funny emergency room stories

One day, Su Qi suddenly discovers he has a peculiar ability: he can see Easter eggs hidden in the world around him. These aren’t just bits of extra information; by performing specific actions, he can unlock hidden rewards. While everyone else is fleeing in terror from a vengeful female ghost, Su Qi is already setting the table for a candlelit dinner, chatting amiably with her. [You acquire her husband's hat, a mysterious artifact that, when thrown, locks onto enemies and delivers a devastating mental shock.] When zombies overrun the streets, and survivors scramble for axes and kitchen knives, Su Qi confidently strides in, wielding a sound system in one hand and a heavy-duty machine gun in the other, casually clearing out the neighborhood. [No one can defeat me in my BGM.] This is the Abyss—the birthplace of despair and decay, where worlds crumble under fear and madness. This is also a paradise where countless seekers pursue the footsteps of gods. Myths of the past and epics of the future are written here in grand and tragic splendor. Until Su Qi shows up. With a mop soaked in the blood of a recently stunned god, Su Qi scrawls a few bold words onto the epic tale: "The Abyssal Garden: No Room for the Idle."

Luna terpaksa berhenti menjadi model karena insiden yang membuatnya hamil dan harus menikah dengan Ethan. Ethan yang merasa bersalah menerima pernikahan itu meski Luna tidak mencintainya, bahkan mengacuhkannya dan meminta cerai setelah melahirkan. Luna yang kehilangan popularitasnya dan juga pemberitaan buruk tentangnya sebagai model, semakin galau karena kehadiran Edward. Dia adalah Mantan kekasihnya yang ternyata adalah kakak tiri Ethan. Edward sudah menikah dengan Viona, tetapi itu dia lakukan untuk menyelamatkan perusahaannya. Siapa sangka, Edward bersikeras untuk mendapatkan Luna kembali meski dia memiliki Viona. "Jangan pernah berpikir aku akan kembali padamu, Edward. Karena saat ini juga aku sudah mencintai Ethan!" Edward tidak peduli akan tolakan Luna, dia terus berulah untuk merebut Luna yang sudah mencintai Ethan. Apakah cinta Ethan dan Luna akan mampu bertahan dari gangguan Edward? Kita lihat kelanjutan ceritanya .... Story by Me Art by pinterest

MATURE 18+ (Bijaklah dalam memilih bacaan) Akankah cinta pasangan Satria-Rea yang penuh lika-liku abadi? Rea selalu suka cara lelaki itu memuja tubuhnya. Memabukan. Dari dulu, selama enam belas tahun pernikahan, Satria tidak pernah membuatnya merasa kecewa dalam urusan ranjang. Performa dan primanya selalu membuatnya kewalahan. Seperti saat ini, dia seolah diajaknya terbang tinggi melintasi awan. Satria itu the real hot daddy now. Tubuh kekar lelaki itu merebah di sisi Rea, dengan napas yang memburu. Setelah berhasil menetralisir napasnya, tangannya terulur merapikan rambut Rea yang berantakan, dan beberapa kali mengecupnya sayang. "Kamu tetap saja hebat," bisiknya. Mata Rea yang terpejam sontak terbuka, tangannya menarik ujung selimut, menutup tubuhnya yang masih polos. Jujur, seharian ini dia sangat lelah. Rasa kantuknya saat ini sudah tidak tertahankan lagi. Rea menyurukan kepalanya ke dalam pelukan Satria, lantas matanya memejam kembali. ______________ Halo Gaes, ini akun baruku ya. Dan aku memutuskan memindahkan Emergency Marriage vol 2 di akun baru ini. Sebenarnya di EM 1 vol dua udah up beberapa bab. Namun, akan aku Repost bertahap di sini sebelum lanjut. Jadi, jangan heran ya kalau aku ulang di sini dari bab awal vol 2. Akun Ice Coffe dan Yuli F Riyadi anggap aja sama. Oke, udah dulu ya gaes. Happy reading! Emergency Marriage 1 ada di akun webnovel Yuli_F_Riyadi

EMERGENCY MARRIAGE 2 : On My Heart Bisa dibaca di akun Ice_Coffe Cerita berlanjut di sana. Thanks my lovely readers. ___________________ Bagaimana jika kamu terpaksa harus menikah untuk menggantikan kakakmu yang kabur pas di hari pernikahannya? Rea (21 tahun) terpaksa menggantikan Reni -kakaknya, untuk menikah dengan seorang pria yang dia sendiri belum pernah melihatnya. Untuk menyelamatkan nama baik keluarga, dia menyetujui pernikahan tersebut. Aksara Satria Wijaya (28 tahun) yang sejatinya terpaksa menikah demi hak milik kekayaan sang Kakek jatuh di tangannya pun tidak tahu, kalau sebenarnya mempelai putri telah diganti. Mungkinkah dalam pernikahan mereka akan tumbuh benih cinta, atau malah karam di tengah jalan mengingat banyaknya wanita di sekeliling Satria?

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Fall in love with these hot first responders featuring friends to lovers, second chances, and suspense at every turn. 18+, sex scenes The Laurel Springs Emergency Response Team is created by Laramie Briscoe, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

Faith Prescott had her life all planned out until she was dumped by her fiancé at the last minute. She decided to start afresh by moving to a new city, where her best friend stays. After arriving the city, she woke up the next morning, to find a strange man in her bed. While Ethan Floyd was running away from his family with a secret and settles in the city, where he met Faith and they got stuck as ROOM HATES!

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

***Completed*** Joanne Smith, weighed down by significant debt and humiliated by Jeffrey Winchester's cruel rejection just a day before their wedding, transformed her life into that of a multi-millionaire entrepreneur, allowing love to fade into memory. Joanne had one rule in life: money first, emotions later. She built an empire from the ground up, balancing her booming logistics company with the peace of her family farm. When a rugged stranger shows up, desperate for a place to stay, Joanne reluctantly takes him in as a paying guest. But little does she know, he’s not just any guest. He’s the man who brutally rejected her years ago, the one she’s long since forgotten. And he remembers everything differently. Now, living under her roof, he’s fueled by the sting of his own downfall and a hunger for revenge. Will the truth tear her world apart—or bring a reckoning neither of them saw coming? Join me on this incredible journey to find out! I will provide daily updates, and I would love to hear your thoughts in the comments. Please consider leaving a review and supporting me with GTs, Power Stones, and gifts. I hope you enjoy this story as much as I enjoy writing it!

Yu Fei was sabotaged by her peers at a celebratory gala. They pushed her into a hotel room, but it turned out to be the wrong one! The four men who were hired ended up waiting for nothing the entire night. Meanwhile, Yu Fei found herself crossing paths with the noblest and most dangerous man in Nan City! Ever since then, the cold Mr. Feng began pampering his wife endlessly. She liked making movies, and so he casually invested several hundred million. He'd let her become an internationally acclaimed director and celebrity if that's what she wanted! "I, Feng Yi, want to pamper this woman. Does anybody have a problem with that?" Mr. Feng asked. One day, a reporter asked him this question. "Mr. Feng, what do you do when you get home each day?" "I spend time with my wife," he answered. "Are you showing your affection for her?" The audience thought out loud. "Mr. Feng, what's your hobby?" The reporter asked. "Spending time with my wife," he answered. "That's impossible... Absolutely impossible!" The audience exclaimed. "Mr. Feng, what is most important to you?" The reporter asked. "Spending time with my wife," he answered. "Do you think you're the only person with a wife?" The audience asked. The bigshot, who was rumored to be a cold and merciless man, actually loved his wife to pieces. His greatest hobby was to pamper his wife in every way imaginable!