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To The Guy I Met At The Bar I Have Your Sons

To The Guy I Met At The Bar I Have Your Sons

“Had I ever told you that I want you dead?” “What a coincidence, I want you dead too.” Kimberly Rollins and Vincent Walters are like cats and dogs, archenemies one might say. Clawing and barking is a normal thing, and they can’t bear to see each other’s face, but no matter how they don’t want to see each other, they are bound by a link that can’t be broken; Their sons. Six years ago, they had a steamy night that bore fruit. Wanting to have them alone, Kimberly refused to seek the father of her children and raised them on a country side, completely having a peaceful life while running her bakery. She got what she wants; a peaceful life. … If only she didn’t drink that day. “To the guy I met at the bar, I have your sons!” Kimberly boldly showed her children on a video which gathered thousands and thousands of views, passing from one eye to another. The video was only meant for fun. She’s confident that he won’t find them, he doesn’t even know he got her pregnant. So, he wouldn’t, would he? But the very next day, men in suits raided her bakery, an arrogant man leading them forward, demanding to see her. To her shock, Vincent was the son of a multi-millionaire and he’s in the middle of finding an heir to inherit the highest position of the company! Kimberly soon found herself in a tug of war. One wants to make the twin his heirs, while the other wants to raise them in the town and have a peaceful and simple life. So—who will win the custody of the twin? Would the two of them reach an agreement despite their conflicting ideals? Which one of them will run out of patience first and choke the other one to death?
Urban
171 Chs
Supervillian Lord Malachai the Dread is an awesome guy! No really!

Supervillian Lord Malachai the Dread is an awesome guy! No really!

Evil has a reputation problem. In a world overflowing with dark lords, liches, demon queens, and world-ending prophecies, most villains rule through fear, cruelty, and expendable henchmen. Burnout is high. Survival rates are low. Dental coverage is nonexistent. Lord Malachai the Dread is different. A terrifying presence wrapped in ritual armor and apocalyptic intent, Malachai is also an unusually considerate employer. He offers full medical and dental benefits, fair wages, hazard pay, and flexible scheduling. He remembers birthdays. He helps henchmen move apartments. He believes loyalty is earned—not forced. As heroes rise, rival villains scheme, and the world edges closer to conquest or collapse, Malachai’s organization grows not because it is feared, but because it works. Henchmen choose to stay. Morale improves. Productivity rises. And slowly, quietly, the most dangerous villain of all begins to take shape—not because he is the cruelest… but because he is the most competent. This is a comedic fantasy web novel about workplace culture, loyalty, and what happens when evil finally figures out how to run itself like a functional organization. It blends sharp humor with heartfelt moments, exploring villainy through the lens of management, ethics, and the simple power of treating people well—even while plotting the end of the world. After all, anyone can rule through terror. But only a truly great villain offers dental.
Fantasy
146 Chs
What are some interesting guy wedgie stories?
One guy wedgie story could be about a prank at a summer camp. A group of boys decided to play a harmless wedgie prank on their friend who was always the last one to wake up in the dorm. They gave him a quick wedgie as a joke and everyone had a good laugh, including the victim who then chased them around for a bit in good fun.
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2024-11-30 00:00
Stories about a girl giving a guy a wedgie
One possible story could be in a school setting. There's a girl who is a bit of a prankster. She sees a guy who has been teasing her friend. So, as a form of revenge, she gives him a wedgie during recess. The guy is really embarrassed and runs off to fix his underwear. It was a silly but effective way for her to get back at him for his mean behavior.
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2024-12-08 06:43
What are some girl gives guy wedgie stories?
One story could be in a school setting. There was a girl who was known for being a bit of a prankster. One day, she saw a guy who had been teasing her friend. So during gym class, when they were all changing, she gave him a quick wedgie as a form of revenge. He was really embarrassed but also learned his lesson not to mess with her friend.
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2024-12-14 05:48
Are there any famous girl gives guy wedgie stories?
Not really any widely known 'famous' ones in the general sense. But in some local communities or school legends, there might be stories that are well - known. For example, in a particular high school, there was a story that a girl who was a star athlete gave a wedgie to a bully of one of her teammates. It became sort of an iconic story within that school's culture, teaching that bullying wouldn't be tolerated.
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2024-12-14 20:41
What are some funny stories of a girl giving a guy a wedgie?
A story could be that at a family gathering, there's a young girl and an older cousin who is a guy. The girl has a mischievous streak. The guy keeps taking the last piece of cake. So, the girl gives him a wedgie right in the middle of the living room. Everyone is shocked at first but then starts laughing. The guy is so embarrassed but he also realizes he should be more polite about sharing food.
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2024-12-09 02:17
What are the funniest family guy wedgie stories you know?
I remember a story where the Griffin family goes on a camping trip. Peter decides to play a prank on Glenn by giving him a huge wedgie while they're all sleeping in the tent. Glenn wakes up screaming and it causes chaos in the tent as everyone else wakes up too. The whole situation was just pure comedy.
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2024-11-16 16:52
Tell me some interesting family guy wedgie stories.
Well, one story could be when Peter accidentally gives Meg a wedgie while trying to play a roughhousing game. He didn't mean to, but it was quite a comical moment.
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2024-11-16 11:16
What is the 'Family Guy Wedgie Story' about?
I'm not entirely sure specifically as there could be various fan - made or less - known stories within the 'Family Guy' universe related to wedgies. It might be a comical situation where a character in 'Family Guy' gets a wedgie, perhaps as part of the show's typical over - the - top and zany humor. Maybe it involves one of the main characters like Peter Griffin or Stewie getting into a silly situation that results in a wedgie.
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2024-11-22 16:21
What is the meaning and context of 'cartoon guy wedgie'?
I think it might refer to a humorous or comical situation in a cartoon where a guy gets a wedgie. Maybe it's for a gag or a funny moment.
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2025-06-04 13:59
Who are the main characters in the 'Family Guy Wedgie Story'?
If it follows the main 'Family Guy' cast, it would likely include Peter Griffin, the bumbling but lovable father. He could be either the giver or receiver of the wedgie in the story. Also, Stewie, the evil - genius baby, might be involved as he often gets into all sorts of mischief. And Lois, Peter's wife, could be there to react to the whole wedgie situation in her own exasperated way.
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2024-11-22 23:02
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