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"Buddy, that woman has woken up." Tomorrow was Wen Ruoqing's wedding day, but someone dragged her and sent her to a hotel. Wen Ruoqing woke up and found there was a camera in front of the bed, waiting to shoot her steamy scene with two guys. Wen Ruoqing escaped from the window and fell in the arms of Ye Sichen, the most powerful man in this city. Wen Ruoqing removed Ye Sichen's bathrobe and kissed him... After an erotic night, Wen Ruoqing wanted to leave quietly. However, Ye Sichen stopped her, "No women dared to climb onto my bed. You know what you deserve." Oh hell, she offended the most powerful man. She was screwed! Unexpectedly, Ye Sichen offered her... a marriage certification?!

At age 3, she knew who she wanted to marry. At age 10, she gave away her first kiss. At age 20, she became his personal bodyguard. For her childhood best friend to still run away after all this, what was the point of her learning marital art all these years? The saddest thing to come out of all this was the fact that she was the one feeling burdened all this time… Five years later. “Mommy! How come I am so cute but I do not have a daddy?” “How should I know? Go ask your daddy!” Xia Yuxun watched the newly married couple through the TV screen and answered without looking back. Half an hour later, at the live wedding that was being broadcasted, a crying child was grabbing onto the groom’s leg and screaming “daddy”. The man stared at the miniature version of himself and asked, “Where’s your mommy?” Xia Yuxun, who was watching this live show gulped, “You brat, you are digging your mom a hole!”

Charlie Thompson, seventeen, grew up in a poor and remote village and now makes a living as a deliveryman. He has only just recovered from the stab wounds that nearly killed him, and the treatment has drained almost all of his savings. Even so, he can feel his life shifting. When he was in the hospital, his jade pendant stirred and a stream of cultivation and medical knowledge poured into his mind. From that moment on, he knew everything was about to change.

At the age of ten, he shyly called out "Sister Jiang," a slender, small boy obedient like a little milk dog. She imitated the adults, kissing his forehead to comfort him. When they met again, he was dressed in a sharp suit with gold-rimmed glasses, his every move as noble and pure as glimmering frost and snow, unapproachably lofty. Tearing off that scholar's disguise, he finally revealed his fangs in the darkness. "Isn't this what you taught me?" he whispered, encircling her slim waist from behind and seeking a kiss, his voice seductive, nearly playful as he called out those two words, "Sister Jiang." Jiang Jiu only then realized that the other party had long since become an obsessive and scheming mad dog, in a place she knew not of.

After graduating from college, Liu Zheng returned to his hometown because his brother was injured, propping up the small family clinic. However, following an accidental fall in the mountains, he was fortunate enough to have a serendipitous encounter. From then on, he wielded medicine in his left hand and martial arts in his right. The villagers of the small mountain village stepped onto the path to wealth!

Qin Chuan arrived in a parallel world and got bound to a system. System: "Host, please guide the entire nation into cultivation." Qin Chuan was shocked. What era are we in? Who still believes in cultivation! However, to complete his mission, he set up a cultivation training class as an attempt to get people to cultivate, and in the process of doing so, got sent to the mental hospital multiple times. He was ready to give up after all the setbacks, until he encountered a group of elderlymen and women. ... A 93-year-old man of the Weapon Forging specialization was forging gear at home when he was coincidentally discovered by his great-granddaughter who was livestreaming. During his birthday banquet, a 100-year-old man of the Combat specialization flew on a sword while in high spirits. An 80-year-old lady of the Alchemy specialization was mistaken as her college-attending granddaughter's sister while she was visiting her.

Lao Li's family finally gave birth to a girl! It's a pity that we are on the road to escape... Mrs. Li: What should I do? My baby has no milk to drink! Jiayin spat out bubbles of saliva and waved her little hands: "Don't be afraid, I have space, bring your own rations!" So... Li Laosi: Mom, I picked up a dairy goat on the roadside! Li Laosi’s wife: Mom, this rabbit hit the tree by itself! Li Laosan: Mom, I went to fetch water, and the big fish jumped into the bucket! Li Laosan’s wife: Mom, a handful of rice actually makes a pot of rice! Mrs. Li's head was buzzing. With the blessing of her ancestors, she was giving birth to a little lucky girl, who would prosper her family once she was born! As soon as she turned around, there was a pile of dates, apples and pears on the kang... Old lady Li: "Wait! Fu Niu'er, let grandma slow down. We have good things, so we have to take them out slowly!" Li Jiayin :Hee hee hee Keywords of the novel: Transformed into a little farmer's little Fubao, and cheated on the road to escape without pop-up windows. Translated into a peasant's little Fubao, and cheated on the way to escape from the wilderness. Download the full txt version. Transmapped into a peasant's little Fubao, he cheated on the road to escape from the wilderness.

The all-mighty CEO of the Mo Corporation, Mo Shiting, fell into a trap and got into a flash marriage, and the culprit was an unknown little girl. Everyone was shocked! It was said that the young master of the Mo family was cold-blooded, cruel, and decisive. The little girl must be in trouble now, they thought. But what they didn't know was that this little girl, called Gu Li, was not only eccentric and thick-skinned, but she was also very good at sweet-talking. She was born to subdue Mo Shiting. Until one day— Reporter: "Young Master Mo, please use a phrase to describe yourself." Mo Shiting: "A wife-doting maniac." Reporter: "Are there no other phrases you can use to describe yourself?" Mo Shiting: "Afraid of my wife?" Everyone else: "Young Master Mo, blink if you've been kidnapped."

Cassian Ven Dyke, the bastard son of a powerful ducal family, grew up in the slums of Veldora under the care of his father figure, sword master Russel. When Russel passed away, Cassian was left with only a silver necklace as his inheritance. After putting it on, Cassian was attacked by three psychotic thugs who tortured him in an attempt to steal the necklace. Refusing to give in, Cassian was ultimately stabbed through the heart with the very same necklace. Instead of dying, he mysteriously vanished as the necklace lodged itself in his heart. Just before disappearing, he heard an eerie message echo in his mind: [True mana detected. Origin: Human...] [Human detected. Compatibility with system: Confirmed.] * * * * * * Discord : https://discord.gg/VYpeADXd38

Cultivation for one minute, cultivation base gains 999 times experience, cultivation base skyrocketing! Take one step, gain 999 times experience in Shenfa, and get promoted to God-level Shenfa! Hit a punch, get 999 times experience in the fist, and get promoted to the god-level fist!Take a look at alchemy, alchemy attainments gained 999 times experience, and promoted to a divine alchemist! Take a look at the sword intent stele to activate 999 times your comprehension and comprehend the supreme sword intent! Ji You travels through the fantasy world, gains 999 times experience system, life and death activation system, no matter what you do, you can get specific enhancements! - Description from MTL