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100x Rebate Sharing System: Retired Incubus Wants to Marry & Have Kids

100x Rebate Sharing System: Retired Incubus Wants to Marry & Have Kids

« MATURE CONTENT » One learns the hard way how wrong this line actually is: 'Brains over brawn.' It all started when Viktor Redwood slaughtered ten thousand soldiers, outwitted the legendary Emperor Leo and his five mythical-class heroines, and put a bullet through his head in front of those heroines—all achieved using sheer intelligence. But even with all that, he lost everything, got too lazy to even care about anything, and was cornered by absolute strength—all while his corrupted incubus race slowly awakened within him, warping his body with demonic features he could barely hide—leading him to decide to at least kill those heroines alongside himself in a boom. Only for him to regress back into his fat, powerless, and cursed body, starting again. This time, with the knowledge that his dormant bloodline will manifest again, transforming him piece by piece. The bad thing about all this? Now he's been thrown back to his worst day—the trial where his fiancée Elena—the one who put a blade to his heart just a moment ago—framed him. But even that didn't stop him from becoming the villain who made heroes bleed and heroines breed. Unlike last time, when he had thwarted her plans, this time he chose to exile himself to prepare an army of his children and wives. Viktor's got the 100x Ability Rebate System: enter powerful women, steal their abilities, multiply them by 100, and return them in bundles when they become mothers with a ratio of 100% to wives and 50% to children. And with a corrupted bloodline that changes his human self to Incubus as he use system—he will get to have a new identity as Householder Incubus. However, this time, the issue is a small twist—where, even with such an overpowered skill, he has been thrown into a wasteland with his loyal mid-thirties nanny, Helena. Will a weak baron with a cursed bloodline slowly transforming his body be able to create his own army and become the Emperor? « What to Expect: => Lots of Lemons (Babies aren't going to pop from the sky, right?) => Fatherhood Journey (A young man to a father of an army of babies, funny x100) => Transformation from Lust to Responsibilities (Responsible Lust, TADA!) => Kingdom Building + Cute, smart children running the kingdom while parents are on vacation. (Vacation to add more babies to the collection to run the kingdom) => Children Handling Kingdoms (Rest assured, babies will be smart and proficient in all subjects you all failed.) => Teaching Lessons to Heroines Who Dared to Touch the MC (Not forgiveness but punishment by giving heroines' brothers and sisters.)
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What are some interesting kids church stories?
One interesting kids church story is about Noah's Ark. God told Noah to build an ark because a great flood was coming. Noah was faithful and built the ark. He took two of every kind of animal into the ark. It shows God's plan for salvation and Noah's obedience.
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2024-11-17 08:19
What are some interesting church kids stories?
One interesting church kids story could be about a little boy who found a lost hymnal in the church and spent his whole Sunday trying to find its owner. It taught the kids about honesty and responsibility.
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2024-11-24 23:40
What are some funny kids in church stories?
There are quite a few. For instance, a young boy thought that the altar was a stage and started doing a little dance during the sermon. He thought he was supposed to be the entertainment. Another kid got really excited when he saw the stained - glass windows and started pointing and shouting about all the colors, not realizing it was a quiet time in the service. And a girl who, when the choir started singing, thought they were having a karaoke session and started singing at the top of her lungs her favorite nursery rhyme.
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2024-11-24 16:57
What are the most memorable funny kids church stories?
One memorable story is of a little girl who thought the communion wafers were actual cookies from heaven. She asked for more with a big smile. Another is a boy who, during a prayer, opened one eye to peek at the others and got caught. He turned bright red. There was also a kid who thought the choir robes were like superhero capes and tried to fly off the pew.
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2024-12-03 21:27
What are the most memorable funny kids in church stories?
A boy who mistook the collection basket for a basketball hoop and tried to 'dunk' his coin in. It was hilarious as he jumped up and down. Another memorable one was a girl who asked the pastor if Jesus had a pet dinosaur. It was such an innocent and unexpected question that made everyone chuckle.
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2024-10-28 08:43
What are the most memorable funny kids church stories?
I remember a story where kids were decorating the church for a special occasion. One boy accidentally glued his hand to a big poster of Jesus. He was a bit scared at first but then when the others saw it, they all found it really funny. It was a situation full of laughter in the end. Well, they managed to get his hand free without any harm done. It's just one of those things that make church memories with kids so special.
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2024-11-24 21:34
What are some good kids children church stories?
The story of David and Goliath is very inspiring for kids in a church context. David, a young shepherd boy, defeated the giant Goliath with just a sling and a stone. This story can teach kids about courage, faith in God, and that with God's help, the seemingly weak can overcome the strong.
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2024-10-29 17:49
How can kids church stories be used for teaching values?
Kids church stories can teach values like honesty. For example, in the story of Joseph in the Bible, he was honest even when he was wrongly accused. By telling this story, kids learn that being honest is the right thing to do.
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2024-11-17 15:39
Can you share some funny kids in church stories?
One story is about a little boy who thought the offering plate was a magic hat. When it came to him, he put in his toy car and expected it to come back to him all shiny and new. Another is a girl who saw the priest's long robes and asked if he was a wizard. And there was a kid who fell asleep during the sermon and started snoring really loudly, which made everyone around him giggle.
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2024-10-28 07:22
Can you share some funny kids church stories?
Once, during a Sunday school play in the church, a little boy was supposed to be an angel. But instead of wearing the white robe gracefully, he tripped on it while walking onto the stage and ended up rolling a bit. Everyone burst into laughter. It was so cute and unexpected.
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2024-11-26 09:05
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