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Silas Sotos started as an outsider, dabbling in arts best left unknown. Now, can he harness his god-touched powers and navigate the treacherous currents of faith, law, and cosmic dread to save a city that barely understands the forces threatening to consume it? And what will be the price of his unique salvation? If you crave a dark fantasy that masterfully blends occult beginnings, thrilling detective work, Lovecraftian horror, and a protagonist whose power is as dangerous as it is extraordinary, then prepare to be captivated. The true shadows of Bayne City are calling.

Alejandro Dominic is a powerful and promiscuous man with trust and intimacy issues, and a taste for innocence. He does not believe in any higher deity and sees himself as a god. He lays his eyes on the beautiful Christian girl, Isis, and oaths to make her his, for Alejandro always gets what he wants... Isis is a breath-taking Christian girl who questions the practices and morale of her faith and her family. She seeks for adventure and finds it in the form of Alejandro. Despite Isis’ moral qualms becoming the epicentre of the sacrifices that Alejandro needs to make in order to win Isis’ love, their cultures clash so beautifully. Yet, will she have him praying for his soul? What will unfold in this story of two different worlds ? Read on.

“Father… you move like you wanted this.” A soft laugh brushes against his ear. “Isn’t this forbidden in the Church?” ... Father Damian Vale is a man of strong faith, control, and quiet ambition, guiding a town that lives and breathes through the Church. When suddenly a sister goes missing and a broken girl brings news of something far worse, for the first time in his life, his world begins to crack. And he learns... there are men who do not fear God. Men like Dimitri Volkov. As bodies surface and threats grow bolder, Damian is pulled into a darkness he cannot pray away. Until the night he meets the man behind it all and is not killed… …but taken. What begins as hatred slowly twists into something far more dangerous. Obsession, obedience and desire. But then freedom finally comes, Damian is faced with a choice: Return to a life that no longer exists… Or stay with the man who destroyed it.

After he found out the truth about god and after the church took his DNA, they exiled him, and now he allies with the church's enemy (the devils) to take his revenge on the people who used him

John inherited his deceased grandfather’s will and became the priest of a church. However, things didn’t go as he had expected. There was nothing magical about the church that he’d inherited. Other than praying and solving other people’s problems, there was nothing else for John to do. To make matters worse, the villagers stopped frequenting the church as they used to when John’s grandfather was still alive. The situation of the church made him desperate as he might not have enough to live on. Fortunately for him, he’d awoken to a special system just in the nick of time. You have received [Healing Light]: The Healing Light will be able to cure any diseases, including cancers. You have received [Divine Beast Language]: You will be able to converse with every animal. You will also gain the ability to understand plants through telepathy. You have received [Holy Cross Sword]: You have gained the power to materialize a Holy Cross Sword that can cut through anything. When a cancer patient with only days to live came to John and was cured by a ray of light… His name began to spread throughout the globe.

Arthur Graves Iron Badge Demon Hunter, Member of the 13th Squad From a dogmatic enforcer to a truth seeker, from a member of the organization to a traitor between two worlds, from denying his lineage to embracing it, and ultimately making a choice between the bridge and the rift. The Holy Silver Brotherhood. A semi-public demon hunter organization that operates under the name of the Church but actually enjoys a high degree of autonomy. Its headquarters are in the catacombs beneath St. Paul's Cathedral, with branches across London’s parishes. On the surface, it’s a religious militant group clearing heretical creatures, but in reality, it’s the core executor of the bloodline lies. Public mission: eliminate any non-human creatures that threaten human safety and maintain the order of London’s nights. True mission: erase all evidence of shared ancestry between humans and non-humans, uphold the Church’s absolute narrative control over bloodlines, and ensure the logic of hatred is passed down through generations.

The story immedately picks back up after Bella leaves Demon Lord Savage upon learning of his past and true nature however things are also about to come to it's conclusion with the Church find out how things end with them now.

Villia Lainiesta, once an assassin-in-training, now is a nun of the forgotten Goddess Lumina. Swore to fulfill the wish of her benefactor in front of his grave, she will walk her path to revive the now dying Lumina Church. With no people restricting her method, Villia Lainiesta will use various way to spread the teaching of Lumina, making it known to people again and create a Holy Kingdom, where every races can live together peacefully!

The events of the last story left off with a weakened Demon Lord Savage however now he is back and growing his forces however when he saves an infant things turn from bad to worse. Will he be able to protect everyone he cares about? Will he lose everything? How will this clash with the Church changed him? Find out in Demon Lord Savage Vs The Church.

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"