funny museum stories

Lin Jin never imagined he would ever transmigrate. And to such a peculiar world at that. Here, deadly beasts were regarded as sacred, and thankfully, he owned a museum for deadly beasts. “Master, this is just a dying little tortoise…” “What tortoise? This is a rare species that contains the blood of a Black Tortoise and could be promoted up to level seven.” “What about this shedding mongrel?” “Mongrel? How narrow-minded. This is a branch descendant of the snarling hound with a hint of Kirin’s blood. Take my word for it and sign the blood contract at once. I guarantee you that you'll soar to success and be on your path to invincibility!”

Lin Jin hätte nie gedacht, dass er jemals transmigieren würde. Und das auch noch in eine so eigentümliche Welt. Hier wurden tödliche Bestien als heilig angesehen, und glücklicherweise besaß er ein Museum für tödliche Bestien. "Meister, das ist nur eine sterbende kleine Schildkröte..." "Was für eine Schildkröte? Dies ist eine seltene Art, die das Blut einer Schwarzen Schildkröte enthält und bis auf Stufe sieben befördert werden könnte." "Was ist mit diesem verwahrlosten Mischling?" "Mischling? Wie engstirnig. Dies ist ein Zweigabkömmling des knurrenden Hundes mit einem Hauch von Kirin-Blut. Nimm mich beim Wort und unterzeichne sofort den Blutsvertrag. Ich garantiere dir, dass du zum Erfolg aufsteigen und auf deinem Weg zur Unbesiegbarkeit sein wirst!"

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Abnormal things in the world are monsters. Spirits are spirits. The lingering spirits are strange things. The abnormalities are strange things. Si Li Xiao Wei, formerly known as Crouching Tiger, was established by Emperor Wu of Han to deal with witchcraft and to catch cunning people. With the global resurgence of aura and mystery, humans are groping on the path of cultivation. The goblins and ghosts hidden in the legends are emerging one by one. There are still countless evil demons shaking in the shadows. An unattended museum and a tiger waist plaque from the period of Emperor Wu of Han made Wei Yuan the last Si Li Xiao Wei of the contemporary era, taking him to many strange things from ancient times to the present. Strange things in ancient and modern times, a gentleman does not talk about strange things, just talk about it, just listen to it. Just kill it. An eight-sided Han sword, cut off all the ghosts and monsters. Life and death should be determined, and the way of heaven is in mind. When Wei Yuan was finally able to lie on a wooden chair and squint in the sun in the peaceful years, countless goblins and monsters had been sealed in the museum behind him.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

St. Alaric Academy isn’t your average school—it’s an elite institution for the supernatural, where students wield arcane powers, hone deadly skills, and navigate complex social hierarchies. Divided between two branches, the Academics and the Superpowers, the school fosters an intense rivalry fueled by ambition, pride, and the desire to leave a lasting legacy. At the center of it all is Hugo Gentoshi, a cyclops who’s known more for his singular, intense gaze than for fitting in. He has a big trauma that he accidentally killed his own parents when he lost control of his power. Now, Hugo got casted out of the family by his own brother. Hugo has to survive in this dreadful world.