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Silas Sotos started as an outsider, dabbling in arts best left unknown. Now, can he harness his god-touched powers and navigate the treacherous currents of faith, law, and cosmic dread to save a city that barely understands the forces threatening to consume it? And what will be the price of his unique salvation? If you crave a dark fantasy that masterfully blends occult beginnings, thrilling detective work, Lovecraftian horror, and a protagonist whose power is as dangerous as it is extraordinary, then prepare to be captivated. The true shadows of Bayne City are calling.

Alejandro Dominic is a powerful and promiscuous man with trust and intimacy issues, and a taste for innocence. He does not believe in any higher deity and sees himself as a god. He lays his eyes on the beautiful Christian girl, Isis, and oaths to make her his, for Alejandro always gets what he wants... Isis is a breath-taking Christian girl who questions the practices and morale of her faith and her family. She seeks for adventure and finds it in the form of Alejandro. Despite Isis’ moral qualms becoming the epicentre of the sacrifices that Alejandro needs to make in order to win Isis’ love, their cultures clash so beautifully. Yet, will she have him praying for his soul? What will unfold in this story of two different worlds ? Read on.

After he found out the truth about god and after the church took his DNA, they exiled him, and now he allies with the church's enemy (the devils) to take his revenge on the people who used him

John inherited his deceased grandfather’s will and became the priest of a church. However, things didn’t go as he had expected. There was nothing magical about the church that he’d inherited. Other than praying and solving other people’s problems, there was nothing else for John to do. To make matters worse, the villagers stopped frequenting the church as they used to when John’s grandfather was still alive. The situation of the church made him desperate as he might not have enough to live on. Fortunately for him, he’d awoken to a special system just in the nick of time. You have received [Healing Light]: The Healing Light will be able to cure any diseases, including cancers. You have received [Divine Beast Language]: You will be able to converse with every animal. You will also gain the ability to understand plants through telepathy. You have received [Holy Cross Sword]: You have gained the power to materialize a Holy Cross Sword that can cut through anything. When a cancer patient with only days to live came to John and was cured by a ray of light… His name began to spread throughout the globe.

“Father… you move like you wanted this.” A soft laugh brushes against his ear. “Isn’t this forbidden in the Church?” ... Father Damian Vale is a man of strong faith, control, and quiet ambition, guiding a town that lives and breathes through the Church. When suddenly a sister goes missing and a broken girl brings news of something far worse, for the first time in his life, his world begins to crack. And he learns... there are men who do not fear God. Men like Dimitri Volkov. As bodies surface and threats grow bolder, Damian is pulled into a darkness he cannot pray away. Until the night he meets the man behind it all and is not killed… …but taken. What begins as hatred slowly twists into something far more dangerous. Obsession, obedience and desire. But then freedom finally comes, Damian is faced with a choice: Return to a life that no longer exists… Or stay with the man who destroyed it.

The story immedately picks back up after Bella leaves Demon Lord Savage upon learning of his past and true nature however things are also about to come to it's conclusion with the Church find out how things end with them now.

Villia Lainiesta, once an assassin-in-training, now is a nun of the forgotten Goddess Lumina. Swore to fulfill the wish of her benefactor in front of his grave, she will walk her path to revive the now dying Lumina Church. With no people restricting her method, Villia Lainiesta will use various way to spread the teaching of Lumina, making it known to people again and create a Holy Kingdom, where every races can live together peacefully!

The events of the last story left off with a weakened Demon Lord Savage however now he is back and growing his forces however when he saves an infant things turn from bad to worse. Will he be able to protect everyone he cares about? Will he lose everything? How will this clash with the Church changed him? Find out in Demon Lord Savage Vs The Church.

Desde un pequeño pueblo, Thomas, un niño de 12 años con un sueño poco común, anhela convertirse en Papa. Mientras la gente a su alrededor duda y se sorprende, él se sumerge en una vida de fe, estudio y sacrificio. A lo largo de los años, acompañaremos su camino desde la infancia, pasando por el seminario, su ordenación como sacerdote, su ascenso a obispo y cardenal, hasta llegar al cónclave donde será elegido Papa a los 45 años. Esta es la historia de un hombre que, guiado por su convicción y devoción, enfrenta desafíos personales, políticos y espirituales para transformar la Iglesia y dejar un legado imborrable. Life in the Church es un viaje profundo y realista sobre la fe, el poder y el destino.

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!