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best funny sports banquet stories

best funny sports banquet stories

Captain, Want to Date? [E-Sports]

Captain, Want to Date? [E-Sports]

Lu Xiangyang, the “Butcher” of the Ella team in the Chinese IVL (Identity V League), was a prodigy. Whenever he played, he could almost always secure multiple captures. Yet this genius boy died on the night of his championship win. When he was found, his wrists were terrifyingly thin. — Lu Xiangyang’s biggest regret was signing a contract with Ella for his mother’s medical expenses. No one knew that in the team, he suffered cold violence and ridicule from his teammates, as well as rumors and insults. Even with severe tenosynovitis in his hands, he pushed himself to keep training. Out of the millions in prize money, he received less than ten thousand yuan, and the club owner blocked him from retiring or transferring. On the night of his third championship, his mother also passed away because her treatment was too late. If he were given another chance, he would never have joined Ella. He would make sure that this team never had a chance to win again. But then, he truly reborn. Reincarnated as Shen Kuangye, a youth trainee in the Ella team. And he saw the younger, spirited version of himself beside him, still just a trainee. He thought to himself: This time, I can’t let that idiot make the same mistakes. — No one knew why these two genius youth trainees refused Ella and instead joined the long-overlooked, bottom-ranking, and impoverished EAR team. Netizens commented: “First doubt it, then doubt it again.” Both trainees were devastatingly handsome. One was the smiling Butcher King, the other the aloof Human King. Their stunning looks combined with extraordinary gaming talent won them countless shipper fans. Fans spent every waking moment shipping them. After they joined, the EAR team actually rose to first in their group and won the Abyss Championship. In the pouring rain, the cold and handsome boy tilted his head toward the blushing boy beside him, his gaze unusually soft. On the night of the championship, the drunken boy blocked Shen Kuangye at the hotel door, cheeks flushed: “Captain… let’s date, okay?” Shen Kuangye didn’t answer, but the boy in his arms gathered courage and kissed him. “...” After a moment of silence, Shen Kuangye, feeling hopeless, cupped his face and returned the kiss. --- Notes: 1. 1v1, gong/uke, Human Emperor × Butcher Emperor, mutual secret crush. 2. The game is Identity V, IVL esports; tons of personal headcanons, and I can't bear to let the kids suffer. 3. Pure fluff! Pure fluff! 4. Warning: Narcissus story! Narcissus story! (In short, it’s a self-cest story! If you don’t want this kind of theme, I advise you not to click or read this story. Again, it’s a self-cest story!) --- Other Titles: •Captain, Want to Fall in Love? [E-Sports] •Captain, Shall We Date? [E-Sports] •Captain, Wanna Date? [E-Sports] Author: 冷面燈燈
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Share some best funny sports banquet stories.
At a basketball team's banquet, there was a 'roast' session. One player told a story about how their star player always got his shoes on the wrong feet before practice. He would run around looking like a clown until someone pointed it out. It was hilarious and the whole team was in stitches.
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2024-11-22 11:32
What are the best funny sports banquet stories you've heard?
I once heard about a swimming team's banquet. They had a relay race where the teams had to pass on a small inflatable pool toy instead of a baton. One guy accidentally threw it too far and it landed in a plate of food. The look on the receiver's face was priceless.
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2024-11-22 21:01
What are some of the best sports banquet stories?
One of the best sports banquet stories is about a small - town football team. At their banquet, the coach, who was retiring, received a handmade scrapbook from the players. It was filled with memories, photos, and heartfelt messages from every season he had coached them. It was a really touching moment that showed the deep bond between the coach and the players.
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2024-12-11 09:23
Can you share a memorable best sports banquet story?
A volleyball team's banquet had an interesting story. One of the players was about to move to another city. At the banquet, the team surprised her with a video montage of all their best moments together. It was accompanied by a song that they all loved. She was in tears and it became a really emotional and memorable moment. It showed how sports banquets can also be a time to celebrate friendships within a team.
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2024-12-11 06:15
Funny Divorce Banquet novel recommendations
I recommend two funny divorce banquet novels to you. The first book was " Master, please take me in." The female protagonist was a cute disciple who came with treasure hunting and could only enter but not leave the foodie attribute. The male protagonist was a master who loved to feed the cute disciple with a cheap hand and was all kinds of loyal and fierce in front of outsiders. The second book was " A Small Matter of Divorce." The male protagonist was a professor, a genius young man with a high IQ. This novel was called super sweet, super funny, and super good. It was a married novel without a third party. It was completely a story of two people.
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2025-01-14 21:31
What are the stories in '1949 best sports stories'?
Since I don't have access to the actual '1949 best sports stories' collection, it's hard to be exact. However, it could involve stories about athletes who showed great sportsmanship. There might be accounts of rivalries that were particularly intense in 1949. It could also include stories about the training regimens of successful athletes back then. Perhaps some athletes had unique training methods that contributed to their success, and these would be part of the stories.
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2024-12-10 06:15
Best sports slogan and sports feel - good stories: What are some of the best sports slogans and inspiring sports feel - good stories?
One of the best sports slogans is 'Just Do It' by Nike. It's simple yet powerful, motivating countless people to take action in sports. A great sports feel - good story is about the Jamaican bobsled team. Against all odds, a small Caribbean nation with no snow made it to the Winter Olympics. Their determination and the spirit of competing on a global stage is truly inspiring.
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2024-12-11 11:42
The best dishes at the state banquet
The top-notch dishes at the state banquet included red flower shark's fin rice, Dong 'an chicken, matsutake stewed flower glue, lion's head, pot stewed three-treasure duck, Buddha jumps over the wall, and so on.
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2025-01-17 19:45
What are some of the best sports short stories in 'sports short stories'?
One great sports short story could be about an underdog athlete who overcomes incredible odds. For example, a small - town runner with no proper training facilities manages to win a major marathon. His story might include his daily struggles, like running on rough terrains and with old shoes, but still having the determination to succeed.
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2024-10-25 13:59
What are some funny sports short stories about team sports?
There's a story about a baseball team. The pitcher was trying to be really sneaky and threw a very slow pitch. But the batter was so ready for a fastball that he swung way too early and spun around in a circle. His whole team was laughing on the bench.
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2024-11-17 01:43
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