funniest online dating stories

Well, once I matched with a guy who claimed to be a fitness enthusiast. His profile picture was super muscular. But when we met in person, he was a bit chubby. He said the picture was from 5 years ago. It was so unexpected yet hilarious.

A friend of mine matched with someone who said they were an astronaut. Turns out, they just worked at a planetarium selling tickets. It was so funny how they tried to make their job sound way more glamorous.

There was this time I went on an online date with a girl. We planned to meet at a coffee shop. I got there early and was waiting. Then I saw a girl come in, looking around nervously. I thought she was my date, so I waved. She came over and sat down. But then she started talking about how she was waiting for her friend who was into online dating and she just wanted to see what it was like. It was really a funny mix - up.

I heard about a date where the two people went to an amusement park. They got on a roller coaster, and during the ride, the guy's false teeth flew out! He was so embarrassed at first, but the girl found it hilarious and they ended up having a great time searching for the teeth later. It's a story they still laugh about.

In my story, the other person's over - exaggerated description in the profile was what made it funny. They made themselves sound like a super - confident, world - traveling adventurer. But in reality, they were quite shy and had hardly ever left their hometown. The contrast was just too great.

A friend of mine went on a date with a guy who took her to a horror movie. But during the movie, he was so scared that he screamed like a little girl and spilled his popcorn all over her. She was more horrified by his reaction than the movie itself.

A friend of mine went on a date to a park. They decided to have a picnic. But as soon as they sat down, a bunch of ducks came over and started stealing their food. They were chasing the ducks around, trying to get their sandwiches back. It was hilarious and they still talk about that date all the time.

One funny dating story is when a couple went on a hike for their date. The guy got lost even though he claimed to be an expert hiker. They ended up wandering around for hours. But in the process, they discovered a beautiful hidden waterfall and had a great time. So, it was a funny yet memorable date.

A friend of mine went on a date ice skating. He thought he was a pro but ended up falling on his butt every few minutes. His date was much better at it and had to keep helping him up. He said it was both funny and embarrassing.

One funny online story is about a cat that accidentally turned on the webcam during its crazy playtime and the owner got hundreds of pictures of the cat in the most hilarious poses. Another one is a guy who tried to do a DIY project he saw on the internet but ended up creating a complete mess. It was so funny to see his attempts to fix it.