funny college crush stories

Under everyone's gaze, her pregnant sister came to force a marriage, making her the butt of the joke, after being cheated on. When she was at her wit's end, she met him —— Jun Mochan, the business tycoon. He said: "Marry me, I won't betray you." In order to shut off the wagging tongues and avoid becoming a bargaining chip in a family alliance, She said: "Okay" But, wasn't it agreed that it would be a fake marriage? He loves her deeply. The whole world knows it, only she doesn't.

She was framed by her sister and accidentally had a one-night stand with him. Later, he found various unreasonable excuses to force her to live with him. To seek revenge, she reluctantly agreed. "I...I thought you were gay!" She slowly retreated to the corner of the wall. "I thought you already knew the answer to that question that night," he said, emphasizing the word "that night". Later, to get a celebrity's headline news, she secretly sneaked into a grand engagement banquet. However... "Everyone, this is my fiancée." He said to the guests, holding her waist. Upon hearing this, her stepmother and sister were both stunned. With his help and her own efforts, she thought she was going to live a happy life. However, her company suddenly had a new boss... "You! You eat my food, live in my house, sleep with me, and how dare you deduct my salary!" "What about that night you slept with me and only gave me $50?" He said. She thought to herself: How could a billionaire be so petty about just $50! She would definitely divorce! Six years later... "Mommy! This uncle said he'll be our daddy if we pay him just $50! Should we get him?" "Mommy! I agree with that!"

Meng Xi'er had been pursuing Lu Yebai for ten years, only to be thoroughly overlooked by him. Just as she was about to give up completely, he suddenly had a realization!

The new book, "The Arrogant and Cute Princess: Your Highness is so Cunning" has been published -- back then, she was innocent and naive, doing everything she could, hoping that he would notice her. Later on, in her anger and embarrassment, she snapped: "Chen Yiran, take your hands off me. Do you think I’m still that ignorant young girl?" With a devilish smile, he leaned in to seal her lips with his and whispered: "Hmm... you've long since become an innocent woman."

After the Gaokao ended, Lin Feng started working at a bar to earn tuition. Unexpectedly, he encountered a beautiful woman who was drowning her sorrows, insisting that Lin Feng drink with her. Both got drunk as skunks, unconscious. When Lin Feng woke up, the beautiful woman had already left, and the previous night seemed like a dream. Two years later, during the first semester of his sophomore year, a beautiful tutor suddenly joined his class. Lin Feng: Hm? This beautiful lady, why does she look a bit familiar? Zhang Yuxi: Lin Feng, do you still remember that night two years ago? Lin Feng: ??? When Lin Feng saw the four adorably clueless babies in Zhang Yuxi's home, he knew he couldn’t run away anymore…

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Enigmatic and wealthy, Jun Zixuan is the epitome of perfection. He has everything and that includes a suicidal and scheming wife whom he hates to the core until one day when she pours a glass of juice on him, her poison-laced words and countless insults following behind. That's where it starts. He could not take his eyes off her. Was he a masochist? What just happened?! With beauty, brains, and an endless bank balance, she has been living her best life until she is assassinated on her birthday. Waking up in the body of a scheming and penniless woman was more unacceptable for her and to top it off, she has a husband who happens to be her old friend. Just that, he acts like an entirely different person now. She settles on a master plan. Lose weight first, make money, get a divorce, settle the people who killed her, and find a way to go back to her brother. But wait...why is this cold and unapproachable husband acting like a white lotus? What is she going to do with her plans if this stunning husband refuses to let her go? ... "I want a divorce," She indifferently said. "Fine," the man coldly responded without any shift in his expression. One month later: "When are we getting divorced?" She asked calmly, not wanting to deal with a moody husband anymore. She just wanted to be done with her revenge first, then find her brother and live a carefree life like before. His gaze darkened, "The procedure is going on." Three months later: "Jun Zixuan, where the heck is our divorce paper?!" She finally lost her patience and snapped at him. One of his arms wrapped around her waist as he pulled her closer, "Are you that eager to leave me?" he asked, sadness flickered on his face despite that indifferent look. "Yes." "Oh? So sad," The man narrowed his eyes, his lips tilted up in a crafty smile before he continued, "The lawyers said that our case is a complicated one, it might take them a lifetime to draft the divorce papers."

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

"Bamby!.." kahit sobrang basa na ako. Nilalamig na dahil kanina pa ako sa ilalim ng malakas na ulan. Nakaya ko pa ring tumayo at harapin ang taong tumawag saking pangalan. Hindi Bamby ang tawag nya sakin eh. Babe!. Bakit biglang nagbago?. Halos hindi ko na sya maaninag. Hapon na kasi kung kaya't madilim na ang paligid. Epekto ng malakas na ulan. Kinuyom ko ang palad nang matanaw kong palapit sya sakin. "Dyan ka lang!.." nanginginig kong sambit. Nag-init muli ang gilid ng mata ko. Hindi ko na kailangan pang magpanggap na hindi umiiyak dahil hindi naman iyon halata sa lakas ng ulan. Para ngang nakikisama sakin ang panahon. Nagdadalamhati rin sa unang pagkabigo ko. Dinadamayan ako. Sinasabing, umiyak ka lang para di masakit. Pero tangina talaga! Kahit anong iyak ko. Masakit pa rin eh. Sobrang sakit ng puso kong makitang unti unting nawawala ang taong pinangarap ko. "Babe?.." basag na rin ang kanyang boses. Isang pulgada pa rin ang agwat naming dalawa. Ngunit sa layo naming iyon, ramdam ko pa rin ang hindi ko maintindihan na presensya nya. Ang gulo. O ako ngayon ang naguguluhan sa lahat. "Di mo naman sinabi sakin na, ang tindi pala ng sikat ng araw sa inyo.." Tumingin ako sa kawalan. Natatawa. Baliw na yata ako. Pinunasan ko ang luhang naglandas saking pisngi. Di pa nga ata luha iyon eh. Kundi tubig ulan. Ganun na ako kalito sa nangyayari. "Ang init nyo masyado.... nakakapaso.." Wala na akong pakialam kung hinde nya maintindihan ang sinabi ko. Ang gusto ko lang ngayon, ay sabihin lahat ng gusto ko... sa huling pagkakataon.. "Babe?.." muli. Gumawa sya ng limang hakbang pero hanggang doon nalang sya dahil ayokong lumapit pa sya. "Dyan ka lang!." mariin kong banta. Natigilan sya. Nagmamakaawa ang kanyang mga mata. Pulang pula na rin ang kanyang ilong. Tanda na umiiyak rin sya. Hell! Wala akong pakialam. "Nangako ka hindi ba?.." suminghot ako. Sa wakas, nagkaroon ng lakas ng loob na tumingin sa kanyang mata. "Nangako ka sa akin?." hindi sya tumango o umiling o kahit na ano. Pinanood nya lang akong humagulgol sa unang pagkakataon. Bumuhos ang luhang kanina ko pa ayaw pakawalan. Hindi ko na kaya. Ang hirap. "Kumapit ako doon.. pinaniwalaan ko..pero anong ginawa mo?.." nanghina ang tuhod ko dahilan para mapaupo ako. At... doon umiyak ng umiyak. "Hindi ko alam..." "Anong hindi mo alam huh?.. Jaden, naniwala ako sa'yo.. bakit mo iyon sinira?.." Hindi sya makapagsalita. Huminga ako ng malaim bago muling tumayo. "Anong pakiramdam huh, masarap ba syang humalik?.." "Bullshit!!." malutong nitong mura. "Hindi ko yun ginusto.." dagdag nya matapos ang ilan pang mura. "Hindi ginusto pero pumayag ka!?.." mahina ngunit madiin ko itong ipinahayag sa kanya. Konting konti nalang, sisigaw na ako. Konting salita pa Jaden. Isa na namang mura ang pinakawalan nya. "Kaya pala hindi mo magawang tugunan ang mga tawag at text ko dahil masyado kang abala.." "Bamby, tama na..." mahinahon nynag himig. Di ko sya pinakinggan. Nagpatuloy lamang ako. "Mas masarap nga naman sya kaysa sakin..." "Sinabi nang tama na!!!.." sa unang pagkakataon. Nakita ko kung paano sya magalit. Ramdam ko ang apoy na nag-aalab galing sa kanyang mata kahit malamig ang bawat patak ng ulan. Galit ang namutawi sa kanya. Wanna read more?. Add this story in your library and see for yourself! You'll loved it!. Please Like, Comment And Share! Thank you!. Keep safe y'all!!!

Four-year-old Lu Xize saw the newborn Chu Yao and said with disgust: "So ugly." Ten-year-old Lu Xize looked at six-year-old Chu Yao, saying smugly: "Whoever likes her is a puppy." Fifteen-year-old Lu Xize cornered eleven-year-old Chu Yao at the school gate, threatening: "I heard you received a love letter today? Throw it away!" Eighteen-year-old Lu Xize pushed away fourteen-year-old Chu Yao, saying coldly: "I've said it before, whoever likes you is a puppy. Chu Yao, from now on, don't appear in front of me and make me sick." Twenty-six-year-old Lu Xize leaned down to twenty-two-year-old Chu Yao's ear and whispered: "Woof woof..." Chu Yao: "Lu Xize, does your face hurt?" The Most Beautiful thing in the world is nothing more than me openly loving you, you secretly loving me, and us loving each other for a lifetime...