english jokes

Here are some humorous English jokes from students: 1. The teacher asked who thought they were stupid to stand up. A young man stood up. The professor asked him if he really thought he was stupid. The young man replied,"No, sir. I just can't bear to see you standing here alone." 2. A student asked the English top student why he did so well. The top student said that he should clear his mind, think with his soul, calm his heart, bury his head in the paper and only stare at the options. He believed that the correct options would make you so nervous that you could hear your heartbeat. The student tried it and fell asleep. 3. The prettiest girl in the class was not good at math and had a crush on a boy who was good at math. She asked the boy to help her with math. The boy said," There's no need for two people in the same family to be good at math." 4. When his son asked his father why he wanted to study, his father would reply to the scholar when he drank a type of tea." This tea tastes full and pure. It melts in the mouth like a poem, followed by a long-lasting and rapid sweetness. The tea is orange and bright, and the fragrance is like an orchid. It is full of charm. It is a rare tea!" Those who did not study would only say,"D * mn, it's delicious! It's so f * cking delicious!" 5. There was once an English exam that was filled with multiple choice questions. A student scored 100 points and was first in class, while the top student scored 98 and 96. After that, the teacher said that the correct answer to all the questions was B. The student actually completely trusted the dice he made with an eraser. 6. When John was sleeping in class, the teacher woke him up and told him that he was making faces. The students were laughing, but he said that he was sleeping and did not make faces. The teacher thought that he was a good boy who admitted his mistake. 7. Tony asked his father if the fly was delicious. His father said that it was not delicious and disgusting. Tony said that it was because there was a fly on his father's plate. 8. After two hours of teaching, the teacher asked,"If we had tails like baboons, where would our tails be now?" The old lady replied, I've worn them off sitting here for so long. 9. The doctor said that it would cost 20 dollars to extract the child's tooth. The child's mother said that she had heard that it was only 4 dollars. The doctor said that the child's scream was so scary that it scared away four patients. 10. He dropped a biscuit when distributing it on Christmas Eve. He picked it up and intended to use it again. The four-year-old child said," Santa Claus knows that I'm bad, but doesn't he know that the biscuit fell on the ground?" <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience (patients).

Well, here's one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I'd recommend 'South Park'. It has a lot of funny and sometimes controversial English jokes and cartoonish characters. The show often satirizes current events and social issues in a humorous way.

There's one where a cat tries to speak English but ends up saying 'meow' instead. It's hilarious!

Here's one: A bird is sitting on a branch and another bird flies by and asks, 'What are you doing?' The first bird says, 'Just thinking about life.' It's a light-hearted and unexpected joke in a comic strip.

Here's one: Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

Here's a funny one for you. Two tomatoes were crossing the road. One got squashed. The other one said, 'Come on ketchup!'

One funny cartoon joke is: Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

A joke goes like this. What's brown and sticky? A stick. It's a very short and straightforward joke that plays on the obvious connection between 'brown and sticky' and a'stick'.