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Qin Chuan arrived in a parallel world and got bound to a system. System: "Host, please guide the entire nation into cultivation." Qin Chuan was shocked. What era are we in? Who still believes in cultivation! However, to complete his mission, he set up a cultivation training class as an attempt to get people to cultivate, and in the process of doing so, got sent to the mental hospital multiple times. He was ready to give up after all the setbacks, until he encountered a group of elderlymen and women. ... A 93-year-old man of the Weapon Forging specialization was forging gear at home when he was coincidentally discovered by his great-granddaughter who was livestreaming. During his birthday banquet, a 100-year-old man of the Combat specialization flew on a sword while in high spirits. An 80-year-old lady of the Alchemy specialization was mistaken as her college-attending granddaughter's sister while she was visiting her.

Cassian Ven Dyke, the bastard son of a powerful ducal family, grew up in the slums of Veldora under the care of his father figure, sword master Russel. When Russel passed away, Cassian was left with only a silver necklace as his inheritance. After putting it on, Cassian was attacked by three psychotic thugs who tortured him in an attempt to steal the necklace. Refusing to give in, Cassian was ultimately stabbed through the heart with the very same necklace. Instead of dying, he mysteriously vanished as the necklace lodged itself in his heart. Just before disappearing, he heard an eerie message echo in his mind: [True mana detected. Origin: Human...] [Human detected. Compatibility with system: Confirmed.] * * * * * * Discord : https://discord.gg/VYpeADXd38

Cultivation for one minute, cultivation base gains 999 times experience, cultivation base skyrocketing! Take one step, gain 999 times experience in Shenfa, and get promoted to God-level Shenfa! Hit a punch, get 999 times experience in the fist, and get promoted to the god-level fist!Take a look at alchemy, alchemy attainments gained 999 times experience, and promoted to a divine alchemist! Take a look at the sword intent stele to activate 999 times your comprehension and comprehend the supreme sword intent! Ji You travels through the fantasy world, gains 999 times experience system, life and death activation system, no matter what you do, you can get specific enhancements! - Description from MTL

Li Bin clearly saw that his sister-in-law Wen Lan’s exquisite and beautiful face was filled with anger and shock. And he himself, with his naked body still stained with his own lewd semen, had his member—still engorged—draped with his sister-in-law’s sticky panties and silk stockings. That sight was downright depraved! "I’m doomed! Everything’s finished!!" 【Ding! Detecting that the host is about to die of embarrassment, the Goddess Conquest System is activated!】 【Binding successful!】 【Rebirth initiated!】

"Lass mich es sauber lecken", sagte Xie Daiyu, als er auf Ruan Chanchans Wunde schaute. Als sie seinen Vorschlag hörte, hielt Ruan Chanchan inne und sah den Meermann schockiert an. Sie presste ihre Lippen zusammen und sagte zu ihm: "Du machst Witze. Oder?" "Warum denkst du, dass ich scherze?" Fragte der Meermann mit geneigtem Kopf. Ruan Chanchan knirschte mit den Zähnen und sagte: "Weil die Wunde nicht an einer Stelle ist, wo du mich einfach lecken kannst." "Was ist das Problem?" fragte Xie Daiyu mit einem unschuldigen Gesichtsausdruck, obwohl seine Lippen kurz davor waren, sich zu einem Grinsen zu kräuseln. "Du bist eine Tierfrau und ich bin ein Tiermeer-Wesen... das ist nichts." Er drückte Ruan Chanchan auf den Boden, seine Finger streiften über ihren Oberschenkel. "Es wird in Sekundenschnelle vorbei sein." Von wegen! Sie wurde am Ende die Mutter seines Kindes. ** "So sollst du das nicht machen." Mit einem Stirnrunzeln starrte Rong Xian sie an. Der Meermann war normalerweise still, aber heute war er ungewöhnlich gesprächig. Ruan Chanchan verdrehte die Augen, während sie hinter einem Felsen hervorlugte. Sie starrte auf das Meer und versuchte, den Prinzen der Basilosauruse zu finden. Ihre Augen flackerten ständig, als sie zu dem Meermann hinter ihr sagte: "Ich muss mit dem Prinzen sprechen, egal was passiert." "Oh, und worüber willst du mit ihm sprechen?" "Nur über den Salzhandel." "Und was willst du ihm im Gegenzug anbieten?" fragte der Meermann mit geneigtem Kopf. Ruan Chanchan runzelte die Stirn bei seiner Frage. Sie drehte sich um, um ihn anzusehen, und sagte dann: "Was kann ich anbieten? Höchstens können wir über eine Art Zusammenarbeit diskutieren." Rong Xian leckte sich über die Lippen, als er vorwärts trat. Er packte die Frau und drehte sie um, während er sie gegen den Felsen drückte. "Ich weiß nichts über Zusammenarbeit, aber wir können über Fortpflanzung diskutieren. Was sagst du, Fräulein Ruan? Willst du, dass dieser Prinz dir einen Wurf kleiner Basilosauruse schenkt?" ** "Du musst mehr Kraft einsetzen", sagte Liang Feng. Seine Augenbrauen waren zusammengezogen, als er die schwache Frau betrachtete, die versuchte, den Reißzahn aus ihrem Arm zu ziehen. Ruan Chanchan runzelte die Stirn und starrte den Meermann finster an. Sie sagte zu ihm: "Glaubst du, dass es so einfach ist?! Warum machst du es nicht, wenn du denkst, dass es so einfach ist?" Der Meermann seufzte und kauerte sich hin. Er streckte die Hand aus und ergriff Ruan Chanchans Arm in seinen Händen und, ohne darauf zu warten, dass die Frau etwas anderes sagte, zog er den Reißzahn aus ihrem Arm. "AHHH—urk!" Ruan Chanchans Schrei kam zu einem plötzlichen Halt, als der Meermann ihr ein Stück Flammenfrucht gab, die süß und köstlich war. "Fühlst du dich in Ordnung?" fragte Liang Feng mit geneigtem Kopf. Ruan Chanchan nickte, und der Meermann lächelte. "Braves Mädchen." ** Bumm! "Das kann nicht dein Ernst sein!" So fühlte sich Ruan Chanchan, nachdem sie in einer prähistorischen Welt gelandet war, in der nicht nur ein anderes Geschlecht als Männer und Frauen existierte, sondern diese Menschen sich obendrein in Tiermenschen verwandeln konnten! In dem Moment, als sie ankam, wäre Ruan Chanchan fast zu Tode gequetscht worden – aber irgendwie gelang ihr die Flucht. Frag sie nicht, wie sie es geschafft hat; Ruan Chanchan hatte immer noch eine PTBS wegen dieses Vorfalls. Aber wenn das nicht schlimm genug wäre, war die Welt, in der sie landete, auch kurz vor dem Ende. Großartig. Lasst die Welt wissen, dass Ruan Chanchan irgendwo einen großen Unsterblichen beleidigt hatte. Nun, wenn sie überleben wollte, musste sie diesen Tiermenschen nicht nur beibringen, wie man Landwirtschaft betreibt, kocht und sich selbst reinigt – du willst gar nicht erst anfangen, wie schmutzig diese Tiermenschen sein konnten, ohne zu wissen, wie man sich die Hände wäscht und täglich duscht. Und rohes Fleisch – igitt. Einfach? Nicht! Nicht nur, dass sie in den Körper einer Närrin transmigiert war, sie wurde auch zur einzigen Tierfrau, die keine Tierform hatte. Mit einem zerbrochenen Bestien-Nukleus konnte Ruan Chanchan niemanden finden, der ihr freiwillig vertrauen würde. Glücklicherweise hatte sie ein Supermarkt-System dabei. Sieh zu, wie sie Wattebäusche und antiseptische Salben benutzt, um kleinere Blutungen der Tiermenschen zu stoppen, und wie sie gängige antiparasitäre Medikamente verwendet, um ein sterbendes Bestien-Junges zu retten.

Lin Xuan transmigrated into a world where demon beasts rampaged. He became one of the lowest ranking wasteland reclaimers in the Germinal Organization to explore the mystic realms. The Zero Realm mystic realm was the Giant Rock Cave. The First Realm mystic realm was the Demon Ant Nest. The Second Realm mystic realm was the Tree King Sea. [Congratulations on seizing a Gold Swallowing Lizard as one of your avatars for gaining more experience. Do you want it to begin its training?] [Your current location is first floor of the Giant Rock Cave. (1 coin per minute. 5 exp points per minute)] [Gold Swallowing Lizard has been training for 4 hours. Do you wish to collect its experience?] Lin Xuan’s eyes were wide open. He was well-versed in how this worked. This was similar to the AFK games that he played in his previous world. As such, he began his comfortable journey of becoming the strongest. Up until one point, the Germinal Organization discovered that he was abnormal and decided to deal with him. It only then did Lin Xuan realize that even Seventh Realm fighters and the managers of the organization were inferior to him.

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Football is a sport belonging to everyone in the world. But the light of the World Cup is only bright in Europe and South America. The dominance of the two in this sport is so strong and imprinted. This is the story of another beginning of light appearing on the Asian continent. Kazuki Kazeshima, A young player who was expected to become a Japanese football star failed to shine in the Manchester United Academy. However, one month before his contract expired, a change occurred, in his dream, he met the GM and [Dream Training]. With the help of [Dream Training], will Kazuki be able to bring hope to Asian football?

Arthur always lived his life thinking that this was what the universe had to offer ... that it was just ridiculous, uninteresting and demotivating. But, soon after a series of events, his life was bound to change forever. _______________________________________________________ A/N: I also translate and edit texts in English, Spanish and Portuguese. If you are interested in being an author or just need an idea or a little push in the story you write, I can help with that too. I need money! :) Read my other work in progress: The Worlds Seeker. _______________________________________________________ Contact: [email protected] Disclaimer: I am not the owner of the image on the cover. But, the editing and everything else was on me.

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"