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Captain, Want to Date? [E-Sports]

Captain, Want to Date? [E-Sports]

Lu Xiangyang, the “Butcher” of the Ella team in the Chinese IVL (Identity V League), was a prodigy. Whenever he played, he could almost always secure multiple captures. Yet this genius boy died on the night of his championship win. When he was found, his wrists were terrifyingly thin. — Lu Xiangyang’s biggest regret was signing a contract with Ella for his mother’s medical expenses. No one knew that in the team, he suffered cold violence and ridicule from his teammates, as well as rumors and insults. Even with severe tenosynovitis in his hands, he pushed himself to keep training. Out of the millions in prize money, he received less than ten thousand yuan, and the club owner blocked him from retiring or transferring. On the night of his third championship, his mother also passed away because her treatment was too late. If he were given another chance, he would never have joined Ella. He would make sure that this team never had a chance to win again. But then, he truly reborn. Reincarnated as Shen Kuangye, a youth trainee in the Ella team. And he saw the younger, spirited version of himself beside him, still just a trainee. He thought to himself: This time, I can’t let that idiot make the same mistakes. — No one knew why these two genius youth trainees refused Ella and instead joined the long-overlooked, bottom-ranking, and impoverished EAR team. Netizens commented: “First doubt it, then doubt it again.” Both trainees were devastatingly handsome. One was the smiling Butcher King, the other the aloof Human King. Their stunning looks combined with extraordinary gaming talent won them countless shipper fans. Fans spent every waking moment shipping them. After they joined, the EAR team actually rose to first in their group and won the Abyss Championship. In the pouring rain, the cold and handsome boy tilted his head toward the blushing boy beside him, his gaze unusually soft. On the night of the championship, the drunken boy blocked Shen Kuangye at the hotel door, cheeks flushed: “Captain… let’s date, okay?” Shen Kuangye didn’t answer, but the boy in his arms gathered courage and kissed him. “...” After a moment of silence, Shen Kuangye, feeling hopeless, cupped his face and returned the kiss. --- Notes: 1. 1v1, gong/uke, Human Emperor × Butcher Emperor, mutual secret crush. 2. The game is Identity V, IVL esports; tons of personal headcanons, and I can't bear to let the kids suffer. 3. Pure fluff! Pure fluff! 4. Warning: Narcissus story! Narcissus story! (In short, it’s a self-cest story! If you don’t want this kind of theme, I advise you not to click or read this story. Again, it’s a self-cest story!) --- Other Titles: •Captain, Want to Fall in Love? [E-Sports] •Captain, Shall We Date? [E-Sports] •Captain, Wanna Date? [E-Sports] Author: 冷面燈燈
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What are some funny sports short stories about team sports?
There's a story about a baseball team. The pitcher was trying to be really sneaky and threw a very slow pitch. But the batter was so ready for a fastball that he swung way too early and spun around in a circle. His whole team was laughing on the bench.
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2024-11-17 01:43
What are some interesting sports funny stories?
A tennis player once served the ball and it got stuck in his own shirt. He was so confused and just stood there for a moment while the opponent and the audience burst into laughter.
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2024-12-12 01:07
Funny Caught Cheating in a Sports Game Stories
During a football match, a player from one team tried to cheat by secretly moving the ball forward when the referee wasn't looking. But a little kid in the audience saw it and shouted 'Cheater!'. The referee then realized what had happened and penalized the player. It was hilarious how a young spectator caught the sneaky move.
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2024-11-25 14:42
Are there any well - known stories in the 'book of funny sports stories'?
There may be a story about a golfer who hit the ball in such a strange way that it bounced off a tree, onto a squirrel, which then ran across the green with the ball still in its paws. This kind of story is often shared in books like this as it combines the unexpected nature of sports with humor. Well - known stories in this book could also include tales of sports mascots getting into comical situations during games, like a mascot falling over while trying to do a trick to entertain the crowd.
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2024-10-30 05:00
Can you share some sports funny stories?
There was a baseball game where a player ran so fast to catch a fly ball that his cap flew off. But the wind blew the cap right into the path of the ball, and the ball landed on the cap. It was really a hilarious moment.
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2024-12-11 14:25
Share some best funny sports banquet stories.
At a basketball team's banquet, there was a 'roast' session. One player told a story about how their star player always got his shoes on the wrong feet before practice. He would run around looking like a clown until someone pointed it out. It was hilarious and the whole team was in stitches.
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2024-11-22 11:32
What are the most interesting funny pro sports stories?
One funny story is about a basketball player who tried to do a really flashy dunk during a practice game. He jumped so high that his shorts fell down mid - air. His teammates and the coaches were in stitches. Another is in a hockey game when a puck hit a referee's behind and he jumped about a foot in the air in surprise. It was quite a sight.
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2024-10-27 13:16
Are there any funny amputee stories from the sports world?
Yes. There was an amputee athlete who participated in a running event. His prosthetic leg got a bit loose during the race. Instead of getting frustrated, he made a joke about it, saying his leg was trying to take a break and go for a stroll on its own. Everyone around him had a good laugh.
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2024-11-01 11:49
Can you share some funny sports stories?
Once in a baseball game, the pitcher got distracted by a flying seagull. He ended up throwing the ball in a completely wrong direction, right over the catcher's head and into the crowd. It was a very funny moment in that rather serious game.
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2024-11-04 14:32
Tell me some recent funny sports stories.
Well, there was this one in a baseball game. A player was running to catch a fly ball, but he got so distracted by a seagull flying low that he tripped over his own feet. Another one was during a soccer match. The goalkeeper thought he was being clever and tried to do a little dance while waiting for the ball, but then he lost his balance and fell just as the ball came towards him. Hilarious!
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2024-11-03 03:59
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