interesting jokes in english

A joke goes like this. What's brown and sticky? A stick. It's a very short and straightforward joke that plays on the obvious connection between 'brown and sticky' and a'stick'.

Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience (patients).

Here is a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, for a story, there was once a little boy who found a magic key. He used it to open a door in an old attic and found a world full of talking animals. It was a magical adventure for him.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

Joke: What kind of music do elves like? Wrap music! Story: A family was having a Christmas party. They invited their grumpy neighbor. By the end of the night, the neighbor was laughing and having a great time because of all the Christmas cheer.

A friend joke could be: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! As for a story, once my friend and I got lost while hiking. We ended up at a small, charming cottage where an old lady gave us the best apple pie and directions back. It was an unexpected adventure that we still laugh about today.

One common Naruto joke in fanfiction is about Naruto's huge appetite. For example, in some stories, they'll joke that Naruto could eat an entire village's worth of ramen if given the chance. He's always shown as having a bottomless stomach for his favorite food.

A joke: Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience. A short story: Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit. It was very curious about the world outside the forest. One day, it decided to go on an adventure. It met a friendly deer on the way, and they became friends and explored the world together.

Here's a story joke. A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asked, 'Why do you think that?' The man replied, 'Because I ding all the time!' This joke uses a humorous comparison and unexpected dialogue to create the comical effect.

There was a snowman who really wanted to go to the beach for Christmas. He told his friend the penguin, 'I'm so tired of this cold and snow. I want to feel the warm sand.' The penguin replied, 'You're a snowman! You'll melt at the beach!' Another joke is that Santa was trying to diet for Christmas. He said to Mrs. Claus, 'I can't keep eating all these cookies.' But every time he went to a house, the smell of fresh - baked cookies was too much for him, and he ended up eating more than ever.