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In the late years of the Daqian era, tyrants roamed freely, war erupted endlessly, and the people could not sustain their lives. After transmigration, Chen Jie finds himself as a drunken gambler with a pair of unfortunate sisters at home. The elder one, Su Yunjin, is his wife, and he also has a five-year-old sister-in-law, Su Yunrui. Their family is so poor they can barely make ends meet. Then suddenly, his beautiful wife comes smiling, bringing him a bowl of hot porridge. "Husband, I was wrong yesterday. Please have some porridge while it's hot." Seeing the bruises on his wife's face, Chen Jie feels something is amiss. Ding~ [Daily Information has been updated] [1. Yesterday, you gambled away the last three acres of good land, beat Su Yunjin while drunk, and planned to sell the five-year-old Su Yunrui, to recover your losses.] [2. The Su sisters rely on each other. Su Yunrui is Su Yunjin's only hope.] [3. Su Yunjin, having lost hope, traded her mother's hairpin three days ago for a pack of arsenic.] ...Arsenic! Staring at the hot porridge brought to his lips, Chen Jie looks up at his wife, seeing the faint bruise on her face and her eyes shifting away, avoiding his gaze. "Honey!" "Yes?" "You're not going to kill me, are you?!"

Zheng Ming, who had transmigrated to another world, carried with him a set of Hero Cards which, given enough Prestige Points, could summon the heroes from these cards: With the power of these heroes, you could cut down enemies while on horseback, scale walls and rooftops with ease, unleash a Celestial Flying Immortal attack, and even command the might to bewitch the heavens and earth! Of course, riding your sword through the Nine Heavens, vanquishing demons between earth and sky was not just a dream, nor was it impossible to transform into the Ancient Golden Crow, scorching the heavens and boiling the seas...

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Earth, thousands of years after the apocalypse. A boy with amnesia woke up in the middle of the Dregs, the worst part of Crimson Fungus City. The boy grows up and manages to become strong enough to pass an exam for one of the most prestigious jobs in existence, a Zephyx Extractor, someone that can harvest the powers of Specters. Zephyx Extractors have the power to travel kilometers in seconds, read minds, and destroy mountains. In this oppressive world, they are the only ones who can change their destiny. Sadly, the boy had already gained a power from a Specter in the past, which made him ineligible for the position. His dream was dead. Or was it? Join my Discord: https://discord.gg/EfePH46Aru If my patreon gets more than 1000€ per month, I will increase the word count of my chapters! Join my Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=27791050

Su Bei sat on No-Sword Peak, contentedly watching his female disciple scurry about. That would have completed his first task for his System Quest assigned by "The Highest Ten Thousand Fold Feedback for Discipleship" system! Xia Ruoching looked at Su Bei with a serious face, “Master, this is the spiritual fruit I got from the Sect Leader. He said it'd be helpful for your injuries!” Su Bei gazed at the half-black, half-red fruit in front of him and fell into deep thought. “Are you sure this is what the fruit looks like?” "......" “This is the real deal, Master! That half is definitely not poisoned! Eating this spiritual fruit would be such a wonderful experience, ah!” "?" “......” Years later. Su Bei, while leading one of his many disciples back to Sword Sect, suddenly sneezed and muttered, “That's strange. Why do I keep feeling like a bunch of people are cursing me?” The eldest disciple looked at the new junior sisters with a stunned expression, “What? You want to kill Master too?” ...... The book is also known as "I Have the Highest Ten Thousand Fold Feedback System for Discipleship." "I Am a Transmigrator, Not the Su Bei You Know!” “I Really Didn't Steal The Disciples' Talents, Okay!” “Assassinations from the Reincarnated Disciples!” “Assassinating Master”

{COMPLETED} "Are you not scared it might be poisoned?" Abrielle's asked Cedric who drank the wine without hesitation. Cedric leaned closer to her with his head crooked on her neck, his warm intoxicating breath trickling on her skin. His hoarse voice came out lightly. "If the poison is given by my wife, I will drink it without hesitation. It will be an honour to die in your hands." Abrielle's mouth fell agape, stunned by his words. What was wrong with his head? Cedric then bit the tip of her ear to distract her from her thoughts. "Now I have done your bidding, dear wife; it is time you do mine. How about we get rid of this restriction on your body?" Abrielle's face flushed red. This sly scum. She could not wait to kill him. **** Being transmigrated to your favourite novel would be anyone's dream, well, except for Hazel. Hazel, a world-class writer, was transmigrated into her book, "The Dragons and the priestess." after she died in an unfortunate accident a day before her first date with her long-time crush. She was already cussing her luck until she was hit by a double tragedy. Hazel was now Abrielle, the Villainess of the novel, who was destined to die at her husband's hand, Prince Cedric. Struck with this tragedy, Abrielle attempted to escape the border before her wedding but failed miserably. Forced to marry the heartless first prince of Darconia in a marriage that could only be broken with death as the escape, Abrielle came up with another plan."A hundred ways to kill her husband." Abrielle, who finds herself in the middle of the messed up plot of her novel, tries to navigate this world by trying several methods to kill her husband because she refuses to die by her creation's hand. But why does, despite multiple attempts of trying to kill this heartless prince, he refuse to die and just keeps on bothering Abrielle? He should be interested in the female lead and not the villainess! Why don't you join this epic journey and see how Abrielle's and Cedric's story unfold? Would she be able to escape her fate? ***** Note: Abrielle's story starts from the pre-sequel of her actual book The Dragons and the priestess where she discovers how different this world is from her actual book. She tries to navigate the unknown from a disadvantaged stand as a weak talentless noble lady before the actual plot starts

"The Mysterious Dragon Scroll" recorded the supreme secrets of nine extraordinary techniques. According to rumors in the martial world, obtaining any one of the nine scrolls from "The Mysterious Dragon Scroll" would grant one extraordinary power, far surpassing ordinary people. The entire set of scrolls would bestow immortality and the ability to ascend to the heavens. Transmigrating into a dynasty known as the "Great Wei," Ye Jingtang was taken in as an adopted son by Pei Yuanfeng, the head of a renowned escort agency, after being abandoned as a baby. After Pei Yuanfeng's death, Ye Jingtang discovered that his adoptive father was a famous martial arts master. Even more astonishing was the fact that the remaining scroll of "The Mysterious Dragon Scroll" was buried beneath a ginkgo tree in the imperial palace. In order to obtain this unique treasure of the mortal world, he decided to take a risky approach and infiltrate the harem! "Hold on, lady, do you know who I am?" "Of course I know. You are the favored courtier of the Empress, the lover of the rebel leader, and the young master of a prestigious martial arts family. You're seeing three women at the same time! I'm gonna kill you!"

"In this world, morality is but a thin line away from depravity, and the most captivating tales are often shrouded behind the veil of insanity." ____________________ I was just an ordinary guy, living a dull and unremarkable life as an editor. But when a maniac author killed me for rejecting his novel in a writing competition, I reopened my eyes in a modern fantasy world. "Hmm? Wait, this world…." But fate, being a prude little bitch, played a twisted joke on me. I reincarnated into the very same novel that I rejected for the competition award, written by the very same author who killed me for it. Not only that, but I transmigrated into the body of a disowned noble named Lucas Morningstar. Lucas was a minor antagonist in a novel who served as a stepping stone for the protagonist and their allies. Arghh…. Of all the people, I just had to be reborn as someone who was despised by the main characters the most at this point in the story? B-But hey, with my knowledge of the future and understanding of the main characters, I can at least live an easy life! Right...? "Yeah, I can work with this!" Or so I thought until I remembered the ending arcs of the book. This world is destined for doom! And not so long after, I started to realize that the novel and the world I transmigrated into might not be as similar as I had originally thought…. ================= [Disclaimer: Caution while reading is advised. Tighten your seatbelts and brace yourself for a bumpy roller coaster-like journey. Don't blame the Author if you fall from your seat while reading a plot twist. Thank you.] ____________________ AN: MC is NOT a villain, so don't expect one. *The MC will seem a little bit (ok let's be honest, more than a little bit) foolish in the first 30-35 chaps but don't be fooled. I ask you to read the first 50 chapters before deciding to trash-talk the MC because that's where his borderline psychopathic strategist personality starts to surface. ____________________ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/yDaXN4re ____________________ Tapestry

Tidak semua orang mendapat kesempatan kedua dalam hidup, namun tak sedikit pula yang justru menggunakan kesempatan yang diberikan itu hanya untuk memuaskan nafsu keduniawian saja. Begitupula yang terjadi pada Keisha. Mengkhianati orang yang justru berperan besar dalam mengangkat kehidupan, bahkan rasa percaya dirinya. Dan saat semua sudah terlanjur terjadi, kata maaf dan penyesalan tentu tidak lagi berguna, sebab karma itu menyakitkan.

Vindra Dravinda, sosok pria yang hangat, mendadak menjadi pendiam dan dingin semenjak menikahi seorang wanita dari kalangan kelas kakap Tanisha Dhanda. Tunangan Vindra mati secara sadis, dalam kondisi mengenaskan. Tanisha yang merupakan keturunan konglomerat pewaris sah sebuah perusahaan Raksasa yang menjelajahi seluruh belahan benua. Tanisha juga di cap dunia sebagai pembunuh berdarah dingin setelah sang ayah di temukan mati membeku dalam kondisi mayat yang tidak utuh, setelah penyelidikan polisi salah satu potongan tubuh ayah Tanisha di temukan di dalam clutch bernilai miliaran rupiah merupakan milik Tanisha. Tanisha tertuduh sebagai pembunuh ayah kandungnya sendiri, meski menyangkal dunia mengacuhkan pembelaan dari putri semata wayangnya keluarga yang bernama besar Dhanda tersebut. Siapakah pembunuh sesungguhnya jika bukan Tanisha? Mungkinkah dendam kesumat suaminya Vindra Dravinda atas kematian tunangannya yang menjadi penyebab hancurnya hidup Tanisha? Lantas apa hubungannya kematian tuan Dhanda dengan kematian dari tunangan Vindra tersebut? Mungkinkah Vindra dendam kepada istrinya yang sangat dia cintai itu? Atau Vindra mencap sang istri sebagai tersangka dan wanita yang paling bertanggung jawab atas kematian tunangannya? Sekaligus mertuanya? Mari sama sama kita ulik yeah.