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Tiny Genius Alert! Mom & Dad Better Make Peace

Tiny Genius Alert! Mom & Dad Better Make Peace

For money, Jin Jumo "signed" herself to the business tycoon Rong Mochen, for a period of one year. Upon their first meeting, the man's voice was icy, "I like women who keep their place, understand?" "Yes." Jin Jumo nodded lightly. So, Jin Jumo always adhered to her place, tightly locking her heart away, never crossing the line. If there was anything in her relationship with Rong Mochen that Jin Jumo hadn't anticipated, it would be... --- "Mr. Rong, our contract expired a week ago." Jin Jumo lightly curved her lips, giving a smile that didn't reach her eyes as she looked at the man in front of her. "So?" "So, Mr. Rong, are you playing rogue now?" Jin Jumo gritted her teeth. "Hmm..." Rong Mochen frowned, leisurely raising his head to look at Jin Jumo, "Is my daughter behaving well in your belly?" "It's not even two months, how do you know it's definitely a daughter..." Wait... Jin Jumo's eyes widened in terror, she hadn't told him she was pregnant... Rumor had it, a car accident targeting Z City tycoon Rong Mochen resulted in the death of a seven-month-pregnant woman. Rumor had it, after the accident, the Rong Family's president underwent a drastic change, becoming ruthless and fierce from being coldly indifferent. Rumor had it, the person killed in the accident was the person closest to Rong Mochen's heart. --- Four years later. "Brother, do we really need to find a new boyfriend for Mommy?" The little bun bit his chubby fingers, looking at the little boy beside him who was slightly taller. "Yes." The boy squinted, his gaze coldly fixed on the televised global sensation of the Rong Family's president's luxurious engagement ceremony. "But didn't Brother say that the old man named Rong is our real dad?" Jin Jumo, who had just stepped into the house, was nearly collapsing inside. How did the two little guys know Rong Mochen was...
Urban
1012 Chs
New Life, New Task: I'll Be A Mom Then!!!

New Life, New Task: I'll Be A Mom Then!!!

"W-what are you doing?" Eli was shocked as she saw the handsome man, his upper body glistened in the morning light, drenched in sweat as he firmly held a massive axe. "Wife! Good morning! The wood is ready to keep you warm for the winter ahead!" The man proudly pointed towards the massive mountain of firewood he just finished chopping. “Heavens! Did you chop every tree in the whole forest?!” Eli felt her head ache. "We are still in the middle of spring!" -- She was a salary woman. For her, career was just the only way to survive in this cruel world. Being a housewife was far from reality as bills kept haunting her bank account. When she suffered a plane crash in one of her business trips, she dejectedly lamented not experiencing the simple joys women used to experience in her age. However, a young woman's soul came begging to her, to use her body in another world so that her unborn child could live. In exchange for continuing to live, the task was to give birth to the young woman's child and be the coolest mom evarrrrrr! --- A transmigration story. However, our protagonist Eli, has to transmigrate into a pregnant woman's body. Facing the woes of a pregnant single mother, while surviving in a world where magic and evil exist, will she even successfully go through motherhood as a single parent? ...or will she need to have a hubby by her side after all? -- This is my first work and only signed in webnovel. Please do not post it to other sites T_T thanks! -- Cover Art by talented Iris Enj Come give her some love in IG and FB @iris_enj (Iris Enj) Follow this auntie potato on instagram @randompotato21
Fantasy
604 Chs
Rebirth in the 80's: The Daily Life of the Villain's Mom

Rebirth in the 80's: The Daily Life of the Villain's Mom

Jiang Ran, a descendant of a family of traditional Chinese medicine, has developed new drugs and won numerous awards, but her greatest love is making and eating delicious food. After years of hard work, Jiang Ran finally won the national gourmet competition, but in her excitement, she entered a book, becoming the supporting character Jiang Ran, who divorces the male protagonist and ultimately dies tragically on the street. In the book, Jiang Ran is described as fat, with oily pimples and lazy, selfish habits. Before divorcing the male protagonist, she bullies his parents, siblings, and after the divorce, ends up homeless with her son. The newly transmigrated Jiang Ran: "......" Jiang Ran has transmigrated into a book. To avoid dying tragically on the streets, she focuses on making gourmet food, opening a restaurant, saving people diligently, and treating diseases. She pays off the debt owed to her husband’s family by the original character and raises her son, who in the book was to become a big villain, correctly. As for her husband? When he comes back, she plans to ask for a divorce! Pei Huai is about to graduate and plans to return home. But he discovers something strange in the letters his younger brothers and sisters have been sending recently. Brother: Sister-in-law’s cooking is so delicious! I like sister-in-law! Sister: The clothes sister-in-law made are so beautiful! I like sister-in-law! Pei Huai feels something is not right and decides to go home and take a look. As he steps into the house, he is greeted by a bright and charming face: "Husband, you’re back? Are you back to get a divorce?" Pei Huai remains expressionless: No, I am not! {Reading Guide: This text is set in an alternate world with creative liberties taken. The understanding of the '80s and '90s comes from online research, and I hope for your understanding.}
Urban
554 Chs
The Villain Mom Awakens — Going Viral by Parenting on a Reality Show

The Villain Mom Awakens — Going Viral by Parenting on a Reality Show

After an unexpected awakening, Naomi Kenway discovered she was the villainous supporting female character in a book. She took her son to participate in a parent-child variety show, only to become the heroine's complete foil. The heroine, a hardworking and kind stepmother in a wealthy family, became an internet sensation with her close partnership with her stepson. Meanwhile, Naomi Kenway was lazy and selfish. Not only did she neglect her child, leaving him unkempt, but she was also doxxed by the entire internet for casually hitting and scolding him, earning the title of "the most malicious mother in history." After the variety show ended, Naomi Kenway was forced to divorce her wealthy husband and ended up living under a bridge. Her own son, due to childhood trauma, developed depression and committed suicide by jumping off a building in the prime of his life at eighteen. To prevent this tragedy from happening, she decided to strive desperately to be a good mother. During the recording of "My Super Mom": In a cooking competition, while everyone praised the heroine's delicious braised pork, Naomi Kenway glanced at it and calmly said, "Excessive fat intake is not good for a child's digestion." She then handed her son a nutritious meal, perfect in color, aroma, and taste, that she had practiced making for days. In a boating competition, the heroine took beautiful selfies with her stepson and posted them on Weibo. Naomi Kenway, because her son mentioned wanting to eat seafood, spent the entire afternoon diving into the sea to catch some. ... Some netizens questioned that Naomi Kenway was putting on too much of a show, using her son as a pitiable tool to build up her persona. But they were soon countered by the "pitiable tool" himself: "My mom is the best mom in the world!" Only then did the netizens realize that the introverted and sensitive little boy had gradually become cheerful and lively. Regarding Naomi Kenway's transformation, the other guests complained endlessly. They had originally come to enjoy life, but now they had to wake up at five every morning to cook for their children, or else they would be unfavorably compared to her by netizens. In response, the guests all shouted at Naomi Kenway: "Please stop being so competitive!"
Urban
479 Chs
What could be a possible 'Mom facefarting story'?
Maybe mom was trying to do some funny faces to make the kids laugh. As she was contorting her face in a really strange way, she accidentally pushed out some air from her nose and mouth at the same time, which could be considered a facefart. The kids found it hilarious and even started imitating her in a playful way.
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2024-11-15 00:00
Is there a funny 'Mom facefarting story' you can share?
Sure. There was this time when mom was singing really loudly along with her favorite song on the radio. She was so into it that she didn't notice she was also puffing out air in a strange way from her face. It was like a series of little facefarts. Dad and the kids just looked at each other and burst out laughing.
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2024-12-21 20:29
Are there any interesting mom facefarting stories?
Facefarting is a vulgar concept, and we should respect mothers and family members. Instead of looking for such stories, we can talk about the great things moms do, like cooking delicious meals, helping with homework and providing emotional support.
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2024-12-12 02:32
What are some appropriate stories about moms instead of mom facefarting stories?
One common and heartwarming story is about a mom staying up all night when her child is sick. She takes care of the child, measures the temperature, gives medicine, and offers comfort until the child feels better. This shows a mom's selfless love.
3 answers
2024-12-12 05:00
Can you share a famous facefarting story?
However, in some small, local or very specific comedic troupes or among groups of friends who create their own inside - joke stories, there could potentially be a 'facefarting story'. But these are not the kind of stories that are known on a large scale. Maybe in a small improv group, someone made up a story on the spot about a character who had a strange ability to make musical sounds with their face in a way that was like 'facefarting' and it became a funny story within that group.
2 answers
2024-12-04 08:13
What are the characteristics of facefarting comics?
Well, facefarting comics typically have a lot of visual gags and might push the boundaries of what's considered normal in terms of comedy. They might have exaggerated expressions and outlandish scenarios that aim to get a strong reaction from the audience.
2 answers
2025-05-30 20:32
What could be a gay office facefarting story about?
Well, it could be about an awkward and comical situation in an office where a person accidentally makes a strange noise with their face that sounds like a fart, and in a gay - friendly office environment, it becomes a humorous anecdote among colleagues. Maybe it was during a team meeting or a casual chat at the office pantry.
3 answers
2024-11-29 22:55
What are some interesting facefarting stories?
Perhaps in some comical plays or skits, actors create unique facial expressions and sounds that can be described as 'facefarting' for the sake of making the audience laugh. They might distort their faces in an extreme way while making a popping or whistling sound from their mouths or noses, and these actions could form the basis of a 'facefarting story' where the actions are part of a sequence of events that lead to a humorous outcome.
1 answer
2024-12-04 06:34
How can a gay office facefarting story be made into a positive office story?
By emphasizing the humor. If everyone in the office, regardless of sexual orientation, can see the funny side of the facefarting incident, it can become a positive story. For example, if it happens during a dull meeting, it can break the monotony and make people laugh.
2 answers
2024-11-28 17:43
Are there any interesting gay facefarting stories in literature?
I'm not aware of any specific "gay facefarting stories" in mainstream literature. Literature usually focuses on more positive, complex themes like love, identity, and social issues within the gay community, rather than such inappropriate and unseemly topics.
3 answers
2024-11-03 22:23
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