best funny stories

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, 'I was being the Ring Bear.'

One time, my best friend and I went to a costume party. He thought he was being really original with his 'ninja turtle' costume, but when we got there, there were at least five other people with the same costume. The look on his face was priceless.

One of my favorite funny long stories is about a clumsy magician. He was performing on stage and was supposed to make his assistant disappear. But instead, he accidentally made himself disappear while the assistant was left standing there looking confused. The whole audience burst into laughter as the assistant tried to figure out what to do next.

One funny moth story is about a moth that flew into a room during a party. It kept circling around the light fixture and everyone started to cheer it on as if it was a little circus performer. It finally landed on someone's nose, causing everyone to burst out laughing.

A family had a tradition of baking a huge Christmas cake. One year, the family dog got into the kitchen and ate half of the cake batter when no one was looking. When they finally realized what had happened, they still baked the cake. The result was a lopsided, half - eaten - looking cake. But they all laughed about it and ate it anyway, with the dog getting a small piece as a 'treat' for his antics.

There was this one moth that flew into a library. It landed on a book about butterflies and moths. The librarian tried to shoo it away gently, but it just wouldn't leave the book. It was as if the moth was reading about itself, which made everyone in the library chuckle. It stayed there for a while, until finally it flew off to explore other shelves.

Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There are also some dedicated humor blogs where bloggers collect and share the best funny internet stories. You can also check out YouTube channels that focus on funny content. They might not always be 'internet stories' in the purest sense, but often feature funny things that originated on the internet or are related to internet culture. For example, channels that do reaction videos to viral internet events or stories.

There's this story. A man was driving and his wife called, 'Honey, there's a cop car behind us with its lights on.' The man said, 'I'm speeding up to lose him.' After a while, the wife said, 'He's still behind us.' The man replied, 'I'll take the next exit.' A few minutes later, the wife said, 'We lost him.' The man said, 'Yeah, and we're lost too.' Also, a mouse was working on a computer. When another mouse asked what he was doing, he said, 'I'm making a movie about cats so they will know how we feel.'

I heard about a teacher who accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion in class. The whole class burst into laughter. It was quite an embarrassing but funny situation for the teacher. The teacher just laughed it off in the end.