funny thanksgiving short stories

Here is one. A family was preparing the Thanksgiving turkey. They put it in the oven and after a while, they heard strange noises. When they opened the oven, the family dog had somehow sneaked in and was sitting next to the turkey, looking very content. It thought it had found the warmest and coziest place in the house.

At a Thanksgiving gathering, there was a friendly competition to see who could make the best pumpkin pie. One person accidentally used salt instead of sugar in the filling. When everyone took a bite, their faces were priceless. But then they all had a good laugh and shared other desserts instead. Thanksgiving is not just about the food but also the funny moments with family and friends.

Sure. Here's one. A family was preparing their Thanksgiving meal and the grandma was in charge of the mashed potatoes. She put in so much butter that when she served them, they slid right off the spoon like a yellow avalanche. Everyone at the table had a good laugh at the buttery mess.

One story is about a family's Thanksgiving dinner. The turkey was so big that when they tried to take it out of the oven, it got stuck. Everyone was pulling and tugging, and in the end, the turkey popped out suddenly and landed right in the dog's food bowl. The dog was overjoyed while the family burst into laughter.

There was a Thanksgiving where a little boy volunteered to say the prayer. He was so nervous that he said, 'Dear God, thank you for this food. And I hope you like it too.' Everyone at the table couldn't help but chuckle at his innocent and cute prayer.

A family's dog stole the turkey right off the table when no one was looking and ran outside with it. Everyone chased the dog around the yard until they finally caught him. Instead of being mad, they all just laughed at the chaos. It became a Thanksgiving story they told every year.

There was a family who invited their new neighbors over for Thanksgiving. The neighbors brought a live turkey as a gift, thinking it was for dinner. But the family had already bought a turkey and didn't have the heart to kill the live one. So, they made the live turkey the 'guest of honor' for the day. They set up a little area for it in the yard and the kids had a great time showing it off to their relatives. It was a really funny and unexpected Thanksgiving.

Here's another. A little kid at Thanksgiving dinner was asked to say what he was thankful for. He said he was thankful for the mashed potatoes because they looked like clouds on his plate. Then he started making up a story about flying on the mashed potato clouds to the land of cranberries. It made everyone at the table laugh and started a whole round of silly Thanksgiving - themed stories.

There was a story in a small Christian community. For Thanksgiving, they were planning to have a big feast and share their blessings. A little boy, who was very excited, thought he could help by bringing his pet chicken to the church kitchen as a contribution. When he showed up with the chicken running around the kitchen, the ladies cooking were initially shocked but then couldn't stop laughing. This simple act of the boy's innocent misunderstanding added a lot of humor to their Thanksgiving preparations while still being in the spirit of sharing within the Christian community.

Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.