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It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called "The Fool (Beta Version)," marking a pivotal shift in the style of his life. This was no ordinary game; it lacked visuals and music, composed solely of lines of text and a multitude of choices. Yet, each decision within the game had the power to alter the player's destiny, for on the other side of the game lay a real, unknown world. Players were unable to physically enter this otherworld or see its landscapes, experiencing the alternate realm solely through text, vicariously living each step of their character's journey. As the game progressed, not only could rewards from the game materialize in the real world, but creatures from the game began to appear in reality as well. Then came the day the game was released for global public testing. An era quietly unfolded, where the masses embarked on explorations and treasure hunts in an alternate universe through 'textual adventure,' heralding a new chapter of engagement and discovery.

Lin Xun unintentionally downloads a text game called "Book of Salvation". Leveling up and taking adventures is just standard procedure. Not only can he bring game items into reality, but he discovers that he can also bring game characters into the real world… Although the game difficulty is hellish, luckily, Lin Xun has an unusual talent. While other Apostles can only use one game character… Lin Xun is hesitating over which one of the game characters he should use. While other Apostles are still using weak human characters... Lin Xun is already using powerful monster BOSS characters. … Then one day, when Lin Xun brings a terrifying BOSS into the real world... "Would you believe me if I said I'm here to save the world?"

Everything started when Luo Xi was forcibly installed by an unscrupulous game company with a so-called daily text game called "Dawn". But he quickly discovered that this was far from a normal, everyday text game. Like this message - [Traveler, you can't be lewd!] And what the hell is this? Luo Xi fell into deep thought as he looked at the big brick pulled out from his bag. It was only when the adorable little loli with beast ears appeared in front of him, Luo Xi realised things were spiraling out of control.

WARNING! ADULT CONTENT ====================== NOVEL KHUSUS DEWASA - BIJAKLAH DALAM MEMILIH BACAAN Novel demi meningkatkan keintiman suami isteri... **************** Kisah wanita-wanita dalam pusaran sebuah rumah kost ekslusif dalam problematika hidup nan rumit yang mereka hadapi. Mulai dari sang pemilik kost, eksekutif perusahaan, pegawai kantor, kapster salon, kasir minimarket, ibu rumah tangga dengan berbagai latar belakang ekonomi, usia, pendidikan dan kedudukan. Di belantara ibukota yang keras dan nyaris menghalalkan segala cara, hanya ada satu cara untuk bisa bertahan hidup dan meraih sukses. Mereka, para wanita serba cantik itu, harus mempertaruhkan segalanya. Kalau perlu dengan keindahan tubuh mereka masing-masing. Ini sulit terhindarkan karena mereka hidup dikelilingi pria-pria predator yang licik dan keras dimana beberapa di antaranya sepertinya terlihat terlalu lugu untuk mengenai dunia yang keras ini.

Number 69: 69 is slang for when two partners arrange their bodies to perform oral sex on each other at the same time in a way that looks like number 69. Long live France! Slang 69 dates back, if you can believe it, to the French Revolution. The term is found in a French work from 1790, Les catéchismes des putains, attributed to the revolutionary figure Théroigne de Méricour, who described a sixty-nine, or "sixty-nine" in French. English picked up 69 in the 1880s, with its numeric shortcut, 69, familiar in the 1970s. As long as there have been humans, however, there has probably been the practice of a 69. This is described in the ancient Indian Kama Sutra, for example, as the congressional stance of a crow. The position involves different-sex or same-sex partners lying on top of each other - genitals or anus - at the same time, usually achieved by lying on their side or one on top. That is unless those involved take the Standing 69 or Eiffel 69, known variations of the movement. If you are looking for more details from us, well, there are other websites for that. 69 is commonly referenced - and sneered at - in popular culture. R&B singer Rick James released "She Blew My Mind (69 Times)" in 1982, for example, and Bryan Adams 1984 "Summer of '69", which makes puns on the year of peace and love 1969. Rapper Daniel Hernandez is best known by his suggestive stage name, In the 2000s, 69 = inspired something of a meme where netizens comment "kindly" on just about any content online with number 69 (for example, poll shows 69% of Americans approve of the new law). Not that this is new. Almost all of us who know 69 make jokes every time we meet 69 in the wild, from phone numbers and jersey numbers to birthdays and license plates. Number 69: When angel number 69 appears in your life, it is a message from your angels regarding achieving your goals and fulfilling your potential. Angel number 69 can appear in different ways, so it is important to remain open to the messages that the Spirit sends to us. Angel number 69 is a sign from your angels that a cycle in your home and family life is coming to an end, which means another is just beginning. Ghouls: The ghoul is a demon-like being or monstrous humanoid native to the pre-Islamic Arab religion, associated with cemeteries and consuming human flesh. In modern fiction, the term has often been used for a certain type of undead monster. Drinks blood, eats the dead, feeds on young children, seduces humans, morphs into an ostrich, steals coins. 鬼: Japanese folklore, a type of demonic creature often giant in size, of great strength, and frightening in appearance. They are generally considered to be of foreign origin, possibly brought to Japan from China with Buddhism. Cruel and malicious, they can nevertheless convert to Buddhism….

First born princess of Goryeo is promised to Silla in marriage. What has begun as a promise between families becomes a pact sealed in blood when her betrothed is mysteriously killed. Now what binds Seol, the lady Ha In of Goryeo to Silla is a blood debt – to turn away from it would be to topple the country into irreparable chaos. Yet, her heart lies with another. Raised from obscurity of illegitimacy, fate of concubine - born last son of northern Kang clan rests on the emperor’s grace. However, being tasked with the guardianship of the imperial princess is the last of his worries. In the whirlwind of emotions that she brings along, it is not just his title that is at stake, but his heart and a secret that he had brought from a grave of a different time. Theirs is a fate from an age gone by, but a love impossible to attain. Theirs is a story written upon dying stars. *** From inside: The snow caressed him in a way she yearned to; fluttering against his lashes, tangled up in his hair. She has always felt home in north, in the valleys that filled themselves with her namesake and with this man beside he, arrows slung over his shoulder and laughter in his eyes. Silla and her betrothed would never take that place. Seol opens her mouth; it is now or never. “Don’t say it,” he cuts her off, a hand stretched out for a lonely snowflake to perch upon. It turns translucent against his roughed palm. “My hand isn’t made for snowflakes,” he sounds joyous, as he always does – when she is weeping within. His eyes remain resolutely elsewhere. “I’ve been summoned to the garrison,” he continues in that same flat tone. “My last duty here will be to deliver your highness to your betrothed.” She is unaware of the tear that has escaped, until an ice cold thumb brushes it off. “Don’t cry,” he says then and she sees the laughing spark in his eyes for what it truly is; longing. “It breaks my heart.” ***

【เลี้ยงลูก+ชายแย่งชิง+สมรภูมิชิงรัก】 ลู่โย่วทะลุมิติมายังโลกอสูรระหว่างดวงดาว ที่นี่มีระบบการลงทะเบียนที่เข้มงวด ประชาชนทุกคนยกย่องสายเลือดบริสุทธิ์เป็นสิ่งสูงสุด เธอกลายเป็นคุณหนูตัวจริงของตระกูลขุนนางชั้นต่ำที่พลัดหลงอยู่ภายนอก ถูกรับกลับบ้าน ก็เพียงเพราะอยากให้เธอไปแต่งงานเชื่อมสัมพันธ์ แลกกับราคาที่ดีกว่าเท่านั้น เดิมทีลู่โย่วทะลุมิติครั้งแรกก็ค่อนข้างตื่นตระหนก แต่กลับผูกมัดกับ "ระบบเลี้ยงลูก" ขอเพียงมอบคุณค่าทางอารมณ์ให้เจ้าตัวน้อย ก็สามารถได้รับรางวัลอันมากมาย ถ้าอย่างนั้นปัญหาก็คือ ลูกของเธออยู่ที่ไหน? * ในพิธีเปิดภาคเรียนของสถาบันขุนนาง เจ้าตัวน้อยวัย 3 ขวบที่มีเขามังกรแหลมคู่หนึ่งบนหัว ผมสีทองตาสีทอง ตะโกนเรียกแม่ต่อหน้าสาธารณชน ทั้งเผ่ามังกรตกตะลึง องค์ชายซีซาร์แห่งเผ่ามังกรทองทอสายตาเย็นชามาว่า: "เธอคลอดลูกของข้าตั้งแต่เมื่อไหร่?" ในวันงานแต่งงาน เธอเพิ่งจะเดินขึ้นพรมแดงท่ามกลางสายตาของทุกคน มือยังไม่ทันวางลงบนมือของว่าที่คู่หมั้น องค์ชายมังกรทอง เจ้าตัวน้อยที่มีผมยาวราวสาหร่ายทะเล ดวงตาสีเขียวเข้ม มองเธออย่างน้อยใจ พูดว่า: "แม่ครับ แม่ไม่ต้องการหนูแล้วเหรอ?" ทั้งเผ่าไซเรนตกตะลึง! ทายาทราชาปีศาจผู้โดดเดี่ยว เดินขึ้นพรมแดงอย่างไม่รีบร้อน: "ดูเหมือนงานแต่งงานของพวกท่านต้องหยุดไว้ก่อนแล้ว แม่ของลูกข้า เธอไม่ให้คำอธิบายกับข้าหน่อยเหรอ?" กว่าจะปลอบใจองค์ชายทั้งสองจากเผ่ามังกรและเผ่าไซเรนได้สำเร็จ ลู่โย่วคิดว่านี่คงเป็นขีดสุดแล้ว ผลปรากฏว่าราชาอสูรเสือขาว อุ้มเจ้าตัวน้อยผมขาวตาสีน้ำเงินคนหนึ่งปรากฏตัวขึ้น: "แม่ของลูกข้า เธอกำลังคิดจะทิ้งข้าไปหลังจากเล่นสนุกแล้วใช่ไหม?" ไม่ใช่นะ ระบบก็ไม่ได้บอกนี่ ว่าเลี้ยงลูกแล้วยังแถมพ่อมาด้วย?

Something dark is awakening in the city. An ancient horror that if unleashed will spell disaster for humanity and all the non-humans of the world. Danica Logan is a survivor but lacks direction in her life. Born without a Pack or a wolf she has survived in the city through sheer stubbornness. Now her secret double life is about to be exposed as she is thrown into not only a new pack but becomes the target of the ancient horror for her unique talent that she has yet to discover. WARNING : this book has strong language from the start, a lot of scenes of violent or adult nature. And twists a lot of generally accepted rules. If you are of the sensitive disposition look away.

She ain't no genius and only knows the language of fight, but what'll she do when fate decides to entangle her with a brilliant CEO of the company she works in? Would they make a match or would their secret love story will only get limited to 'close friends'? This sweet and spicy story consists of our protagonists Ayana, an ordinary office employee in disguise, and Eric, a genius cold hearted CEO of the company she works in. It was in the bar of an office party, when they both met each other for the first time. But as time progressed, their connections grew deeper and slowly things began to change. With Eric's help, she got to see the true face of her ex-boyfriend while he on the other side got to explore multiple emotions within his heart that he has been suppressing for so long. They were a perfect match for each other, but will that day ever come when they'll confess their feelings and truly become a couple? Unfortunately, the thought seemed impossible as what intervened within was their polar opposite world. While one shined bright in the sky, the other lived in the dark burrows underground. Will this relationship ever be called successful? Or just like her past, Ayana will once again have to suffer from a broken heart. Indulge yourself in this fluffy novel and explore the characters with your own thoughts. PS: this is a slow paced novel with very little R-18 scenes at beginning, but as the story progresses the steamy scenes will soon come to a rise. I request your patience. Note: the credit of cover goes to their respective artist(s) Please do leave some traces of your support, be it the PS/comments/etc. so that I know you are reading this novel Toodles! ฅ°(⁠^⁠ﻌ^)°ฅ

Synopsis: Raye was supposed to text her best friend. Instead, she accidentally sent a full-blown emotional essay about her trash ex… to a complete stranger. And of course, the stranger just had to be Kyle. Sarcastic. Rude. Way too confident for someone she doesn’t know. …And annoyingly impossible to ignore. What should’ve been one embarrassing mistake turns into late-night texts, ruthless banter, and a spark Raye didn’t sign up for. But falling for a stranger who knows her secrets? That’s either the dumbest decision of her life… Or the best wrong number she’s ever dialed.