funniest 2 sentence horror stories

There are some good ones. For instance, I noticed my shadow had a different shape. It was like it had a life of its own. And then there's the story where I got a text from an unknown number. It just said 'I'm coming for you' and then my phone died.

One: I woke up to find a handprint on my window. It was on the inside. Another: I heard my name whispered in the dark. But I live alone.

I woke up to find a clown statue in my room. In the morning, it was a foot closer to my bed. See, it's funny in a horror - way because the unexpected and creepy elements are presented so simply.

I heard a baby crying in the attic. I live in an apartment. This is funny horror as it quickly sets up a spooky and illogical situation.

One of the funniest horror stories could be about a vampire who is terrified of garlic bread instead of actual garlic. He goes to a party where they are serving Italian food and when he sees the garlic bread, he runs away screaming, his cape flapping behind him. It's funny because it twists the typical vampire - garlic fear in a humorous way.

I'm a special person, I'm an ordinary person, so I'm a very ordinary person. If there is a next life, I only wish to be a hexagonal cloud that will never be blown away by the wind. I will love you forever in this life, no matter where you are, no matter when, I will always be by your side. Love is like a diamond, eternal, pure, flawless, indestructible, and never fades. The dream of mandarin ducks and butterflies is just a myth. Everything was illusory.

Another really scary one could be 'My phone rang at 3 am. The caller ID said it was me.' It plays on the idea of the self being something other or unknown, and calls at that time are always spooky.

Well, there was this time when a family invited their really strange cousin over for Thanksgiving. He brought his pet snake and let it loose in the house by accident. People were jumping on chairs and tables screaming while the snake slithered around. It turned the Thanksgiving dinner into a crazy circus, but it's definitely a story that makes you laugh now. He finally caught the snake, but not before everyone had a good scare and a lot of laughs.

Sure. There's a story where a zombie goes to a job interview. He's all rotting and falling apart, and the interviewer is trying so hard not to be disgusted. The zombie is answering questions in a slow, moaning voice, and he keeps accidentally losing body parts during the interview. It's hilarious as it plays on the idea of a zombie in a very normal, non - horror situation.

Story 1: I woke up to a cold hand on my face. When I turned on the light, no one was there.