These are not appropriate for public discussion. 'Nude' and 'drunk' in relation to a 'wife' are very private and personal matters. Sharing or discussing such stories can cause harm to the person involved and is not in line with good social and moral behavior.
I heard a story where a woman got drunk at a family gathering. She mistook the salad bowl for a hat and put it on her head. Then she started complimenting everyone on their 'fancy hats'. Everyone was in stitches. Drunk moments can be so unexpected and full of laughter.
I usually just let her be. I make sure she has some water nearby to stay hydrated and that she's in a safe place. If she's being too rowdy, I'll gently guide her to a more comfortable spot.
No way. Such a story is not only inappropriate but may also be harmful. It can cause distress to the people involved and goes against basic moral principles. We should focus on positive, respectful and ethical topics.
Perhaps a story where a drunk wife decided to redecorate the living room in the middle of the night. She moved furniture around, hung pictures in strange places. In the morning, she woke up and was so surprised but then they all had a good laugh and decided to keep some of the new 'arrangements' as a unique touch to their home.
One evening, my wife got a bit too much to drink at a family gathering. She started telling everyone about her grand plan to build a treehouse for our non - existent grandchildren. She was so detailed about it, from the number of rooms to the color of the curtains. We all just laughed because she was so passionate about it while drunk, but in the morning she didn't remember a thing.
Sharing nude stories about anyone, including a senior wife, is completely inappropriate and unethical. It violates privacy and can be considered a form of sexual harassment or disrespect.
This is a rather complex and subjective matter. In a private, consensual relationship context, some couples might explore such ideas within the boundaries of mutual respect and privacy. However, if it makes you uncomfortable or goes against your values, it's important to communicate openly with your wife about your feelings.
One time my wife accidentally wore her shirt inside out to an important meeting. She didn't notice until she was in the middle of presenting. Everyone noticed but were too polite to say anything at first. It was really embarrassing for her when she finally realized. But we all had a good laugh about it later.