english jokes

Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience (patients).

Well, here's one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I'd recommend 'South Park'. It has a lot of funny and sometimes controversial English jokes and cartoonish characters. The show often satirizes current events and social issues in a humorous way.

There's one where a cat tries to speak English but ends up saying 'meow' instead. It's hilarious!

Here's one: A bird is sitting on a branch and another bird flies by and asks, 'What are you doing?' The first bird says, 'Just thinking about life.' It's a light-hearted and unexpected joke in a comic strip.

Here's one: Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

Here's a funny one for you. Two tomatoes were crossing the road. One got squashed. The other one said, 'Come on ketchup!'

One funny cartoon joke is: Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

A joke goes like this. What's brown and sticky? A stick. It's a very short and straightforward joke that plays on the obvious connection between 'brown and sticky' and a'stick'.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!