hilarious drunk wife stories

Well, once my wife got drunk at a friend's party. She started imitating a chicken, flapping her arms and making clucking noises. It was so funny that everyone couldn't stop laughing.

I heard about a wife who got drunk and tried to climb a tree in her backyard, thinking she was a cat. She got halfway up and then realized she didn't know how to get down. Her husband had to rescue her while she meowed all the way.

I heard a story where a woman got drunk at a family gathering. She mistook the salad bowl for a hat and put it on her head. Then she started complimenting everyone on their 'fancy hats'. Everyone was in stitches. Drunk moments can be so unexpected and full of laughter.

I heard about an Indian drunk who mistook a mop for a dance partner. He was at a local bar and the music was playing. He grabbed the mop, which was left by the cleaner, and started dancing with it. He held it close and twirled around as if it was a beautiful woman.

I know a story where a drunk guy got arrested because he thought the police station was a hotel. He walked in, asked for a room key, and when they refused, he started making a scene. He even tried to lie down on one of the benches in the waiting area, insisting it was his bed for the night.

One time my sister and her friend got drunk at a party. They decided to try and do a karaoke duet but were so tipsy that they couldn't read the lyrics properly. Instead of singing the actual song, they made up their own words and ended up laughing so hard they couldn't finish the song.

Yes, like the one where a drunk driver thought his car was a horse - drawn carriage. He was making 'neigh' sounds and was waving a pretend whip in the air while driving. His passengers were both laughing and scared at the same time. Thankfully, he was stopped before anything bad happened.

I usually just let her be. I make sure she has some water nearby to stay hydrated and that she's in a safe place. If she's being too rowdy, I'll gently guide her to a more comfortable spot.

Perhaps a story where a drunk wife decided to redecorate the living room in the middle of the night. She moved furniture around, hung pictures in strange places. In the morning, she woke up and was so surprised but then they all had a good laugh and decided to keep some of the new 'arrangements' as a unique touch to their home.

One evening, my wife got a bit too much to drink at a family gathering. She started telling everyone about her grand plan to build a treehouse for our non - existent grandchildren. She was so detailed about it, from the number of rooms to the color of the curtains. We all just laughed because she was so passionate about it while drunk, but in the morning she didn't remember a thing.