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Lenny Tales is a sick psychopathic assassin with a twisted sense of justice who goes around the world murdering corrupt politicians. At his latest hit, a bullet changed trajectory in mid air and ended his life. However when he woke up, he discovered that his Death was not an accident. He had been employed by Lucifer Morningstar, the one known as the devil. His Mission was to have revenge on behalf of the Devil who was backstabbed, and had the apocalypse stolen from him by his own demons. But as a mere human in a post apocalyptic world filled with death at every turn, with wicked Witches, Devils, Royal Demons, and entities that feed on weak humans as per time snacks, how will he carry out such a mission? Fortunately, he is born again with the Satan System... ........ If you want to know how sick this book is, read the first chapter. I still don't know how the idea for this book came out of my head. (Heaven! please forgive me) ..... Demons, Devils, Fallen Angels, Angels, Soul Eaters, Cursers, Witches, Dark elves, Hell beasts, Heaven Beasts, Death Beasts... Practically, Every sick, both rosy and terrible thing of the underworld will be found in this book. My research is deep. (Note: Sick Shit happens here. If you don't have stomach for it, please run. You still have time.) (My Discord: https://discord.gg/5Gexp9wW)

Mingshu was so addicted to a novel that she forgot to eat and sleep; she had taken to heart the plight of the villainous emperor within, whose fate was appallingly tragic! After angrily writing a thousand-word negative review, she woke up to find herself transmigrated into the book, becoming the freshly minted, unfortunate Noble Consort of the Tyrant. Confronted with the living and breathing emperor before her, Mingshu's mind was a whirlwind— Isn't this my kid? 〣( ºΔº )〣 In the eyes of everyone else, the emperor was bloodthirsty by nature, ruthless and cruel, a Living Yama whose very name sent shivers down spines! Through Mingshu's eyes, the emperor was: afraid of the dark, terrified of thunder, loved to act spoiled, lacked a sense of security, was inherently kind, and had a life-or-death need for sweets... What kind of supreme cutie is this?! Wahhh, baby, mama loves you!! In order to change her son's dreadful ending, Mingshu, overflowing with maternal love, transformed into a child-protecting demon! She brazenly confronted the Empress Dowager, furiously scolded court officials, and fought imperial consorts with her bare hands... But wait, why were the kid's glances at her becoming more and more peculiar? —— As a child, Si Chu always dreamt of a young girl who taught him to read and write with patience, tended to his wounds with care, and gently soothed him to sleep on every stormy night. Then one day, the girl disappeared. He searched high and low but couldn't find her. So, obsession turned into a demon, his eyes blood-red and crazed, he went mad. Just when he lamented the world's boredom and contemplated destroying everything, He came across a pair of bright, sparkling, talking eyes. With a gloomy and obsessive look, the emperor's lips curled into a cold smile: Fine, you've come to me of your own volition. —— Everyone knew: The emperor detested beautiful, delicate, and arrogant women most of all. No one knew how long the dainty Noble Consort would last. ＊ When you visit this world, remember to take a look at the sun.

(Caution: On Hiatus.) This is the first edition of my Chance Encounter Book Series. (No minors allowed, read at your own risk.) This is a kind of slow-paced novel. So if it's not your cup of tea, you're free to skip this. But for those who stayed despite my warning, this Author will be forever grateful to you. Now let's go to the story. *** She was the daughter of the leader of the League of Mercenaries. She was an S-Class Level Assassin and was in a league of her own. As the future successor of the Organization, she was raised to be ruthless at the very young age of five. Her future was already laid out in front of her. Little did the people around her know, that she never wanted all of this. She never wanted to take the lives of people, innocent or not. Yes, she might have been trained hard to have a heart as hard as a diamond but deep inside, her soul and conscience were screaming for her to do the right thing. On the day before her eighteenth birthday, she asked for her freedom from her parents. Her parents were against her plea for freedom as the only way to attain it was the most painful and cruel way... Death. They had struggled and did everything to be on top of the hierarchy just to protect their most precious jewel. Their beloved daughter Anastasia or Sia in the Mercenary's World. But Ana was determined to free herself. Therefore, she took the drug that she developed inside her laboratory for years without anyone's knowledge just for this day. She is willing to die just to gain her freedom. Why? Because she knew that when she came back from the dead, a new life awaits her. *** He was a nobody but became the owner of a multi-billion dollar business empire in six years. Because of this, he was labeled as a Monster in the Business World and was feared by many because of his ruthlessness and tyranny towards his enemies and competitors. His subordinates called him Satan which he didn't mind. Despite his success, he felt lonely inside. He had been in great sadness and pain and had drowned himself at work just to forget the woman who was responsible for what he became. Because of her, he despised women and treated them as his toys and just to warm his bed. The quote that said 'Changing women just like changing his clothes' perfectly described his current set-up. He'd rather be bad than give his dumb heart a chance to fall in love again. What will happen if their two paths crossed? Will she find the freedom she had been looking for after her death? Will he keep his vow to never fell in love in his lifetime? *** Feel free to talk to me on discord: OrieNovel#9306 The photo on my book cover is not mine. Credits to the rightful owner.

Tidak semua orang mendapat kesempatan kedua dalam hidup, namun tak sedikit pula yang justru menggunakan kesempatan yang diberikan itu hanya untuk memuaskan nafsu keduniawian saja. Begitupula yang terjadi pada Keisha. Mengkhianati orang yang justru berperan besar dalam mengangkat kehidupan, bahkan rasa percaya dirinya. Dan saat semua sudah terlanjur terjadi, kata maaf dan penyesalan tentu tidak lagi berguna, sebab karma itu menyakitkan.

When I was reborn in South Korea, I wanted to live my life in peace. Pass the activation system, unlock the 'Big Brother' career, obtain the invincible system, and embark on the road to power.

Lenny Tales é um assassino psicopata doentio com um senso de justiça distorcido que viaja pelo mundo assassinando políticos corruptos. Em seu último golpe, uma bala mudou de trajetória no ar e acabou com sua vida. No entanto, quando ele acordou, descobriu que sua Morte não foi um acidente. Ele havia sido contratado por Lucifer Morningstar, aquele conhecido como o Demônio. Sua Missão era se vingar em nome do Demônio que foi apunhalado pelas costas e teve o apocalipse roubado dele por seus próprios demônios. Mas como um mero humano em um mundo pós-apocalíptico cheio de morte a cada esquina, com Bruxas perversas, Demônios, Demônios Reais e entidades que se alimentam de humanos fracos como se fossem lanches, como ele realizará tal missão? Felizmente, ele renasce com o Sistema Satan... ........ Se você quer saber o quão doentio este livro é, leia o primeiro capítulo. Eu ainda não sei como a ideia para este livro saiu da minha cabeça. (Céu! por favor, me perdoe) ..... Demônios, Demônios, Anjos Caídos, Anjos, Devoradores de Almas, Amaldiçoadores, Bruxas, Elfos Negros, Bestas Infernais, Bestas Celestiais, Bestas da Morte... Praticamente, toda coisa doentia, tanto rósea quanto terrível, do submundo será encontrada neste livro. Minha pesquisa é profunda. (Observação: Merda pesada acontece aqui. Se você não tem estômago para isso, por favor, fuja. Você ainda tem tempo.)

In the greed-filled world of corporate empires and magic knights, Min Jae was a king in business, with pockets so deep he could drown in them. That is, until his life deemed his playthrough unfair and gave him a red card. Poison was his family's best friend, as everyone had at least tasted it once, not twice because they never could. Death was never on his calendar, neither was an offer for a divine gig. Enter the Deity of Stories, a celestial being with a fetish for plot twists, who offers Min Jae a deal he can't refuse: become her divine cameraman. No, not the kind with a lens, but one who records the tales of mortals. In return, he gets a second shot at life, in a world where his dearly departed parents are alive and well, ready to dote on him from birth. Reborn as Judge (because “Min Jae 2.0” sounded too dull), he quickly realizes this new life is no gift. This steampunk utopia, filled with airships, clockwork gadgets, and an alarming lack of Wi-Fi, thrives on manipulation. But who needs the internet when you have a divine camera and the sharp mind to control it all? Judge isn’t just here to record stories; he’s here to write them, casting himself as the mastermind behind every twist and turn. Armed with his divine powers, he navigates complex schemes, power-hungry nobles, and ruthless industrialists, all while keeping his ultimate goal hidden: to ascend to godhood and rewrite his own fate. Of course, he generally makes a glorious mess of things, all while trying to keep his dear parents blissfully unaware of his less-than-angelic schemes. But as the stakes rise and the Deity of Stories watches his every move, Judge must tread carefully. Can he manipulate his way to the top, or will he become just another character in someone else’s plot twist? --- Just a quick disclaimer: The book steers clear of any unwanted adult stuff. However, it does feature a potentially disturbing amount of violence—enough to make you wonder about the author's mental health. So proceed with caution—and maybe a shield!

[Abstinenter Anwalt + Beginnt bitter, endet süß + Comeback einer übergewichtigen Frau + Emotionale Achterbahn + Ankunft eines entzückenden Kindes] Vor ihrer Inhaftierung war sie Claire Caldwell, die einzige Tochter eines wohlhabenden Geschäftsmanns, übergewichtig und unsicher, die ihren Erbin-Status aufgab und demütig um Liebe bettelte. Nach ihrer Entlassung wurde sie zur atemberaubenden Schönheit und aufstrebenden Star-Journalistin Jean Ellison, schlank und fesselnd. Von wessen Liebe lebte sie, und wer war derjenige, der sie persönlich ins Gefängnis schickte? In der Öffentlichkeit ist Justin Holden ein kalter und edler Spitzenanwalt, der in seinen vielen Berufsjahren nie einen Fall verloren hat. Im Privaten trinkt er sich jede Nacht in den Schlaf und stellt sich vor, dass Claire Caldwell nicht im Gefängnis gestorben ist und noch immer an seiner Seite ist. Jean Ellisons Erscheinung stürzt ihn Tag und Nacht ins Chaos; sie ähnelt seiner verstorbenen Freundin so sehr. Die Zuneigung zwischen ihnen war immer einseitig und von ihr erzwungen. Ihr erstes Mal war, um einer Verwarnung wegen Verstoßes gegen die Vorschriften durch den Wohnheimaufseher zu entgehen, wobei sie die Nacht in seiner Anwaltskanzlei für Praktikanten verbrachte. Das ganze Mädchen errötete; wer war von ihr hingerissen? "Wenn ich kaltherzig und gefühllos wäre, warum wäre ich dann im Morgengrauen schlaflos?" "Herr Holden, Sie sind schon lange aus dem Spiel." Ja, sie haben ein gemeinsames Kind.

Arriving in a strange world filled with cultivators, Chu Che suddenly becomes the owner of an Entertainment system... Specifically, he becomes the owner of an Entertainment Park. [Chu Che: What? I get to own an Entertainment Park in another word? Author: Zip It MC. I'm talking. Chu Che: ("_")] .... The young Chu Che begins his rise to the top. And along his path, he becomes a legendary master who countless people dare not offend. [Emperor Hoshi]: Hahahahahahaha! I've just broken through after watching the 7th season of one piece! As expected of the entertainment park!" [The Great Elder Pei Mo]: "Damn You Park Owner! How can you close the park now? I was just about to rank up in the Elder Scrolls game!" [Fairy Wei Wei]: "This game is too much! How can I fall into a pit of snakes just like that? No way. I'm not reconciled! I, Fairy Wei Wei, must become victorious in this game of snakes and ladders." [Goddess Laila]: ... ~Oooooooooo! Why is it so tragic? What happened to senior John Snow? How can he be dead? Owner, you go in there and save him now!" (-_-) ... The mighty Chu Che opened an 'Anime, Gaming, & Fantasy Entertainment Park, which shattered the reality of many and led to the rise of countless experts. Thus, the young man became the most invincible man to all. . Thank you, everyone! I will post daily, so stay tuned! ......

The world is torn in two—North and South locked in a bitter war that has lasted for centuries. Hatred runs deep, and generations grow up not to dream of peace, but to master the art of battle. Ryon, a young mage from the North, meets a fiery end on the battlefield, consumed by a devastating magical fireball. But death is not the end. Ryon awakens—reborn in the South, a land where men are believed to be extinct. He inhabits the body of another boy named Ryon, cursed and fragile, surrounded by hundreds of fierce and powerful sisters in a matriarchal empire. Before he can adjust, a mysterious system activates, offering him a twisted chance at survival: • Within 7 days, make 3 women your harem wives, or perish. • Help 30 lost virgin souls discover “the D,” or lose more time and power. • Win the heart of the Southern Matriarch, or lose everything. To survive, Ryon must juggle deadly politics, magical duels, and the complicated affections of warrior queens, cursed priestesses, and yandere generals. As he fights to break the curse and rewrite his fate, Ryon’s choices will shape not only his survival, but the future of a world torn apart by war. Will he outwit fate, build a legendary harem, and uncover the truth behind his rebirth? Or will he burn again—this time, heart and soul?