funny college move in stories

After marriage— On Valentine's Day, Han Jingnian asked, "How are we spending today?" Wrapped up in her blanket and close to falling asleep, Xia Wan'an mumbled, "Sleep." On Christmas Day, Han Jingnian asked, "How are we spending today?" With her arms around her pillow, Xia Wan'an casually replied, "Sleep." On their wedding anniversary, holding a cup of water, Han Jingnian asked, "How are we spending today?" Cozied up in bed, with sleepy eyes, Xia Wan'an looked at Han Jingnian, wary of the water he might spill on the bed. She thought for a moment, then replied, "With you... together."

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

After the Gaokao ended, Lin Feng started working at a bar to earn tuition. Unexpectedly, he encountered a beautiful woman who was drowning her sorrows, insisting that Lin Feng drink with her. Both got drunk as skunks, unconscious. When Lin Feng woke up, the beautiful woman had already left, and the previous night seemed like a dream. Two years later, during the first semester of his sophomore year, a beautiful tutor suddenly joined his class. Lin Feng: Hm? This beautiful lady, why does she look a bit familiar? Zhang Yuxi: Lin Feng, do you still remember that night two years ago? Lin Feng: ??? When Lin Feng saw the four adorably clueless babies in Zhang Yuxi's home, he knew he couldn’t run away anymore…

Pei Yuhang finally managed to escape his identity as a Witch's Cauldron Slave, turning over a new leaf and joining the Renowned and Righteous Sects, becoming a revered and handsome Sword Immortal of his generation. He had two well-behaved and lovely female disciples and a good Dao Companion who would accompany him in his pursuit of eternal life. Pei Yuhang thought he was about to start a new life. Until his Dao Companion was grievously injured while Crossing the Tribulation, and his own Cultivation plummeted, those Fairies who had been coveting him for a long time finally revealed their fangs. Eldest Senior Sister: "Little Junior Brother, this Elixir can help Junior Sister Ye, but Junior Brother must also help Senior Sister in return~!" Female Disciple: "Master's gaze is always on Mistress. If only Mistress wasn't around..." And that Witch, who represented Pei Yuhang's past nightmare, also appeared before him. "Xiaohan, I've finally found you~" "You wouldn't want your Dao Companion to know about your unspeakable past, would you?"

Bukankah kamu menyukai ketika wanita beralih dari pria yang tidak pernah menghargai mereka ke pria yang memuja tempat mereka berpijak? Selama empat tahun, suami Amelia Brown memperlakukannya seolah-olah dia adalah orang yang paling tidak berharga di bumi. Tapi ketika akhirnya dia menandatangani surat perceraian dan suaminya menemukan kecantikan, kekuatan, dan kekuasaan sejati dari mantan istrinya, dia ingin mendapatkannya kembali dengan segala cara. Mungkin sudah terlambat karena sekarang, dia harus melawan miliarder yang berkuasa, Lucas Sullivan, untuk mendapatkannya. Dan sayangnya bagi dia, Amelia telah menjadi hal yang paling berharga bagi Lucas Sullivan.

Don't you just love it when women go from men who never appreciated them to men who worships the ground they walk on? For four years, Amelia Brown's husband treated her as if she was the most worthless person on earth. But when she finally signed the papers and he discovered the true beauty, strength and power of his ex-wife, he wanted her back by all means. It might be too late because now, he would have to fight the powerful billionaire Lucas Sullivan for her. And unfortunately for him, Amelia has become the most precious thing to Lucas Sullivan.

Will you play a real-life dating sim game to fulfill your three material wishes? ________ Year WXYZ Chased by debt collectors, father hospitalized and homeless?? This 20-year-old girl with a fear of men one day had to play a mysterious otome game to save her father's life and pay her debt, but... The game is a real-life otome game? Wait, wait, the target is someone REAL?! It's not 2D?? The capture target was none other than Zhao Yang, the famous 25-year-old genius inventor! He's a capable CEO leading the new era of technology and...someone who still loves his deceased lover for over ten years?! Mission impossible, difficulty level 999! "I can't love anyone other than that person. Give up." Can Lai Jiayi win Zhao Yang's heart and help him move on from the past only in 101 days? Or, will he become her first love instead? Watch out for the nine other players as her rivals and remember, if she loses, there's a heavy price to pay... ________ DING! [You accomplished a mission: 'Hug him.'] DING! [Love barometer is dropping!] TING! [Otome game assistance is activated. Please choose in 10 seconds.] TING! [Surprise mission triggered!] Lai Jiayi: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ gimme a break! 101 days countdown....begins! • • Be ready to meet the first FL otome game system in the entire webnovel history *otome game= dating sim game Warning: slow romance. ML will not fall for FL in just a few chapters. (Needs at least a few hundred chapters!) Also, NO SMUT/RAPE AT ALL! Regular update: 7 chps/week excluding bonus Completed books:  1. The Dragon Prince's Wife is a Translator (completed)  2. The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl (completed)  Baby protagonist series: 1. I Become Baby Mafia Boss (on-going) 2. I Always Become A Baby! (Quick transmigration), on-going. Dating sim game book: 1. Mr CEO, Move On! (Dropped because of system issue not allowing to update more chapters after accidentally changing book status to completed) Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Discord server: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv Novel cover is my commissioned cover.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Dear readers, This is the most edited version of Lucy Wickshire on the net for my readers, whose eyes itch at mistakes. Synopsis: One misty day, the higher realms call for penance; the head of a mother and child requested. The stench of blood carried on for miles, A whiff of pain trailed down pine-covered hills. A mother's head taken on a spike, a child saved despite great battle. A failure to be dreaded for years to come. Banking on time, the realms prepare for when a child becomes a woman. But the impatient child would never reward enemies with even time. A promise; One should resolve a child's grudge before the breast milk is dry. A prayer; May the realms rue the day they failed to kill Lucy Wickshire. You are about to read the accounts of Lucy Torgenn of Wickshire and the millions of bodies burned as a backdrop to a child's rage.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.