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Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"
Fantasy
29 Chs
The System Thinks I'm a Joke (But I'll Take OP)

The System Thinks I'm a Joke (But I'll Take OP)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.
Fantasy
23 Chs
Deep Night on Vesper Island

Deep Night on Vesper Island

Stella Sterling, born into wealth, had always followed the rules. Jaded by the hypocrisy of high society, she suddenly had a whim one day to have an ordinary romance. Thus, a fabricated rumor that Stella Sterling had spent a fortune to hire a Matchmaker from a dating site to find her a partner quickly spread through her circles. Those on good terms with her teased and watched the fun. Those on bad terms with her waited to see her become a joke. Later, an employee from the dating website revealed, "The company was acquired with an investment from a Vicenzan tycoon, and the profile of a certain female member with the surname Sterling was hidden overnight." The public speculated wildly about the identities of the Vicenzan tycoon and the female member with the surname Sterling. - Later on, a candid street photo that was accidentally captured went viral. In the dense night of The Spire on Vesper Island— Beside a Benz, a handsome, composed, and dignified man lifted a striking beauty in a red dress with one arm, pressing her against the car door and lowering his head for a deep kiss. In the faint light and shadow, the woman's flowing hair was swept by the wind, wrapping around the man's finger, which wore a pinky ring. Like a footnote to a romance, and even more like a vintage film frame etched into the axis of time. Someone immediately dug up the man's identity based on clues from the photo. The eldest son of Vicenza's Rhodes Family—low-profile and inscrutable, cold and untamable, and also the powerful contemporary authority of The Vesper Circle. And the alluring, glamorous belle by his side was none other than Stella Sterling. When the street photo spread to the mainland, everyone excitedly exclaimed: "The case is solved, the case is solved—"
Urban
114 Chs
Can you share a joke bedtime story?
Sure. Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit who couldn't fall asleep. So it counted sheep. But the sheep were very naughty. They kept doing somersaults instead of just jumping over the fence. The rabbit got so frustrated that it said, 'If you don't jump properly, I'll count wolves instead!' And suddenly all the sheep lined up neatly and jumped over the fence. The rabbit finally fell asleep with a smile.
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2024-10-30 10:04
What are some funny elements in a joke bedtime story?
One funny element can be the unexpected twist. For example, in a story about a sleepy owl, instead of sleeping in a tree like normal, it ends up sleeping in a fishbowl. Another is the use of talking animals doing human - like things. Like a group of squirrels having a tea party and arguing about which acorn is the best for the tea. Also, silly dialogues are often funny. Such as a pig telling a horse, 'You run too much, you should learn to roll in the mud like me.'
2 answers
2024-10-31 03:25
A joke is a joke
Cold jokes were a form of humor in literature. They made people laugh through short and concise storylines and clever language expressions. These jokes were usually presented in unexpected, absurd, exaggerated, and other ways to trigger people's laughter and joy. Although there were many cold jokes in the search results, due to the subjective nature and uniqueness of the content, it was impossible to provide a specific hilarious cold joke. If you need more cold jokes, please search the relevant websites or read the relevant books.
1 answer
2025-01-16 16:00
The end of the story is a joke
The following are some recommendations for some silly and funny ending novels: 1. " The Paranoid God's Group Pet, Little Sweetie Bun ": This is a funny, metaphysical, and understated novel. It tells the story of a god spoiling an eighteen-line vase with no special skills. The love story between them is full of sweetness and humor. 2. " Superpower Exchange ": This novel is also a funny urban supernatural novel with elements of fantasy. The story tells the story of a superpower exchange. These novels were all funny and idiotic works, suitable for readers who liked light humor.
1 answer
2025-01-07 09:23
Short story joke
Micro-fiction was a form of literature that expressed profound emotions and thoughts in a short form. Below is a micro-novel that I hope you will like: A bird flew into an unfamiliar forest and met a rabbit. The rabbit asked the bird,"what are you doing here?" The bird replied,"I am looking for my home." The rabbit said,"Where do you belong?" The bird replied,"I don't know, but I have to find it." The rabbit flew to the bird and tried to catch it. The bird saw the rabbit and flew away. The rabbit caught up, but the bird had already flown away. The rabbit felt very depressed. He asked the other animals,"why do birds always fly away?" A squirrel said," A bird's home does not lie in its home, but in its soul." This story tells us that everyone's fate depends on our own heart and not our environment.
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2025-02-27 20:29
Tell me the joke origin story of the knock - knock joke.
Some think that knock - knock jokes have their roots in children's games. Kids like the rhythm of saying 'Knock - knock' and waiting for a response. Over time, adults also started using them. They grew in popularity as they are easy to remember and can be adapted with different words and puns. For example, 'Knock - knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!' This shows how flexible they are.
1 answer
2024-11-16 22:16
A joke, a philosophical joke
Okay, do you have any jokes or philosophical jokes that you want to hear?
1 answer
2024-09-25 23:39
A joke, a joke, a joke, were they the same? What was the difference?
Joke, baggage, and meme were all commonly used words in online literature. The specific meanings and differences were as follows: TikTok: A humorous short sentence, phrase, or video comment that is usually funny, teasing, or sarcastic. It is a frequently used expression in online literature. The characteristics of jokes were simple language, humor, and often time-effective and innovative. [2]<strong> DingDu </strong>: It was a performance technique in crosstalk that used a series of humorous jokes and sarcastic words to draw out the next joke to entertain the audience. The characteristics of the baggage were sarcasm, humor, and humor, which were often closely related to the theme of crosstalk. <strong></strong><strong></strong> The characteristics of a meme were that it was representative, widespread, and related to the theme, often able to resonate and attract the attention of readers. Joke, baggage, and meme were all commonly used words in online literature. Each had different characteristics and meanings. The readers could understand and use these words according to their own preferences and reading experience.
1 answer
2024-09-14 03:35
A joke, a joke, a joke, were they the same? What was the difference?
Jokes, jokes, and memes were all online terms that were often used to describe the content on online novels, Weibo, WeChat, and other social media. A joke was a humorous expression. It usually referred to a small joke that was presented in a humorous, humorous, or sarcastic manner. It was often used to adjust the atmosphere and make people laugh. The content of the joke was usually fictional or ironic to reality. Baggages were a form of humorous expression, similar to jokes. They were also short jokes that were presented in a humorous, humorous, ironic, and other ways. However, baggages were usually more realistic than jokes. It was the author's reflection or comment on social reality. A meme was a term used in online culture. It referred to stories, pictures, videos, audio, and other elements that were widely circulated in the online community with a certain background and origin. These elements were usually quoted, imitated, interpreted, and adapted to become part of the online culture. The sources of memes could be literary works, movies, TV series, anime, games, etc., or current affairs, social news, and so on. Jokes, jokes, and memes were all online terms. They had their own unique expressions and meanings, but their meanings and usages were different in different context.
1 answer
2024-09-14 03:48
Ask for a long joke story
A story about transmigration: One day, an ordinary person named Jack transmigrated to a strange world. He realized that the people in this world were very boring. They only knew how to read, write, and couldn't even walk. Jack was so confused that he decided to explore this world. Jack found that the people in this world lived in a big city. The city was very prosperous and there were many kinds of people. He met a girl named Amy. Amy was a very smart and brave girl. She could make all kinds of wonderful dishes. Jack and Amy had a lot of good times together. They explored the city together and tasted all kinds of delicious food together. They found that the people in this city were very friendly. They helped each other and lived together. However, as time passed, Jack discovered that there were also some evil people in this world. They liked to destroy and hurt innocent people. The people of this city gradually realized these problems and began to resist these evil people. Finally, Jack and Amy formed a team together, determined to destroy these evil people and save the people of this city. After many difficult battles, they finally defeated the evil people and the city returned to a state of peace and tranquility. This story tells us that even if we cross into a new world, as long as we are brave and kind, we can overcome difficulties and achieve our goals.
1 answer
2024-09-12 13:43
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