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The True Heiress Is The Real Bigshot

The True Heiress Is The Real Bigshot

Former bigshot, Ying Zijin, woke up one day as the lost daughter of the Ying family, who had been missing for fifteen years. The Ying family promptly adopted another child to replace her. Upon returning to the wealthy family, everyone mocked her for not being as clever, capable, sensible, and elegant as a fake heiress. Her parents considered her a stain on the family and warned her not to harbor any illusions of being a lady of the family. They said she should be grateful for being a foster daughter, or else they would send her away. Ying Zijin: "I'll leave then. No need to see me off." While the Ying family celebrated joyously and others waited to see the real heiress make a fool of herself, influential figures from various fields took action. The top-rated idol with the most influential fans said, "Miss Ying, just let me know if you need anything." The heir to a global economic monopoly said, "Ying family? What's that? Boss, should we just wipe them out?" The number one martial artist in the country asked, "Who dares to bully my master?" The genius teenage boy with an IQ of 228 said, "That's my sister." A man with an incredibly seductive appearance smirked lazily and casually, saying, "Sure, then call me brother-in-law." The influential figures were confused. When the real heiress' true identity was restored, it caused a sensation on the internet. The Ying family went crazy and knelt, crying and begging her to come back. The international powerhouse family said, "Sorry, let me introduce her. This is our real heiress." Reborn as a king, making a strong comeback and launching a counterattack!
General
1190 Chs
Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

【Your descendants in the Immortal Cultivation World have offered a plate of snacks】 【Incense Fire Value +10】 【Would you like to reward your descendants?】 Yang Genshuo was surprised to discover that offerings in the Immortal Cultivation Family game could actually appear in the modern world, and that modern items could also be bestowed upon descendants in the game. Years later, peculiar rumors about the Yang Family spread throughout the Immortal Cultivation World. "To break through from the Fetal Breathing Stage to the Qi Refinement Realm, one needs to refine a strand of heavenly and earth's spiritual energy. I've heard of Red Flame True Qi, Xuan Water True Qi, and Green Wood Spirit Energy, but Yang Dao-friend, this... Liquefied Natural Gas, what kind of spiritual energy is it? How is it condensed?" "I've heard that the Yang Family's Spiritual Plant Technique is incredibly sophisticated, with each mu of Spirit Rice yielding twice as much as top-tier Spirit Plant Families, all thanks to a strange secret technique the family disciples cultivate called 'hybridization'." "The Yang Family’s art of elixirs is unrivaled in the world, with new elixirs constantly being created. It is rumored that a spirit of the elixir named 'Artificial Intelligence' tirelessly deduces elixir recipes day and night..." "Nowadays, the Thunder Cultivators of the Yang Family are exceptionally strong, all thanks to the Yang Family's effort in creating a top-tier Thunder Gathering Array. Thunder Cultivators who enter this array can increase their cultivation speed multiple times. It is said that the array eye is known as—the power station." As the Yang Immortal Cultivation Family grew stronger, Yang Genshuo actually became the only Immortal in the modern world by consuming offerings! Years later, facing an endless stream of people ascending the mountain to seek the Dao, Yang Genshuo calmly said, "There are no immortals in this world; you must believe in science!" Then he soared away on his flying sword.
Eastern
1126 Chs
Can you share some extremely funny true stories?
Well, there was this time when my neighbor thought he could cut his own hair to save money. He ended up looking like he had been in a fight with a lawnmower. His hair was all uneven and there were patches where he had cut too much. It was really funny seeing his reaction when he looked in the mirror.
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2024-11-02 21:45
Where can I find extremely funny true stories?
You can find extremely funny true stories from your friends and family. They often have great anecdotes to share. For example, family reunions are a great place to hear such stories as everyone gets together and reminiscences about funny things that happened in the past.
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2024-11-03 00:55
Can you share some extremely funny clean stories instead of extremely funny dirty stories?
Once there was a magician who was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, just kidding. Here is a real story. There was a man who tried to teach his dog to play the piano. He spent weeks on it. One day, the dog finally sat at the piano and started hitting the keys with his paws. It was a complete mess but super funny.
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2024-10-28 17:38
What are the characteristics of extremely funny short stories?
Another characteristic is simplicity. They often have a simple plot that can be easily understood. A short and simple situation like the snail getting mugged by turtles is easy to grasp and the absurdity of it is what makes it funny. The humor doesn't rely on complex setups or long explanations. Just a quick and simple scenario that tickles your funny bone.
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2024-12-08 17:39
Are extremely funny dirty stories appropriate for public sharing?
No. Dirty stories often contain vulgar and inappropriate content that is not suitable for public sharing. It can make people uncomfortable and violate social norms of decency.
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2024-10-27 15:08
Can you share some extremely funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to jump on a shelf but miscalculated and ended up in a box of feathers. It came out looking like a white, fluffy ball and was so confused. Another one is about a man who went to the dentist. He was so nervous that when the dentist said 'Open wide', he opened his arms wide instead.
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2024-10-27 11:37
What are the characteristics of extremely short funny bedtime stories?
They are brief. Usually, just a few sentences can tell the whole story. For example, 'A frog wanted to be a prince. He kissed a lot of things but just got warts.' It gets to the funny point quickly without a lot of build - up.
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2024-11-05 19:49
What are the scariest elements in extremely scary true stories?
The unknown is often the scariest element. In true scary stories, when things happen without a clear explanation, like objects moving on their own or strange noises in an empty house. It makes people feel vulnerable and out of control.
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2024-12-04 06:26
Share some extremely scary true ghost stories.
One story is about an old, abandoned asylum. People who dared to enter at night reported hearing strange moans and seeing shadowy figures moving in the hallways. The cold spots they felt were so intense that it seemed like something was draining the heat from the air. It was as if the tortured souls of the former patients still lingered there.
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2024-12-13 09:06
Extremely funny novel recommendation
Here are a few recommendations for super funny novels: 1. " Spare my life, Your Majesty ". This novel was about the protagonist, Lu Shu, who became a demon king through poisonous chicken soup. It was a very popular urban novel recently. It was full of nonsense and cold jokes, which was very suitable for adjusting one's mood. 2. [Cultivation Chat Group]: The main character of the story, Song Shuhang, joined a group of xianxia chuunibyou veterans. The people in the group were all cultivators, and they talked about alchemy, exploring secret realms, and other topics. This novel was also very funny, full of jokes and humorous dialogue. 3. " Offering Salted Fish to Grandmaster ": This novel tells the story of how a new disciple subdued a terrifying demon grandmaster. It's full of jokes and heated discussions. 4. " A Fickle Man Provokes Luo Xiaoniang ": The male protagonist of this ancient romance novel is a strange and funny strategist. His character adds a lot of humor to the story. 5. " Sujaku: The Naughty Princess ": This ancient romance novel tells the story of the heroine returning to the 18-year-old and meeting the prince. It is full of funny plots and funny conversations. These novels all had funny plots and humorous dialogue, which could make the readers laugh and forget their troubles. I hope you like these recommendations!
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2024-12-29 00:09
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