joke story in english

Here's another English joke story. A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, 'Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!' The panda yells back at the manager, 'Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!' The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: 'A tree - dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.'

Yes. Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked the students to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. Johnny said, 'My dad told me to stay away from uncle Ted 'cause he's contagious.' The teacher said, 'No, that's not correct. You can't use it like that. Can anyone else try?' Suzy raised her hand and said, 'The flu is contagious.' The teacher said, 'Good, Suzy.' Johnny said, 'Well, what did Suzy tell you? I told you uncle Ted had the flu!'

There's this joke. A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry stuck up his bum. Doctor says, 'I've got some cream for that.' It's a simple yet funny play on words with 'cream' being a solution for a strange situation.

A magician was ill and his friend asked him: 'Magician, are you okay?' He said, 'I'm fine, it's just a sleight of flu.'

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

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Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Micro-fiction was a form of literature that expressed profound emotions and thoughts in a short form. Below is a micro-novel that I hope you will like: A bird flew into an unfamiliar forest and met a rabbit. The rabbit asked the bird,"what are you doing here?" The bird replied,"I am looking for my home." The rabbit said,"Where do you belong?" The bird replied,"I don't know, but I have to find it." The rabbit flew to the bird and tried to catch it. The bird saw the rabbit and flew away. The rabbit caught up, but the bird had already flown away. The rabbit felt very depressed. He asked the other animals,"why do birds always fly away?" A squirrel said," A bird's home does not lie in its home, but in its soul." This story tells us that everyone's fate depends on our own heart and not our environment.

The following are some recommendations for some silly and funny ending novels: 1. " The Paranoid God's Group Pet, Little Sweetie Bun ": This is a funny, metaphysical, and understated novel. It tells the story of a god spoiling an eighteen-line vase with no special skills. The love story between them is full of sweetness and humor. 2. " Superpower Exchange ": This novel is also a funny urban supernatural novel with fantasy elements. The story tells the story of a superpower exchange. These novels were all funny and idiotic works, suitable for readers who liked light humor.

Okay, do you have any jokes or philosophical jokes that you want to hear?