funny ocean stories

The only condition he asked of her before marriage was for her to be “good’. After marriage, she truly was well-behaved. She sees his gifts but does not react, she knows about his promiscuous relationships but does not ask. She holds no hope of garnering his love and affection, and never once, did she forget to take her Plan B pills. She even complied and signed the divorce papers! With a grim look on his face, he stopped the woman who was about to escape. She grinned sweetly, “Young master Sulliven, don’t forget, we have gotten a divorce, we are completely uninvolved now!” The man shredded the divorce papers and smiled with his teeth clenched, “Ask the bun in your stomach whether or not we are still involved!”

This is a world with only oceans, through which scattered are countless small islands and treasures. With swords, gunpowder, sailing ships, and most important, the Treasure Hunting System, Alka is ready to dominate the oceans! 「Map detected」 「Scanning for Treasure」 「Scan complete」 「Happy Treasure hunting!」

People flock into the holographic virtual lord game "Lord of Glory", only to find that they couldn't get offline. All players became lords and fought for survival and honor. Ji Chen found himself loaded with a troop talent tree, able to strengthen the skills of the troop types and even upgrade their ranks. Dragon Blood Fishman, Tidal Naga, Death Squid, Pure Blood Sea Elf, Deep Sea Goblin, Cang Dragon Knight, Death Leviathan, Northern Sea Giant Demon, and other powerful troop types arrived one after another. From then on, a lord and the aboriginal fear of the sea lord was born! In the boundless ocean, an ocean island became that bright pearl of the ocean. Players: This ocean lord is a bit unusual!

About 5 years ago, the global Ocean Era began, with a group of lucky ones selected each month to become navigators, crossing into the Ocean World. This day, Fang Yu is finally selected into the World as an Ocean Lord. His talent, however, is unusual. He can roll a dice once a day to receive different rewards. [Initial funds: 500 Copper Coins] x4! [Remaining money: 2000 Copper Coins.]

[Hello, Sebastian!] [You are dead!] "..." [Welcome to Oceania!] [You will be reanimated in 20 seconds.] [Your rebirth has given you the following starting point status:] “Holy Moly! Where the f*ck am I?” … Sebastian, an anatomist in his previous life has been reborn in the magical world of Oceania due to his crazy tendencies developed from his line of work as a dissector of sea creatures. Known as the crazy dissector by his colleagues back on earth, instead of feeling despair and the longing for home like other protagonists, Sebastian welcomes his new circumstances with open hands after understanding the world. “In a world where no one frown upon my tendencies, where I can dissect all the sea creatures that I want, where I’m even revered for how proficient I am at dissecting”. “Man, this is heaven!” ***** Check out my new book: Vampire System- The Last Mystic Swordsman NOTE: My discord server link https://discord.gg/4kauKusRZU

[COMPLETED] Born as the Yuasa family's illegitimate child, Yuasa Shouko was grateful for having a loving half-sister and caring aunt. Yet, she was utterly dismayed when her evil father and stepmother wanted to sell her off to a violent young master. But, why did she suddenly wake up to five years in the future? And, since when did she get married to Kashino Kyoya, the young master of the Kashino family? Wasn't he supposed to marry her half-sister? Shouko lost all the memories of the prior years. Despite that, Kyoya's gentle and respectful treatment put her at ease as she scoured the waters of her lost memories. She also gained a more supportive family at the same time. Yet... As time passed, Shouko realized Kyoya and everyone were hiding a dark secret from her. What made him so scared? What led to her loss of memories? ********** Yuasa Shouko: "You know, I am jealous of my past self because she experienced the love you gave her. I want to remember my feelings but... it's only void in my mind. What should I do?" Kashino Kyoya: "No matter who you are, the past you or the one with me right now, I love every part of you. So, don't be afraid. I won't ever make you question your trust in me." ------------ Discord: hansora#1507 Instagram: hansora_author AI-generated cover

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

An apocalypse for everyone, surviving in the ocean. Extreme weather, Extraordinary Sea Beasts, cunning and deceptive pirates, natives with ulterior motives... Danger lurks everywhere. Upon waking up, Chen Qing found herself suddenly in an ocean survival game, and she had awakened her unique Extraordinary Ability—Everything Can Be Upgraded! Everything Can Be Upgraded combined with the Mechanic profession, what kind of sparks will it ignite? The strongest Mechanic on the sea, Chen Qing's journey begins with a Mechanic's introductory guide! Mechanic Chen Qing, one person! Is equivalent to one nation!!

The Old Continent sank in a cataclysm, and humanity struggles to survive on the ocean aboard "Drifting Ships," searching for resources in the Endless Ocean and on scattered islands. But Shi Ming, who transmigrated here, thrives on this azure planet like a fish in water, relying on his "Eye of Intelligence". [Three hundred nautical miles ahead, there is a resource-rich island where Sea Rice that can increase strength grows.] [Pirate Ship No. 107 holds a treasure map to the Land of the Vortex. This is a big surprise!] [Don't underestimate this inconspicuous sea fish; it can help you awaken the C-rank ability "Water Breathing"!]

Ocean Cakrawala selalu merasa ada yang salah dengan dirinya, selalu merasa ada yang kurang dalam hidupnya. Padahal dalam hidup, Ocean tidak pernah kurang apapun. Hidup serba berkecukupan, karir yang cemerlang, anak tunggal dari orang tua yang memiliki usaha batu bara dan lagi ia memiliki kekasih teramat cantik yang bernama Qanshana Maheswari. Lantas apa yang kurang? Apalagi yang ia cari untuk melengkapi kegundahan hatinya? Sampai suatu saat ia bertemu dengan seorang pemahat kayu bernama Javas Deniswara. Pria bermata biru menyenangkan nan seksi itu mampu membuat apa yang dicarinya selama ini akan segera terwujud. "Surai indah yang selalu menutupi dahi mu membuatku gemas. Ingin sekali aku menyisirinya setiap hari. Tapi, kau selalu tampan jika seperti itu, Vas." _Ocean_ ... Kita bisa saling sapa lewat _ IG : busa_lin :) *** Salam Busa Lin