fart stories

A love story between Careless Whisper and Farty McSniffer. Lots of cliffhangers... Updates not stable. Read at your own risk. Cover not mine.

this is the Tale of a Boy who wants to never have embarrassing farts again

Truck Kun? Check. Being reborn in a novel? Check. Being a side character? Check. Having a system? Check. Dying by fart? Che- wait what- In a world where the laws of the universe take a coffee break, and the ridiculous knows no bounds, "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart" is a one of a kind Eastern fantasy novel that'll leave you gasping for breath (no, not from the flatulence). Meet Ye Qing, your not-so-average protagonist, who thought her life was as ordinary as they come. That is, until the day she found herself inside the pages of a novel, no less. Talk about a plot twist! She's not even the main character; she's one of those side characters, a classic cannon fodder destined to meet her demise in the most outrageous manner possible—a fatal fart, courtesy of the female lead, who happens to possess a truly "windy" superpower (Gross). But here's the kicker: Ye Qing isn't just another victim of the absurdity that is her newfound existence. No, she's got a secret weapon up her sleeve—or rather, a secret system in her head. With the Heaven System's powers at her disposal, she's ready to turn the tables on destiny, even if it means facing down the dreaded flatulence head-on. Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through a world where martial arts sects are as serious as they are hilarious, where mythical creatures and bizarre powers are the norm, and where fart reigns supreme. Get ready to laugh, cheer, and gasp (for all the right reasons) as Ye Qing tackles the strangest of fates in "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart."

Silly thoughts and things i had/did when i was a kid

"jalan liat liat dong punya mata dipake" "iya maap" farfalla. benar benar cocok untuk dia yang ga pernah bisa gue gapai padahal gue udah ngejar ngejar. tahukan kalian apa itu farfalla. mari lihat google. apakah kalian pernah membayangkan bagaimana jika seseorang yang baik kepada semua perempuan namun sangat jutek kepada laki laki,pintar ramah,serta,aura kecantikannya yang sangat kuat bertemu dengan seseorang yang sangat percaya diri bahwa ia ganteng juga selalu penasaran akan sosok lula dan sangat ingin membuat lula jatuh cinta kepadanya.yap ini kisah tentang alula gabriella collynadisty Dan juga Geovano gibran aldeson. mari simak kisah mereka!!!

Odd fears teens have

Fara Larasati gadis yang selalu merasakan sakit disetiap harinya, ia merasa dunia selalu jahat kepadanya. Dunia seakan tidak ingin ia bahagia walau hanya sekali. Semua orang jijik kepadanya, semua orang menganggapnya sebagai hama yang tak berguna, bahkan ibunya sendiri tidak ingin ia ada didunia ini. Namun kenyataan seakan membunuhnya secara perlahan. Satu persatu fakta yang fara tak ketahui akhirnya terbongkar. Penasaran kan sama ceritanya?Yuk dibaca!

Generic PLOT Our MC is above average at everything well almost as his I.Q was higher than his peers with over 200 before, giving his life a second chance now let's be with him throughout his journey as a ruler P.S. this is a Fan-Fic hehe~ first time making it hehehe~ P.P.S this is an system,summon so please don't read it if it's not to your liking ;P

Elias decides to end his life by jumping off a building, but the world freezes the moment he is about to fall. A strange, otherworldly creature appears to him, surprised by his desire to give up on life.The creature offers Elias a unique wager: 30 different lives across various worlds. Every time Elias dies, he will move to a new world with different rules. If he can manage to stay alive until the end of his life in one of these worlds, he wins the wager.However, if he dies in any of these lives, he will be transported to a terrifying world where he will remain in eternal torment until his final demise.Elias finds himself faced with a difficult choice: either continue on a perilous journey through different worlds or face a fate of eternal suffering.

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.