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Why Did You Provoke Her? She Can Tell Fortunes!

Why Did You Provoke Her? She Can Tell Fortunes!

Why do you claim you provoked her? She can tell fortunes! ###### 【Mystical Livestream + 1v1】 Mu Yunchu didn't get the internship she was expecting; instead, she inherited an old folklore culture goods store from her late master. The shop was ancient and outdated, with old facilities, and not a single customer in sight. Seeing others making money through online livestreams, she decided to give it a try. Then... a new star emerged on the Whaling Livestream platform, looking like a fairy who came down to earth, yet she relied on fortune-telling to make money. Viewers, who had all received nine years of compulsory education, rolled up their sleeves to debunk her, only to become like badgers stuck in a melon patch, unable to get out once they entered her livestream room. "The master told me I have the fate of having only one son, and just like that, my newborn baby boy became a grandson." "I showed the master the birth date and eight characters of my grandfather. She said a calamity was imminent, and after the livestream ended, I got a call from my dad saying my grandfather's grave had been dug up!" ... Gradually, people began to realize that this livestream room was magical, even helping to catch the culprit of an unsolved serial murder case that had lingered for ten years. One day, the viewers suddenly discovered that the biggest night amusement park in the city was actually owned by the streamer. "You say there's even a haunted house inside, but there can't really be ghosts, can there!" Background male lead, appears later, enter at your own discretion
Urban
410 Chs
If I tell you, will you believe me?

If I tell you, will you believe me?

Long ago, a man used to live in the forest, alone and secluded. But there was a catch; he was in love with a woman. But he can't be with her because she will die if he even goes nearer to her. Even if he touches her, she will die. But who could stop the path of love and hamper it from blooming? He used to watch her every move from so far away and silently laugh at her smile as she walked near the forest. But one day, the girl he used to see every day approaches him and asks about him. He was awed by the moment. He was unsure of how to react to her unexpected visit. But she was adamant about getting him to open up to her, and after her tenacious approach, he eventually gave in. Soon, they started to see each other and fell madly in love. But due to ignorance of the truth, death does not remain a silent spectator. It unleashed its fury on them, and alas, they became victims in the end. Can you guess what happened next? ____________________________________ "No! This is not true. " While gently hugging her, he said, "Why did you leave me again?" in a tearful voice, pleading for a miracle. He even prayed for her, which was an unknown word to him until he met her. His uneven breath was simply wishing for her to be alive again, but the truth of the time was that she was long gone and he knew that very well, so he made one last wish to whom she used to pray. If there is a God who allows you to be born again, I beg you not to let me meet her if I cause her death again, because I want to be with her but not to become the cause of her pain, but her happiness, so, if you are her god and you are listening, please give me the power to protect her next time. " ____________________________________ The love story of a werewolf and a witch's romance in different settings. And their sorrowful death. And reincarnation.  Will they be able to find each other again? Will their love story resume? ____________________________________ If you have any suggestions, let me know in the comments. And I am sorry for some errors, as it happens while typing, but I will try my best to give you the best version of the story. love Dream fairy
Fantasy
175 Chs
It's normal for someone who works as a turtle to know how to tell...

It's normal for someone who works as a turtle to know how to tell...

{ COMPLETED } It's free so please add it to your collection ❤ Xu Gui's biggest regret in this life was that she was too lazy to retract into her turtle shell during her tribulation. When she opened her eyes again, she had gone from a turtle to a minor celebrity in the entertainment industry, facing a death sentence on the reality show "360 Trades"—the show lasted for one month, and the invited celebrities needed to find work and work hard to earn money. After one month, the person who earned the most money would be the final winner. And in front of Xu Gui, a mountain of dirty dishes was soaking in dish soap foam, grinning at her. Xu Gui pulled out a fortune-telling banner she had hastily made overnight, the large, bold characters in ink flowing like dragons and phoenixes— "Fortune-telling!" Under the overpass, three fortune-telling stall owners sneered at the young woman: "Are celebrity hype stories this outrageous these days?" * Faced with three bald, middle-aged men with grown sons, she asked about her children. "Your destiny palace indicates no children, and the Red Phoenix Star above your head carries a green light..." the young woman subtly advised, "Why don't you go to the hospital for a checkup?" That very night, news of a group chairman's marital breakdown went viral. Facing a young woman who ostensibly told fortunes but secretly boasted about her husband's generosity, Xu Gui tentatively asked, "...Is it possible that this bankbook you have is fake?" The entire internet watched, and the bankbook was indeed handwritten; the dowry of three million was actually only three hundred. At first, netizens scoffed at Xu Gui's money-making live streams. But later... netizens exclaimed: "It's so good!" The live stream chat went from "Get out of the entertainment industry, you charlatan!" to "Master, can you tell if I'm some rich kid who's fallen into poverty?" Xu Gui's live stream went from being ignored to becoming the most popular. Gradually, countless people started offering money to have Xu Gui tell their fortunes. Xu Gui slumped in his wicker chair, swinging his legs: "Three fortunes for today are done. Please come back tomorrow." The production team lamented: "The other guests are all serving food and handing out flyers, how could you..." The camera panned across the top of the donation leaderboard, and the production team fell silent.
Fantasy
142 Chs
A joke is a joke
Cold jokes were a form of humor in literature. They made people laugh through short and concise storylines and clever language expressions. These jokes were usually presented in unexpected, absurd, exaggerated, and other ways to trigger people's laughter and joy. Although there were many cold jokes in the search results, due to the subjective nature and uniqueness of the content, it was impossible to provide a specific hilarious cold joke. If you need more cold jokes, please search the relevant websites or read the relevant books.
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2025-01-17 00:00
The end of the story is a joke
The following are some recommendations for some silly and funny ending novels: 1. " The Paranoid God's Group Pet, Little Sweetie Bun ": This is a funny, metaphysical, and understated novel. It tells the story of a god spoiling an eighteen-line vase with no special skills. The love story between them is full of sweetness and humor. 2. " Superpower Exchange ": This novel is also a funny urban supernatural novel with elements of fantasy. The story tells the story of a superpower exchange. These novels were all funny and idiotic works, suitable for readers who liked light humor.
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2025-01-07 17:23
Short story joke
Micro-fiction was a form of literature that expressed profound emotions and thoughts in a short form. Below is a micro-novel that I hope you will like: A bird flew into an unfamiliar forest and met a rabbit. The rabbit asked the bird,"what are you doing here?" The bird replied,"I am looking for my home." The rabbit said,"Where do you belong?" The bird replied,"I don't know, but I have to find it." The rabbit flew to the bird and tried to catch it. The bird saw the rabbit and flew away. The rabbit caught up, but the bird had already flown away. The rabbit felt very depressed. He asked the other animals,"why do birds always fly away?" A squirrel said," A bird's home does not lie in its home, but in its soul." This story tells us that everyone's fate depends on our own heart and not our environment.
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2025-02-28 04:29
Tell me the joke origin story of the knock - knock joke.
Some think that knock - knock jokes have their roots in children's games. Kids like the rhythm of saying 'Knock - knock' and waiting for a response. Over time, adults also started using them. They grew in popularity as they are easy to remember and can be adapted with different words and puns. For example, 'Knock - knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!' This shows how flexible they are.
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2024-11-17 06:16
A joke, a philosophical joke
Okay, do you have any jokes or philosophical jokes that you want to hear?
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2024-09-26 07:39
A joke, a joke, a joke, were they the same? What was the difference?
Joke, baggage, and meme were all commonly used words in online literature. The specific meanings and differences were as follows: TikTok: A humorous short sentence, phrase, or video comment that is usually funny, teasing, or sarcastic. It is a frequently used expression in online literature. The characteristics of jokes were simple language, humor, and often time-effective and innovative. [2]<strong> DingDu </strong>: It was a performance technique in crosstalk that used a series of humorous jokes and sarcastic words to draw out the next joke to entertain the audience. The characteristics of the baggage were sarcasm, humor, and humor, which were often closely related to the theme of crosstalk. <strong></strong><strong></strong> The characteristics of a meme were that it was representative, widespread, and related to the theme, often able to resonate and attract the attention of readers. Joke, baggage, and meme were all commonly used words in online literature. Each had different characteristics and meanings. The readers could understand and use these words according to their own preferences and reading experience.
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2024-09-14 11:35
A joke, a joke, a joke, were they the same? What was the difference?
Jokes, jokes, and memes were all online terms that were often used to describe the content on online novels, Weibo, WeChat, and other social media. A joke was a humorous expression. It usually referred to a small joke that was presented in a humorous, humorous, or sarcastic manner. It was often used to adjust the atmosphere and make people laugh. The content of the joke was usually fictional or ironic to reality. Baggages were a form of humorous expression, similar to jokes. They were also short jokes that were presented in a humorous, humorous, ironic, and other ways. However, baggages were usually more realistic than jokes. It was the author's reflection or comment on social reality. A meme was a term used in online culture. It referred to stories, pictures, videos, audio, and other elements that were widely circulated in the online community with a certain background and origin. These elements were usually quoted, imitated, interpreted, and adapted to become part of the online culture. The sources of memes could be literary works, movies, TV series, anime, games, etc., or current affairs, social news, and so on. Jokes, jokes, and memes were all online terms. They had their own unique expressions and meanings, but their meanings and usages were different in different context.
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2024-09-14 11:48
Ask for a long joke story
A story about transmigration: One day, an ordinary person named Jack transmigrated to a strange world. He realized that the people in this world were very boring. They only knew how to read, write, and couldn't even walk. Jack was so confused that he decided to explore this world. Jack found that the people in this world lived in a big city. The city was very prosperous and there were many kinds of people. He met a girl named Amy. Amy was a very smart and brave girl. She could make all kinds of wonderful dishes. Jack and Amy had a lot of good times together. They explored the city together and tasted all kinds of delicious food together. They found that the people in this city were very friendly. They helped each other and lived together. However, as time passed, Jack discovered that there were also some evil people in this world. They liked to destroy and hurt innocent people. The people of this city gradually realized these problems and began to resist these evil people. Finally, Jack and Amy formed a team together, determined to destroy these evil people and save the people of this city. After many difficult battles, they finally defeated the evil people and the city returned to a state of peace and tranquility. This story tells us that even if we cross into a new world, as long as we are brave and kind, we can overcome difficulties and achieve our goals.
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2024-09-12 21:43
A joke to tell a turtle a story
There were many stories to tell the tortoise, and the following was one of them: Once upon a time, there was a dragon king who wanted to hold a groom search for his daughter and required her son-in-law to weigh 90 pounds. One day, a tortoise went to participate in the groom search ceremony, but it weighed only 89 pounds and could not meet the requirements, so it left sadly. On the way, Bastard met two small shrimps. They asked Bastard why he was sad, and Bastard told them what had happened. The shrimp said that the two of them weighed exactly one jin and could hide in the turtle's ears. That way, the turtle's weight could reach 90 jin. Wang Ba felt that this idea was not bad, so they went to participate in the groom search festival together. This joke showed the cooperation between the tortoise and the shrimp in a humorous way, bringing joy and laughter to people.
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2025-01-11 16:48
Is 'Pinocchio: A True Story' a joke?
I don't think it is. It could be a creative take or a fictional story with some elements of imagination, but not necessarily a joke.
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2024-10-03 07:05
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