look like the main character after transmigrating. The interaction with the anime characters was the highlight. Although it was a newbie novel with a lot of flaws, it was easy and interesting, suitable for light novel lovers. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-18 01:32
How can I write in my diary today, third grade?
Writing a diary in the third grade can be done according to the following steps: 1. ** In terms of format **: Write the date (such as November 22, 2024), the day of the week (Friday), and the weather in the middle of the first line. If you don't know the weather, you can check it through channels such as the ink weather. 2. ** Selection of content ** - ** Focus on memorization **: You can write about the most memorable thing that happened that day, such as what happened in school (class activities, interesting things in class, etc.), or what happened at home (helping with housework, interacting with family, etc.). To write things clearly, one needed to find six elements: the time, place, person, cause, process, and result of the incident. It was easy to write a diary in the beginning, so it was necessary to combine details and focus on describing the process of the matter. The other parts should be written briefly. For example, when they went to the park to play, they could describe the process of playing in detail, and the time and place were briefly mentioned. - [Other types: Other than memorizing, you can also write about people (such as a kind father, a warm-hearted neighbor), scenery (such as the snow scenery on the way to school), and objects (such as the cute little goldfish at home).] 3. ** Express your true feelings **: After describing things, people, and scenery, write down your feelings. For example, he could write about playing with his friends. He could write that he was happy through playing and cherished his friendship more.
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2026-06-18 01:32
The TV series turned into the ultimate villain in the novel
He recommended a few excellent novels. " Invading the Heavens from Immortality " was created by Dao Fei Heng Ming. The male protagonist Fang Han transmigrated to the Eternal World and became a horse-raising servant to replace Fang Han's identity. There was also a crystal door that could travel to the Heavenly Realm. Eternal Life, Heaven Covering World, and other worlds were waiting for him to explore. It was super exciting. The Return of a Thousand Gold was written by Shisanchun. The female protagonist was no longer at the mercy of others after her rebirth. She wanted to take revenge and take back her family property. The characters were vivid and the plot was coherent. Although the change of male lead was a little sudden, overall, it was great. The novel was much better than the TV series. " Muye, please be careful of the Old Wang of Erzhu's house next door." It was a light novel written by the God of Fire. Masayoshi Wang had transmigrated into Masayoshi Uchiha and left Kiba to save his life. After the night of the extermination, he had returned to revive Uchiha. The Heavens Began From the Undying Emperor, by Xue Hai Tianqing. After Yi Yuan transmigrated to become a little phoenix, he became the Undying Heavenly Emperor. He wanted to illuminate the heavens and was very domineering. 'Before I Die, I Forcibly Kissed the Female Emperor', written by the adorable Zhong Mengtong. Chu Feng's closed beta game ended just as he was about to win. He forcefully kissed the demonic empress and returned to reality. In the end, the empress appeared in front of him again. It was extremely interesting. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-18 01:32
Reason for recommending a typical character in a novel
The author of the book," I, the Immortal Cultivator, Was Exposed by My Great-Granddaughter's Livestream ", had four eyes and was an urban superpower type. Ye Fang was a Nascent Soul cultivator. After the Republic of China, he went to Kunlun to cultivate. A hundred years later, he left the mountain. However, his great-granddaughter, who was the host, accidentally exposed his cultivation. " The World's High-Level Martial Arts Transcendental Path " was not bad either. The author had ten boxes, and the universe was infinite. Chen Fan transmigrated to the world of Global Martial Arts and became Fang Ping's deskmate. After awakening the system, he rose to become the Gun King, and his hot-blooded battle was overheated. There was also the Great Dao of Primordial Creation, which was written by Yunduan Baiyi. From the story of Pangu creating the world to the stories of the great gods in the Primordial World, it showed the magnificent ancient times. 'I'm a Serious System' was a novel written by Fire Spirit. The main character was an indecent system. In order not to be bound to the host, it was creative and funny. The Boss Training Guide was a sci-fi interstellar love song written by Swoosh Shadow Afterglow. The female protagonist transmigrated to the unfinished novel and tried her best to correct the three views of the president beside her who had become the son of the villain BOSS. Although the update was broken, it was partially worth watching. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-18 01:32
Big Boss Summoning novels
The following were some novels that involved summoning techniques: " Phoenix Descends the World: The Trash Defies the Heavens ", in which the Trash Missy activated the heaven-defying summoning technique as a mercenary leader and summoned a divine beast as a mount." The Magic Card Era: The Mythical Talent at the Beginning " had elements related to summoning. The protagonist, Lin Feng, traveled to a world where global catastrophes and ferocious beasts and monsters ran rampant, and it was related to summoning techniques." National Familiar: Awakening the Mythical Talent at the Beginning " also belonged to this type of novel with summoning elements. There was also " Online Games: Summon Demonic Book Wei at the beginning of the game, etc. In addition," Long Live Summoning " was also a summoning novel. Its introduction showed that the protagonist had used hard work and talent to defeat his opponent in his previous life, but it was different in this life. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-18 01:32
Gathering Together
The English translation of "merrily gather" is: merrily gather;joyful gathering;enjoy a happy get together;have a joyful gathering;get together joyously. Translated as: Palace of Pleasure, the novel is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-06-18 01:32
Game Player System Style Fictions Rankings
He recommended a few good novels. Legendary Game Designer was a game system novel written by a nameless traveler. The main character traveled to a parallel world and copied the creativity of Earth to make a game. The cheat was reasonable, the architecture was good, and it involved many games. 'The Strongest Instructor System' was a military-war fantasy novel written by Da Huanzi. An ordinary young man traveled to a parallel world to become an instructor, but the delay was even more serious. " Random System Hi Foreignland " was a game system novel written by Palm Print 1. It was very interesting to compete with the character system. The content was fun, but it had stopped updating. " Game Development Guide," I Love Kitchen wrote a novel about virtual online games. It was a masterpiece of game development. It was good to grasp the fun and also had emotional lines. It was highly recommended. " Reincarnation Gaming Space " was a novel created by Wuliang Maha. It was a novel about games and other worlds. Although the main character was a little invincible, the book was not bad. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-18 01:31
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