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This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Toronto, Canada, 2006. A few months after the worst year of the Iraq war.<br><br>Gabriel Navarro splits his time between his job slinging ink at the Atlantis Ink tattoo parlor, and working on his master’s degree in fine art. Gabe is twenty-two, sure of his beliefs and his artistic integrity, and na?ve enough to think he’ll never have to compromise. And then one night Jake MacLean walks into the shop and changes everything.<br><br>Jake Maclean is twenty-eight and a veteran American Army pilot. He's been staying with his ex-pat sister in Toronto while he tries to get his life in order. The problem is, he can't. After his disastrous final mission in Iraq, he's overcome with anger and survivor’s guilt, trapped in a losing battle to atone for a failure he’s sure can never be forgiven. Left without hope, he decides to have his memory of the mission tattooed on his back, with the condemning words: God Will Judge Me. He doesn't expect to fall for the tattoo artist.<br><br>Gabe falls just as quickly and deeply for Jake, though Jake's reluctance to talk about what happened frustrates and worries him. Gabe knows Jake isn't doing well, but accepting Jake’s claims that he's "fine" is far easier than dealing with the frightening truth. But soon it’s horribly clear Jake can’t control his panic attacks or flashes of violence, and he's getting worse. If Gabe can’t help him face his demons, Jake is headed for a crash -- and there’s every chance he’ll take Gabriel down with him.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

"May the new Story become yours — The Last Tattoo Artist of Stories" The story tells about a girl named Calcium, a recluse with no big money in her pocket, drinking ale in a tavern and dreaming of more. But fate itself had descended upon her. She turned out to be a Tattoo Artist of Stories... and the latter, because in the world where she lives, there are only legends about such people, about people who can rewrite their entire lives with just one glance. Our glorious recluse will have to learn about her strength, become stronger, learn about her rewritten history and memory loss, and fight for her life. telegram: https://t.me/nikomela

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

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What happens when you lose everything even the memories of the ones you loved most? In a world where power is carved into skin and soul, every mark demands a price. Born to a painter, Kain Ardent never imagined that the very protectors of his land, the Council of Brands, would be the ones to destroy it. When they declare his mother a bearer of a forbidden taboo, she is condemned and burned alive before the eyes of her helpless son. As the holy flames consume his home, Kain is thrown into the darkness of a fracturing mind. When he awakens, his village is nothing but ash. The people he once knew are gone, and fragments of his memory have been stolen, hollow, unreachable, and cold. But on his forearm, glowing with a pulse like a chaotic heartbeat, is a tattoo he never chose: the Obsidian-class Ash Mark, bound to an equally mysterious System. The world wastes no time naming him what it fears most: a heretic. A bearer of a forbidden mark. Hunted and rejected by the cosmic laws that govern power, suffocating under trauma, Kain clings to the only constant left to him, his curse mark They call it a taboo. But to him, it is a promise. A weapon. A path to rise. He will make the Council pay with the exact same flames they unleashed upon his mother. He will make the entire world learn to fear his pain. But power always demands a toll, and the living tattoo etched into his flesh hungers for far more than mere vengeance. As the countdown on his soul begins, Kain faces a final, volatile choice: “Either the world burns… or I burn with it.” ====== LOOKING FOR A FRESH CHANGE IN POWER SYSTEMS? WELCOME TO A WORLD WHERE DRAWING POWER ALWAYS DEMANDS SOMETHING BACK, WHERE EVERY GIFT COMES WITH A BRUTAL CURSE. GIVE TATTOO OF TABOO A TRY, AND GET READY TO LOSE YOURSELF IN A DEEP, PROGRESSIVE WORLD-BUILDING EPIC. JOIN ME IN MY OBSESSIVE ADDICTION MAKING THIS BOOK, AND TRUST ME, YOUR NEXT OBSESSION STARTS HERE. NB; It's a slow paced novel, but trust me, THE WAIT IS WORTH IT!! I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com