orihime fart

A love story between Careless Whisper and Farty McSniffer. Lots of cliffhangers... Updates not stable. Read at your own risk. Cover not mine.

this is the Tale of a Boy who wants to never have embarrassing farts again

Truck Kun? Check. Being reborn in a novel? Check. Being a side character? Check. Having a system? Check. Dying by fart? Che- wait what- In a world where the laws of the universe take a coffee break, and the ridiculous knows no bounds, "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart" is a one of a kind Eastern fantasy novel that'll leave you gasping for breath (no, not from the flatulence). Meet Ye Qing, your not-so-average protagonist, who thought her life was as ordinary as they come. That is, until the day she found herself inside the pages of a novel, no less. Talk about a plot twist! She's not even the main character; she's one of those side characters, a classic cannon fodder destined to meet her demise in the most outrageous manner possible—a fatal fart, courtesy of the female lead, who happens to possess a truly "windy" superpower (Gross). But here's the kicker: Ye Qing isn't just another victim of the absurdity that is her newfound existence. No, she's got a secret weapon up her sleeve—or rather, a secret system in her head. With the Heaven System's powers at her disposal, she's ready to turn the tables on destiny, even if it means facing down the dreaded flatulence head-on. Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through a world where martial arts sects are as serious as they are hilarious, where mythical creatures and bizarre powers are the norm, and where fart reigns supreme. Get ready to laugh, cheer, and gasp (for all the right reasons) as Ye Qing tackles the strangest of fates in "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart."

Silly thoughts and things i had/did when i was a kid

Power, Glory, Fame, or even World Domination. Only one person can obtain one of these or even all, many have tried to claim this feat, waging wars, bribing government officials, or even committing acts of terrorism. The story follows the adventures of a young boy called Jinjuso and his crew of misfits in his quest to find the mysterious power left behind by the goddess Anathemia. His quest is not an easy one as many other people stand in his way and try to obtain this power to use it as a source of evil or good, the people who search for the mysterious power known only as Orin are called adventurers. Will he be successful? How will he use it? What is this so-called power? Read and find out!

La historia se desarrolla en un mundo en el que una población es asediada y experimenta un ataque desconocido de fuerzas del extranjero que obliga a los pobladores a proteger su hogar. La trama gira en torno a "Harlan2 quien después de aprender algo de su propósito busca respuestas y del gran peso que le entregaron, el objetivo es aprender quien es él. Más adelante descubre que su vida y de las personas en este mundo es insignificante frente a lo que se avecina entre más descubra comprenderá que es el “Destino” y de los sacrificios de esa información, lo que desencadenará toda una serie de acontecimientos.

The bells toll foreboding the golden capital basking in the morning glory. The king's cadaver lies bloodless in his chambers, igniting the massacre that drowns the capital in burgundy. The dust settles and the victors script their will onto the vanquished. The wrens sing to a kinder world.

Fifty years ago, the Holy War ravaged the world — a brutal conflict that engulfed fourteen kingdoms and claimed the lives of a quarter of the global population. When the dust settled, all that remained was chaos and ruin. Many believed the war would last for centuries. But its end came swiftly and unexpectedly, like a miracle… or a carefully laid trap. Ten kingdoms were obliterated. Only four barely survived, scarred and trembling. As peace slowly returned, few realized the truth: this so-called peace was nothing more than a brief interlude… a breath held before the storm. During the war, one king — crushed by loss, stripped of land and army — forged a plan in the shadows. While others sought peace, he sought power. He orchestrated a grand ceasefire, a false treaty of unity, all while secretly rebuilding his kingdom and preparing an unstoppable army. An army not bound by the laws of man… or nature. Now, as the final days of peace draw near, and with both magic and science having advanced to terrifying heights, a new war looms — one far more catastrophic than the last. And this time, the king does not seek victory… He seeks total annihilation.

“A genius girl who conducted a forbidden experiment to wipe away the tears of God.”

Before Feng Yi ascended the throne, no one wanted to marry this prince who lacked presence and was out of favor. After his ascension, the harem was filled with the daughters of high-ranking court officials. They were an eyesore to look at and vexing to deal with. He felt that even favoring them would defile his own dragon body. He decided to choose a woman with a fiery, arrogant, domineering, and jealous nature to enter the palace, to cast all this "trash" into the Cold Palace on his behalf. Song Yunzhao had transmigrated to ancient times for fourteen years, all the while laying low and just trying to get by. She was just waiting for the plot to begin, then she would transform into a villainess—arrogant, domineering, fiery, and jealous—so that she would be rejected from the selection and could then choose a husband to live a carefree and happy life with. Later, Song Yunzhao watched as His Majesty smiled at her with immense indulgence and said, "Zhaozhao, come here." Song Yunzhao immediately felt that something was terribly wrong, a chill running up from the soles of her feet. The damned Emperor wore a gentle expression, but his eyes were as cold as ice; he clearly wanted to use her as his blade!