best fart stories

Well, once in a crowded elevator, a little kid let out a tiny fart that was so high - pitched. Everyone heard it and the kid just giggled, which made the whole situation really funny.

I'm not sure there are truly 'best' protein fart stories as it's a rather odd topic. But perhaps one could be about a bodybuilder who ate a huge amount of protein-rich foods and then had an embarrassing fart during a competition. He tried to play it off but everyone knew what had happened.

The context also matters a lot. Say, if it's a fart during a very formal dinner party where everyone is supposed to be on their best behavior. And then someone breaks the decorum with a loud fart. That kind of contrast between the setting and the act can create a really good and memorable fart story.

A little girl was really shy about farting. But one day, she was with her best friend. She finally let out a little fart and her friend just laughed and said it was okay. It made the girl feel accepted and they became even closer friends from that moment on.

One time, my friend was on a first date at a really nice restaurant. They had eaten some beans earlier without realizing. Mid - conversation, a small but audible fart slipped out. They were mortified, but their date just laughed it off and said it was no big deal. It was so embarrassing for my friend at first, but in the end, it actually made the date more relaxed.

There was this girl in my class. During a very quiet exam, she accidentally farted. It was quite loud. She was so embarrassed and her face turned red. But then we all kind of giggled, and it became a funny memory.

Definitely common. In any social setting, from a friend's party to a long flight. I had a friend who was on a long - distance flight and the person next to him farted continuously. My friend was so uncomfortable but it became a story he always tells when we talk about flights. So, it's not hard to find real fart stories.

I don't think they are common. People usually try to be polite and keep such bodily functions private. However, in very close - knit and silly groups, like a group of young siblings or very good friends who like to play pranks on each other, there might be a rare 'fart on face' story here and there. But compared to other types of stories, it's not a common occurrence at all.

No, they are not very common. Teachers are usually in a position of authority and are more likely to maintain a certain level of propriety. However, everyone is human and such unexpected things can happen, but they are not something that occurs frequently in a teaching environment.

I was in a crowded elevator. A woman accidentally farted. It was silent but smelled awful. She tried to play it off by coughing loudly, but we all knew what had happened. People started fanning the air with their hands.