moms blond bush stories

Elyzara Thorne was just an ordinary woman until she died in the dumbest way possible. One moment she was walking down the street, the next, she was choking on a piece of candy and face-planting into the afterlife. Before she could even process her own stupidity, a snarky system appeared and dumped her into the body of a newborn baby. Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse. Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, burn cities for fun, and make their enemies weep in fear. The entire kingdom is one bad day away from rebellion, and Elyzara’s new mission (whether she likes it or not) is to stop these two overpowered warlords from getting themselves overthrown. The problem? • She’s a literal infant. • Her moms worship the ground she drools on and think she’s the best thing since world domination. • Everyone around her is scared shitless of her “divine presence,” making diplomacy nearly impossible. Can Elyzara stop her bloodthirsty parents from committing war crimes before she’s old enough to walk? Or is she doomed to be the adorable mascot of tyranny?

Two sisters from the eastern part of Nigeria wanted a life in a City of opportunities encircled with the bursting hustle of Lagos, luxurious “IT” girl lifestyle, fame, and money! Turn out life has more to offer them than they anticipated. Jessica Newspread the youngest thought she had it all figured out with hopes of finishing high school as she took a job in a fancy restaurant for university credits, with the good tips that come with it assumed she could assist her older sister who had just gotten back from jail for gun and drugs charge. Mary Newspread getting back from jail still holds on to her old life to get back on the street, this time not alone as she recruits back her best friend Simon, with other homeless tribe gangs who have been in the shadows after their warehouse was raided, and the successor facing lifetime imprisonment for three count murder. Everything started with Jessica Newspread stealing from a wealthy kid who constantly dined in the restaurant with his half-sister and cousin brother………….. Travis Lil is a Nigerian teen rapper with his number up has the likes of great artists who had worked with him and brought him out on stage to perform and headline shows along with club appearances. fuck boy history and threesome scandal as his half-sister encourages him to get his priorities straight in other not to taint his image. Girls in his life were more than one and he hardly cared about it because he never claimed anyone but ended up on the blogs with them either naked or making out. with his fame, and family money because his parent are billionaires, popularly known as the kid that drives fast cars like Lamborghini, Ferrari, Mercedes’ Bugatti etc. ______ The credit card theft gained social media attention that made Jessica flee to Kenya in other not to be detected by CCR who were on the case but shut down by Mrs. Lil, claiming to have nothing to deal with the public prying into her family lives because she and her husband are private people despite her son and stepdaughter are instagram famous? But initially, she has skeletons in her cupboard which she does not want the public to know about. When Jessica found out the case had been shut down she came back to Nigeria and applied to a different school unfortunately with no idea same school as her victim of credit card theft. changed her appearance by dying her hair blond. Mary newspread focusing on her gun and drug dealings that generated more profit which automatically made the Newspread rich. plus her shares with Spurs, which she invested with her older sister generated more than nine hundred million naira. Jessica net worth is over three hundred million with such amount of money she decided to better herself. by Making plans to school in London but to do that she has to finish high school. unfortunately, he is unable to recognise her as the girl who waits on tables, she decides to stay back and write the council exam because all the private schools are already filled up and can’t afford to be waitlisted yet again. Mary Newspread holds a personal vendetta for the lil family, Travis lil at first sight fall over heels in love with Jessica newspread on her first day of school. Read Bad Girl Stay Blond and find out how these two Eastern sisters take Lagos and become rich off organised crimes...

A Nigerian playboy gets his life twisted from dropping a hit album and getting into a relationship with a girl who happened to stole from him in the past without getting any idea about it as he fall over head heels inlove with her. Jessica Newspread life changed after returning from Mombasa to a already made life her older sister mary Newspread and Bianca work so hard to archived, as the youngest CEO of spurs her life gets into the media as she tangos with a Nigerian teenage rapper which she attends the same school with. With her several dark and hidden secrets she tries to juggle through love and fame all at once's, with council exams around the corner. Until they let the old cat out of the bag secrets start revealing itself will Jessica be able to keep her secret hidden and save her relationship from crashing or face the consequences.

Previously named I Died and Reincarnated as a Plant. The path of reincarnation is hard to predict. We follow John as he finds him self reincarnating as a plant. Soon he meets a bull that wants to eat him. This causes a chain reaction bringing many unique characters to John. What will happen to this poor plant on his path of cultivation?

Avendial is the man who lived all life with struggle, and misfortune surrounding him, yet he withstands until everything falls apart hands of twelve Supreme beings. He was alone, and broken, only support that he got was from the Abyss, something that is called evil, yet it embraced him, giving him a way to revenge. Now, Avendialis is on his way to destroy those Beings, but in his way, his first mission is to make the Son of Heaven's Moms and Heroines fall for him. destroy them mentality and take everything heaven have, It's Women and all...

What could romance mixed with gravels and bitter waters taste like? When love comes at the wrong time, tears of joy could turn tears of blood and agony. 'Single moms' brings to humanity the story of what it feels like to exit in a lone world - different from every other, the challenges of existing as a father and a mother and at the same time the stabbings of ex lovers who bring torture, the possibility of finding love and being loved again. What will it feel like, what will be the battle of new lovers trying to love moms who have become scared of being loved again? Here, the battle of character and emotional balance is what to look forward to. Written for and dedicated to Single moms the world over - Single moms solution tablet by favourite author, Anee A David

One day, I fell into the river and drowned. The God of River looked at me, and said: “You’re very brave, young one, so let me give you a mother as a reward. Would you like a golden-haired big-breasted elf mother with an extreme yandere personality, or a black-haired big-breasted sadistic human mother with a tsundere personality?” Me: “I choose… your mom, dammit! What I really want is to quickly reincarnate!!” The God of River smiled at me: “You are a honest lad indeed, so let me gift you both mothers. From now on, you will have two mothers!” Me: “Did you even listen to what I said?!”

Abandoned at birth. Raised in the wild. Forged by pain. Destined for glory. Deep in the forests of rural Nigeria, a crying infant is left beneath the canopy — unwanted, unloved, and forgotten. But fate intervenes. A reclusive hunter finds the child and raises him in secrecy, away from the world that cast him aside. They call him Bush Baby — an insult born from fear, mystery, and superstition. Yet behind the name is Chuka, a boy with inhuman stamina, fists like stone, and a quiet fire burning in his soul. When he steps into the ring for the first time, everything changes. From muddy village roads to the chaos of Lagos, Chuka fights for more than titles. He fights to be seen, to be heard, to prove that greatness can rise from even the deepest shadows. But in a world that only loves you after you’ve won, how far must a bush baby go to become a legend?

Grandpa's dead. That was the harsh reality of my life. While my family stood under the rain, surrounded by mooing cows and bleeding sheep as it washed away the ashes of his cremation, the rest of the world honoured his death. Not Grandpa's. John Kite's. The same man who drove straight into our farm and crashed into my grandfather. Same man who committed manslaughter and had the audacity to die in the crash. That's who this world celebrated. That's who they flew the flag at half mast for. That's who the entire city lit candles and sang songs for. It was then, at the age of ten, that the difference between a commoner like me and a conduit like him became very clear. In my world, when enough people die, a revenant is formed: bloodthirsty man-eaters of different sizes and abilities. They nearly drove humanity to extinction when we discovered a rare element known as compound and invented artifacts called heirlooms. Heirlooms became tied to families by blood, producing conduits: members of an heirloom-bearing family with special abilities. People who could fight revenants. And among them all, John Kite was the greatest. That's why grandpa's death didn't matter to everyone else. He wasn't a conduit. My family didn't have an heirloom. I wasn't, and couldn't be, a conduit. So my destiny was to die a nobody... Right? Wrong! Like hell I'd turn over and die. Like hell I'd sit back and let destiny decide my fate. I'd only give up when death forced me to. So I ran from home, and worked over and over and over again to get into the civil army training academy. And then one day, it happened. I was given an heirloom by a dying old man. An heirloom so old that nobody remembers it exists. My path to dying a man greater than John Kite was right in front of me. All I needed to do was bind to an ancient heirloom, survive a revenant attack while doing that, uncover the secrets to a power nobody knew existed, and clash with the assassins that killed the old man in destructive death battles all over the country. My flavour of greatness is one you've never seen before: heroism, conquest... and carnage!

One day, I fell into the river and drowned. The God of River looked at me and said: “You’re very brave, young one, so let me give you a mother as a reward. Would you like a golden-haired big-breasted elf mother with an extreme yandere personality or a black-haired big-breasted sadistic human mother with a tsundere personality?” Me: “I choose… your mom, dammit! What I want is to quickly reincarnate!!” The God of River smiled at me: “You are an honest lad indeed, so let me gift you both mothers. From now on, you will have two mothers!” Me: “Did you even listen to what I said?!”