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That Time I Got Killed By A Fart

That Time I Got Killed By A Fart

Truck Kun? Check. Being reborn in a novel? Check. Being a side character? Check. Having a system? Check. Dying by fart? Che- wait what- In a world where the laws of the universe take a coffee break, and the ridiculous knows no bounds, "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart" is a one of a kind Eastern fantasy novel that'll leave you gasping for breath (no, not from the flatulence). Meet Ye Qing, your not-so-average protagonist, who thought her life was as ordinary as they come. That is, until the day she found herself inside the pages of a novel, no less. Talk about a plot twist! She's not even the main character; she's one of those side characters, a classic cannon fodder destined to meet her demise in the most outrageous manner possible—a fatal fart, courtesy of the female lead, who happens to possess a truly "windy" superpower (Gross). But here's the kicker: Ye Qing isn't just another victim of the absurdity that is her newfound existence. No, she's got a secret weapon up her sleeve—or rather, a secret system in her head. With the Heaven System's powers at her disposal, she's ready to turn the tables on destiny, even if it means facing down the dreaded flatulence head-on. Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through a world where martial arts sects are as serious as they are hilarious, where mythical creatures and bizarre powers are the norm, and where fart reigns supreme. Get ready to laugh, cheer, and gasp (for all the right reasons) as Ye Qing tackles the strangest of fates in "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart."
Fantasy
3 Chs
The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"
Sci-fi
119 Chs
Share some of the best fart stories.
Well, once in a crowded elevator, a little kid let out a tiny fart that was so high - pitched. Everyone heard it and the kid just giggled, which made the whole situation really funny.
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2024-11-28 10:15
What are the best protein fart stories?
I'm not sure there are truly 'best' protein fart stories as it's a rather odd topic. But perhaps one could be about a bodybuilder who ate a huge amount of protein-rich foods and then had an embarrassing fart during a competition. He tried to play it off but everyone knew what had happened.
3 answers
2024-11-08 23:33
Real girl fart stories: Are there any heartwarming real girl fart stories?
A little girl was really shy about farting. But one day, she was with her best friend. She finally let out a little fart and her friend just laughed and said it was okay. It made the girl feel accepted and they became even closer friends from that moment on.
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2024-10-27 05:43
What makes a fart story the best?
The context also matters a lot. Say, if it's a fart during a very formal dinner party where everyone is supposed to be on their best behavior. And then someone breaks the decorum with a loud fart. That kind of contrast between the setting and the act can create a really good and memorable fart story.
1 answer
2024-11-29 07:03
Funny embarrassing fart stories
I was in a crowded elevator. A woman accidentally farted. It was silent but smelled awful. She tried to play it off by coughing loudly, but we all knew what had happened. People started fanning the air with their hands.
1 answer
2024-10-30 18:05
Are real fart stories common?
Definitely common. In any social setting, from a friend's party to a long flight. I had a friend who was on a long - distance flight and the person next to him farted continuously. My friend was so uncomfortable but it became a story he always tells when we talk about flights. So, it's not hard to find real fart stories.
1 answer
2024-12-17 20:28
Are 'fart on face stories' common?
I don't think they are common. People usually try to be polite and keep such bodily functions private. However, in very close - knit and silly groups, like a group of young siblings or very good friends who like to play pranks on each other, there might be a rare 'fart on face' story here and there. But compared to other types of stories, it's not a common occurrence at all.
1 answer
2024-11-25 04:22
Are teacher fart stories common?
No, they are not very common. Teachers are usually in a position of authority and are more likely to maintain a certain level of propriety. However, everyone is human and such unexpected things can happen, but they are not something that occurs frequently in a teaching environment.
3 answers
2024-11-12 09:04
Real girl fart stories: What are some funny real girl fart stories?
There was this girl in my class. During a very quiet exam, she accidentally farted. It was quite loud. She was so embarrassed and her face turned red. But then we all kind of giggled, and it became a funny memory.
1 answer
2024-10-26 19:31
Fart on First Date Stories: What are some embarrassing fart on first date stories?
One time, my friend was on a first date at a really nice restaurant. They had eaten some beans earlier without realizing. Mid - conversation, a small but audible fart slipped out. They were mortified, but their date just laughed it off and said it was no big deal. It was so embarrassing for my friend at first, but in the end, it actually made the date more relaxed.
2 answers
2024-12-06 11:13
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