Tell me an English funny short story.
There was a little boy named Tim. One day, he was at school and the teacher asked the class, 'Who can use the word definitely in a sentence?' Tim raised his hand and said, 'The sky is definitely blue.' The teacher said, 'Well, that's not entirely correct, because the sky can be different colors at different times.' Tim thought for a moment and then said, 'Then I definitely need to go to the bathroom.'
Once upon a time, there was a man who went to a pet store. He asked the clerk, 'I want to buy a pet that can do everything.' The clerk said, 'How about a dog?' The man replied, 'No, a dog can't talk.' Then the clerk said, 'What about a cat?' The man said, 'No, a cat can't fetch my newspaper.' Finally, the clerk said, 'Then I have just the thing for you, a centipede!' The man was excited and took the centipede home. He told the centipede to go and make him a cup of coffee. An hour passed, and nothing happened. He went to check on the centipede and found it still putting on its shoes.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just kidding! A magician was performing on stage. He said, 'For my next trick, I will disappear.' And he vanished. But then his assistant came out and said, 'Oh no! He's disappeared into thin air. Now who will pay me?'
Tell me a Funny Bunny English Story.
A funny bunny lived in a garden. The bunny was always curious. It saw a gardener watering the plants and thought the hose was a big snake. So, it ran around in circles, making all the other bunnies confused. Then it noticed a group of ladybugs on a leaf. The bunny tried to talk to them, thinking they could understand bunny language. The ladybugs just flew away, and the bunny was left wondering why they didn't stay to chat.
Tell me a funny short short story.
Once upon a time, a cat decided to learn how to bark like a dog. It practiced day and night. One day, it finally managed to make a sound that was somewhat like a bark. But when it barked at a passing dog, the dog just stared at it in confusion and then walked away, as if thinking 'What on earth is this strange creature trying to do?'
Tell me a funny short story.
Once there was a duck who thought he was a chicken. He tried to roost in the trees like the chickens did. But every time he flapped his wings to get up there, he would just fall down. One day, he saw a pond and couldn't resist diving in. As he swam around, he suddenly realized how much he loved the water and said, 'I'm not a silly chicken, I'm a wonderful duck!'
Tell me a short funny story
There were three turtles sitting on a log. One turtle decided to jump into the water. How many turtles were left on the log? Three. Because the turtle only decided to jump, it didn't actually jump yet. This confused a little boy who was watching them. He kept waiting for the turtle to jump, but it just sat there, as if it was teasing him. The boy finally gave up waiting and went to find something else to do.
Tell me a funny short story.
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Tom. He went to the zoo and saw a monkey. The monkey stole his hat and started wearing it. Tom chased the monkey around the cage, and the monkey made all kinds of funny faces at him. Finally, the zookeeper helped Tom get his hat back. It was really a hilarious encounter.
Tell me a very short English story.
Once, a cat chased a mouse. The mouse ran into a hole. The cat waited but left at last.
Tell me an English fable short story.
The Ant and the Grasshopper. In summer, the grasshopper was singing and having fun all day. The ant, on the other hand, was busy collecting food for the winter. The grasshopper laughed at the ant for not enjoying the present. But when winter came, the grasshopper had no food and was starving, while the ant had enough to survive. It tells us to be prepared for the future.
Tell me the Rapunzel English short story.
Rapunzel is a well - known fairy tale. Rapunzel was a girl with long, beautiful hair. She was locked in a tower by a witch. A prince heard her singing and was attracted to her. He climbed up her long hair to reach her in the tower. Eventually, they overcame the witch's control and lived happily ever after.
Tell me a short funny crime story.
There was a pickpocket in a busy market. He targeted a man with a big wallet in his back pocket. He slyly reached for it but didn't notice that the man was standing near a table with a large stack of plates. As he yanked the wallet, he bumped into the table, and all the plates came crashing down. Everyone turned to look, and he was caught red - handed while trying to escape through the broken plates.
Tell me a funny christmas short story.
Once upon a Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. His reindeer ate all the carrots for Rudolph's shiny nose. So, Santa had to use a flashlight instead. When he landed on a roof, the family's dog barked so loudly that Santa dropped his sack of toys. The toys rolled down the roof and into the chimney. The family woke up to a very strange noise and found their living room filled with toys and a flashlight - shining right on Santa who was stuck in the chimney!