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The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”
General
2070 Chs
No Substitutes for the Bigshots' Dream Girl Anymore!

No Substitutes for the Bigshots' Dream Girl Anymore!

In her pursuit of saving enough money to return home, Hannah found herself playing the role of the "first-love" character in a beloved novel. Originally, this character was a typical stand-in supporting actress, taking on various substitutes for the female lead as dictated by the male protagonists, such as donating kidneys or sparing road for the female lead, which she all agreed. Eventually, the original character succumbed to the pressure, turning dark and meeting a tragic demise with a disfigured face on the streets after being killed by the male protagonists. Hannah's task was to follow this grim plotline and achieve the tragic story's intended outcome. However, in the eyes of George River, she was merely a substitute he had enlisted—an entity dependent on him. When his true love returned, he callously abandoned the woman who deeply loved him. Later, he regretted his decision, only to discover that the once-begging woman was now surrounded by various exceptional men. The individuals who had previously used her as a shield—the movie king, the ambitious young actor who climbed over her for his ideal goddess, and the president who regretted his actions upon regaining his memory—all found themselves humbly pleading for her affection: "Hannah, the one I love is you." Confused by the sudden turn of events, Hannah observed her bank account steadily growing and stumbled upon a newfound skill for crafting tragic stories. As the main antagonist who successfully survived until the end of the story, Arnold Simmons was ruthless, dark, and violent. In his eyes, Hannah appeared to be the most naive woman he had ever encountered, her thoughts consumed solely by love. Witnessing her continuous deception by those around her, Arnold eventually reached a breaking point and seized her, declaring, "Stay by my side; let me handle your tasks." [A seemingly fragile flower with an inner strength, Daughter of the Sea, crosses paths with an obsessed, dark, and sinister antagonist who contemplates disrupting the pond of bred fish every day.]
General
1958 Chs
The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

After dying from a strange terminal illness, Ling Lan was reborn into a world 10000 years into the future. Although she dearly wished she could just live a peaceful and uneventful life in her new healthy body, fate had other plans ... Forced to disguise herself as a boy just so she could inherit her deceased father's premium military benefits, Ling Lan's journey to adulthood was full of challenges. After much difficulty, she finally turned sixteen when she could drop the charade. But before she could grasp her newfound freedom to get married and start her own family, a twist of fate results in her being thrown into the Federation's top military boys' school. With these twists of fate, Ling Lan had little choice but to walk further and further down a path of no return, one of cold and aloof dominance ... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ryuxenji the translator here. :3 Here are some other things you should know: 1) This story is NOT primarily a romance. QI's system right now categorizes all novels taken from the female novel Chinese site (起点女生网) as 'romance' without fail, regardless of whether they truly are romance. So, if you are here just for the romance, you might want to find a different novel. There will be some romance eventually, but most of this novel is Sci-Fi/Xianxia with a lot of world-building and character development. 2) I use British spelling. So, please ensure spelling errors are really errors before reporting them. 3) No matter what the release rate up top says, the guaranteed release rate right now is 1 chp/day (a.k.a. 7 chps/week). All else is extra at my discretion. (I'll try my best, but RL responsibilities come first.)
Fantasy
1501 Chs
What could be the origin of girl facefarting stories?
It could be from someone's over - the - top sense of humor or an attempt to be shockingly different. Maybe some people thought it would be a 'funny' or 'edgy' idea to create such stories, not realizing how inappropriate they are.
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2024-12-04 17:06
Stories about girl facefarting: Are they real or just made up?
They are probably made up. In our daily lives, people generally follow certain social norms and etiquettes. Facefarting goes against these norms, and it's hard to imagine it happening in a real - life context. So these stories are likely just for shock value or in some very odd, fictional tales.
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2024-12-06 06:57
What are some interesting facefarting stories?
Perhaps in some comical plays or skits, actors create unique facial expressions and sounds that can be described as 'facefarting' for the sake of making the audience laugh. They might distort their faces in an extreme way while making a popping or whistling sound from their mouths or noses, and these actions could form the basis of a 'facefarting story' where the actions are part of a sequence of events that lead to a humorous outcome.
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2024-12-04 06:34
Are there any interesting mom facefarting stories?
Facefarting is a vulgar concept, and we should respect mothers and family members. Instead of looking for such stories, we can talk about the great things moms do, like cooking delicious meals, helping with homework and providing emotional support.
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2024-12-12 02:32
Are there any interesting gay facefarting stories in literature?
I'm not aware of any specific "gay facefarting stories" in mainstream literature. Literature usually focuses on more positive, complex themes like love, identity, and social issues within the gay community, rather than such inappropriate and unseemly topics.
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2024-11-03 22:23
What could be the origin of girls facefarting stories?
Perhaps it originated from a misunderstanding or misinterpretation of some other situation. For example, if there was a strange noise or something that was misconstrued as facefarting. Or it could be a completely made - up idea by someone who wanted to create a very unique and absurd story that would get attention.
2 answers
2024-12-03 15:05
What are the characteristics of facefarting comics?
Well, facefarting comics typically have a lot of visual gags and might push the boundaries of what's considered normal in terms of comedy. They might have exaggerated expressions and outlandish scenarios that aim to get a strong reaction from the audience.
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2025-05-30 20:32
Stories about girls facefarting: Are they real or just made - up?
Most likely, they are made - up. Facefarting is not a common or natural occurrence in normal social situations among girls or anyone for that matter. It's not something that would typically be part of regular behavior and is more likely a fictional or extremely rare and abnormal concept that someone might create for shock value or as a joke.
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2024-12-05 12:23
What are some appropriate stories about moms instead of mom facefarting stories?
One common and heartwarming story is about a mom staying up all night when her child is sick. She takes care of the child, measures the temperature, gives medicine, and offers comfort until the child feels better. This shows a mom's selfless love.
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2024-12-12 05:00
Can you share a famous facefarting story?
However, in some small, local or very specific comedic troupes or among groups of friends who create their own inside - joke stories, there could potentially be a 'facefarting story'. But these are not the kind of stories that are known on a large scale. Maybe in a small improv group, someone made up a story on the spot about a character who had a strange ability to make musical sounds with their face in a way that was like 'facefarting' and it became a funny story within that group.
2 answers
2024-12-04 08:13
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