kevin hart telling stories

In der Nacht vor ihrer Hochzeit brannte ihr Verlobter mit seiner Geliebten durch. Aus Frustration packte sie den Mann, der vor dem Amt für zivile Angelegenheiten stand: "Präsident Mo, Ihre Braut ist nicht angekommen und mein Bräutigam ist weggelaufen... Darf ich vorschlagen, dass wir heiraten?" Vor der Hochzeit sagte sie: "Selbst wenn wir das gleiche Bett teilen würden, würde nichts zwischen uns passieren!" Nach der Hochzeit sagte er: "Wenn wir es nicht versuchen, wie sollen wir es dann wissen?"

Yun Ran, the successor of Qingfeng View, accidentally got transmigrated into a book due to a blunder. Even more speechlessly, she ended up as a character destined to die early. As the heiress of a wealthy family, not only was her luck and destiny stolen, despised by the heavens, but she was also backstabbed by her own mother, who is the female protagonist, becoming a stepping stone for the male and female leads' happily ever after - absolutely used as a tool. Faced with a disastrous start: No panic, she could simply revert to her old job, setting up a stall for fortune-telling - first three fortunes free, don't miss out as you pass by~ Facing injustice and evil: Little ones, take this, descend heavenly thunder! Open the gates of hell! No petty person shall overpower me, all retreat!!! Facing random strikes of heavenly thunder: Hehe, can’t touch me; ancestors, someone is bullying me, come save me~~~ Merely running a fortune-telling stall, casually saving people, occasionally undertaking tasks for some hard-earned money, she caused evil cultivators to flee, broke her peers’ defenses, and made wealthy families wary. Everyone heard that Yun Ran had a backing, the Xie family's notorious young master who 'kills people and is short-lived'. Some resentful and envious people kept waiting and waiting, not only did they fail to see Yun Ran meet her demise, nor the young master Xie pass away, but they witnessed Yun Ran amassing boundless merits, firmly sitting on the throne as the number one person in the mystic sect. And that Mr. Xie, unknowingly picked up the habit of making fortune bursts, remarkably living a long life through sheer spending.

Lu Heng traversed to a parallel world and acquired the Celestial Destiny System, launching online live streams. A certain platform's outdoor streamer: "Could you help name my unborn child?" "My friend, you're wearing a green hat. The child has another father!" "Master, I have a goddess with whom I've had an online relationship for three years. How is this romance going to turn out?" "Your goddess is actually the old woman next door!"

(Apokalypse-Landwirtschaft, Süßes Haustier 1V1) Sobald sie die Augen öffnete, stellte Su Shu fest, dass sie zwei Monate vor der Apokalypse wiedergeboren wurde. Vor ihrer Wiedergeburt hatte ein gewisser Mann drei Jahre lang über sie gewacht und sie beschützt, fast so weit gehend, dass er sie nach Hause schleppte, um sie ganz zu verschlingen. Nach ihrer Wiedergeburt musste sie nicht nur ihre liebenswerte, geniale Nichte großziehen, sondern sich auch um einen wölfischen Ehemann kümmern. Diese Apokalypse war ein bisschen anders! Das bemitleidenswerte Ich aus ihrem früheren Leben hatte jetzt nicht nur einen himmelstrotzenden Raum, sondern auch blutsverwandte Familie, und dazu noch die nachsichtige Verwöhnung von Tang Dashao, der hemmungslos Hundefutter verstreute. Su Shu dachte, selbst wenn der Himmel von ihr verlangen würde, alles zurückzusetzen und noch einmal von vorne anzufangen, würde es nichts ausmachen. Sie würde einfach Buddha treffen, Buddha töten; einen Geist treffen, einen Geist töten!

Transmigrating into a parallel world, a Mystic Technique Master becomes Su Nian—the young lady of a prestigious family. Su Nian has a small goal, which is to earn one hundred million through live streaming! A love-brained young lady says, “My boyfriend loves me so much. He won’t even let me lift a finger!” Su Nian smiles sweetly. “Sweetie, I suggest you check your storage room. Your dear boyfriend is hiding a human head in there~” The eldest daughter who has been mistreated for years at home cries, “Ever since we were kids, my parents have always favored my younger sister. Now they even want me to marry the cripple from the neighboring village. We’re both their daughters—why is the difference so huge?!” Su Nian tilts her head. “Sweetie, I suggest you get a DNA test.” A cheating scumbag who’s juggling two relationships panics, “My wife and my girlfriend disappeared overnight. I suspect my wife killed my girlfriend!” Su Nian reassures him calmly. “Sweetie, don’t worry. They just went abroad together for a sweet vacation.” One day, while Su Nian is happily live streaming, a notification suddenly pops up in her room: [International CEO requests to connect] Su Nian looks at the screen and says sincerely, “Sweetie, you’re about to become completely broke—without a single penny to your name.” The live stream explodes! “Is this the legendary man whose wealth rivals a nation?” “Richest Man, run! This woman’s mouth is blessed!” “Richest Man, feel free to go bankrupt. We’ll definitely miss you…”

Wang Yue crossed over to a parallel world and was forcibly bound by the system to inherit a fortune-telling shop. "This damn system has been stuck at 99.99% for two years. Do I really have to give up?"

The live show, Survive in Wilderness was a hit. There were thousands of participants in the game show. They would all start by parachuting from a plane and land randomly in a primary forest. The participants would have to rely only on a backpack, a water bottle, and a dagger to survive. Yu Beier was only eight years old when he joined the game show so that he could buy the cure for his ill mother with the prize money. He was the youngest to have ever participated, and he had accidentally woken up a wilderness survival system. [Ding! You have received the Wilderness Survival 101 Pack!] [Ding! You have received Max-leveled Hunting Skill!] [Ding! You have received Max-leveled Building Skill!] [Ding! You have received Max-leveled Swing Skill!] … When the show started, the viewers were utterly shocked. From climbing the tallest mountain to crossing the ocean, conquering the forest and swamp, and managing an island, there was nothing that Yu Beier could not do. “Dude! That eight-year-old boy is living a much more interesting life than us!” “Yu Beier is the apex among men!” "Whenever I see his stream, it feels like I've just lived an extra life!"

After the State Preceptor was struck by lightning for her careless words, she transmigrated to the world two thousand years later. Penniless, the State Preceptor begins telling fortunes to earn money: Netizen: "I've been having constant bad luck lately, what's going on?" Shen Zhiyao: "Your son is using a Curse Technique on you." Netizen: "Why are my clothes missing every morning when I wake up?" Shen Zhiyao: "Your dad is streaking in the underworld! And you still expect to wear clothes?" Netizen: "What's the deal with my roommate who sits at the head of my bed every morning as soon as she wakes up?" Shen Zhiyao: "Because she's always dreaming of her lover! She's in heat!" Child of Destiny: "Streamer, I just went to climb a mountain and ended up with crippled legs, what should I do?" Shen Zhiyao: "It's because you were so vile as to piss on someone's grave." Afterwards, Shen Zhiyao stormed into the entertainment industry with her fortune-telling. Those who had once framed her now knelt on the ground, kowtowing repeatedly, begging Shen Zhiyao: "Grand Ancestress, I'm begging you, please tell my fortune!" "Hmm... It depends on my mood!"

„Vater, bitte lass nicht zu, dass ich zu ihm gehe. Ich werde hart arbeiten ... Ich werde deine Magd sein, aber bitte nicht zum Alpha!" „Sie ist die Richtige. Ich wähle sie“, erklärte der Alpha und zeigte auf das blutende, in Lumpen gekleidete Mädchen, das niemand wollte. „Zeig nie wieder dein Herz“, antwortete sie stumm und ging in den Sturm, blutend, schwanger, allein. Vor fünfzehn Jahren wurde Heather Sage als eine seiner „Zucht-Kandidatinnen“ an den gefürchtetsten Alpha-König des L-Rudels verkauft. Verraten und verbannt, nachdem sie ihren einzigen Sohn im Sturm zur Welt gebracht hatte, verschwand sie – nur um Jahre später als eine überaus unabhängige Geschäftsfrau zurückzukehren, die von Alphas aus dem ganzen Rudel begehrt wird. Nun muss Heather ihr Leben zurückerobern, ihren Sohn beschützen und sich dem Alpha stellen, der sie einst für sich beanspruchte, sowie dessen mächtigem Zwillingsbruder – einem milliardenschweren CEO. Inmitten von hochriskanten Geschäftsabschlüssen, königlichen Intrigen und tödlichen Geheimnissen wird Heather für Rache, Liebe und ihr Recht, ihr eigenes Schicksal zu wählen, kämpfen.

Sun Yu traveled to the world of Gaowu and became a fortune teller Successfully used the one-hand hexagram technique, earning enough principal, and opening the golden finger life simulator. As long as you recharge, you can simulate life unlimitedly.