english funny story

Sure! One funny story is about a man who tried to catch a fish with his bare hands but ended up falling into the river.

Sure. There was an Englishman traveling in Germany. He wanted to buy some eggs. In English, he said 'I want some eggs', but in his broken German, he said 'Ich will einige Eier' which he thought was correct, but he pronounced it so funnily that the shopkeeper burst out laughing. The Englishman was confused at first but then realized his pronunciation must have been really off.

Oh, here's one. A dog was chasing its tail for hours, thinking it was a new toy. Everyone around was laughing at its silliness.

I'd suggest 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland'. It's a really funny and long story with all kinds of crazy characters and events.

Sure! There's one about a talking dog who has all sorts of crazy adventures. It'll have you laughing out loud.

Here are a few funny movies with Chinese and English translation recommended to you: Despicable Me2010: This is a classic animated film about a villain who becomes a good person. The movie had Chinese and English subtitles and was very funny. Forrest Gump (1994): This is a classic movie about Forrest Gump, a man with low IQ. Not only did the movie have Chinese and English subtitles, but it was also very touching and funny. When Harry met Sally (1989): This is a very romantic movie about the emotional entanglement between two good friends. The movie had Chinese and English subtitles and was very funny. Life of Pi (2012): This is a very touching and adventurous film about a young Indian boy drifting on the sea. The movie had Chinese and English subtitles and was very funny. 5 The Croods (2013): This is a very interesting movie about a primitive family. The movie had Chinese and English subtitles and was very funny. I hope these recommendations will bring you joy and laughter!

Well, there's this story where someone was trying to text a serious message but autocorrect turned it into something completely crazy and made everyone laugh. Another one could be when someone shared a joke that had everyone in stitches.

A funny WhatsApp story could be when someone shared a photo of themselves in a goofy costume and the captions that followed were just as funny.

Well, there's this one where a guy accidentally sent a funny selfie to the wrong group chat and it caused a hilarious chaos.

Alright, here are some of Lost's classic lines and funny snippets: We are not alone We are the ones who make the world a better place The world we create is more beautiful.) It's not about the destination it's about the journey I'm not afraid of the future I'm afraid of what I'll do if I see it. Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get We are all in this together We just need to work together We need to stick together.) There's no such thing as a lost cause There's only a cause that's not lost yet Life is too short to hold grudges Let go and be happy Let go and live happily.) If we want to change the world we need to start with ourselves There's no such thing as a finish line There's only an end to the journey Life is like a camera it takes us from one moment to the next I hope these lines can bring joy and inspiration!