A little girl was really shy about farting. But one day, she was with her best friend. She finally let out a little fart and her friend just laughed and said it was okay. It made the girl feel accepted and they became even closer friends from that moment on.
I don't think they are common. People usually try to be polite and keep such bodily functions private. However, in very close - knit and silly groups, like a group of young siblings or very good friends who like to play pranks on each other, there might be a rare 'fart on face' story here and there. But compared to other types of stories, it's not a common occurrence at all.
No, they are not very common. Teachers are usually in a position of authority and are more likely to maintain a certain level of propriety. However, everyone is human and such unexpected things can happen, but they are not something that occurs frequently in a teaching environment.
I was in a crowded elevator. A woman accidentally farted. It was silent but smelled awful. She tried to play it off by coughing loudly, but we all knew what had happened. People started fanning the air with their hands.
There was this girl in my class. During a very quiet exam, she accidentally farted. It was quite loud. She was so embarrassed and her face turned red. But then we all kind of giggled, and it became a funny memory.
In case it smells really bad, you could excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Spray some perfume or something when you come back. Then, when you return, change the topic to something more interesting to distract from the incident.
I'm not aware of any specific 'female digimon fart fanfic'. Fanfics usually cover a wide range of topics, but this seems like a rather unusual and not very common one. It might be difficult to find such a specific type of fanfic.
There is a story about some old court jesters. They would sometimes use fart noises as part of their comical acts. They might do it at just the right moment to make the king or noblemen laugh. It was a form of very basic and earthy humor that was popular in those times.
I'm not sure there are truly 'best' protein fart stories as it's a rather odd topic. But perhaps one could be about a bodybuilder who ate a huge amount of protein-rich foods and then had an embarrassing fart during a competition. He tried to play it off but everyone knew what had happened.
In my high school English class, a boy in the back row farted during a very quiet reading time. It was like a trumpet blast. The whole class burst into laughter, and the teacher had to wait for a while to regain control.