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To The Guy I Met At The Bar I Have Your Sons

To The Guy I Met At The Bar I Have Your Sons

“Had I ever told you that I want you dead?” “What a coincidence, I want you dead too.” Kimberly Rollins and Vincent Walters are like cats and dogs, archenemies one might say. Clawing and barking is a normal thing, and they can’t bear to see each other’s face, but no matter how they don’t want to see each other, they are bound by a link that can’t be broken; Their sons. Six years ago, they had a steamy night that bore fruit. Wanting to have them alone, Kimberly refused to seek the father of her children and raised them on a country side, completely having a peaceful life while running her bakery. She got what she wants; a peaceful life. … If only she didn’t drink that day. “To the guy I met at the bar, I have your sons!” Kimberly boldly showed her children on a video which gathered thousands and thousands of views, passing from one eye to another. The video was only meant for fun. She’s confident that he won’t find them, he doesn’t even know he got her pregnant. So, he wouldn’t, would he? But the very next day, men in suits raided her bakery, an arrogant man leading them forward, demanding to see her. To her shock, Vincent was the son of a multi-millionaire and he’s in the middle of finding an heir to inherit the highest position of the company! Kimberly soon found herself in a tug of war. One wants to make the twin his heirs, while the other wants to raise them in the town and have a peaceful and simple life. So—who will win the custody of the twin? Would the two of them reach an agreement despite their conflicting ideals? Which one of them will run out of patience first and choke the other one to death?
Urban
171 Chs
Supervillian Lord Malachai the Dread is an awesome guy! No really!

Supervillian Lord Malachai the Dread is an awesome guy! No really!

Evil has a reputation problem. In a world overflowing with dark lords, liches, demon queens, and world-ending prophecies, most villains rule through fear, cruelty, and expendable henchmen. Burnout is high. Survival rates are low. Dental coverage is nonexistent. Lord Malachai the Dread is different. A terrifying presence wrapped in ritual armor and apocalyptic intent, Malachai is also an unusually considerate employer. He offers full medical and dental benefits, fair wages, hazard pay, and flexible scheduling. He remembers birthdays. He helps henchmen move apartments. He believes loyalty is earned—not forced. As heroes rise, rival villains scheme, and the world edges closer to conquest or collapse, Malachai’s organization grows not because it is feared, but because it works. Henchmen choose to stay. Morale improves. Productivity rises. And slowly, quietly, the most dangerous villain of all begins to take shape—not because he is the cruelest… but because he is the most competent. This is a comedic fantasy web novel about workplace culture, loyalty, and what happens when evil finally figures out how to run itself like a functional organization. It blends sharp humor with heartfelt moments, exploring villainy through the lens of management, ethics, and the simple power of treating people well—even while plotting the end of the world. After all, anyone can rule through terror. But only a truly great villain offers dental.
Fantasy
140 Chs
What is the character of the Dilbert cartoon guy like?
The character of the Dilbert cartoon guy is a combination of intelligence and cynicism. He's constantly facing workplace challenges and trying to find his way through them, sometimes with a sense of humor and sometimes with frustration.
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2025-06-13 00:22
What is the connection between Dilbert comic strip and Ted the Generic Guy?
I'm not sure there's a direct connection. They seem to be separate entities with no obvious overlap.
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2025-12-21 05:56
How old is Dilbert comics?
Dilbert comics have been around since 1989, so they're quite old by now.
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2024-10-03 21:23
How many Dilbert comics are there?
It's hard to give an exact number as new Dilbert comics are still being created. But there are thousands published so far.
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2024-10-07 15:25
Is the Dilbert comic still ongoing?
Yes, it is. Dilbert comic is still being produced and published.
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2024-10-16 02:16
What happened to the Dilbert comic?
The Dilbert comic might have faced some changes in its publication or distribution. Maybe there were creative differences or business decisions that affected it.
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2024-10-04 11:25
Why is the Dilbert comic not funny?
Maybe it doesn't resonate with your sense of humor or its style doesn't click for you.
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2025-05-10 23:13
Why was the Dilbert comic cancelled?
The Dilbert comic was cancelled possibly due to controversial content or issues related to the creator's statements or actions.
1 answer
2024-10-02 08:32
How to draw a Dilbert cartoon?
To draw a Dilbert cartoon, focus on the distinctive features of the characters - like Dilbert's glasses and tie. Pay attention to the proportions and use clean lines. You can also look at existing Dilbert comics for inspiration.
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2025-04-04 16:40
Dilbert, tell your story.
Well, I'm Dilbert. I work in a typical corporate environment filled with absurdity. There's my pointy - haired boss who often gives the most senseless orders. My co - workers are also a strange bunch. For example, Wally is always trying to slack off in the most creative ways. I, on the other hand, am just trying to get my work done while dealing with all the office politics and idiocy around me.
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2024-11-19 08:01
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