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Not a Classic Wedding

Not a Classic Wedding

Adult Romance (21+) _____________________ Series Wedding #1 [Not a Classic Wedding] Kalvian dan Kalebriena melakukan perjodohan tanpa drama, kontrak, atau syarat apapun. Menurut mereka, menolak perjodohan hanya akan membuang waktu mereka. Pernikahan tetap terjadi, mereka tinggal menjalaninya. Namun, siapa yang menyangka bahwa mereka telah mengenal jauh sebelum perjodohan ini berlangsung. Bukan hanya mereka berdua, tapi juga melibatkan sepasang hati yang lain. Tapi hal itu hanya masalalu mereka, individualis seperti briena dan vian tidak akan pernah membiarkan masa lalu merusak masa depan mereka. Sekalipun harus menyakiti hati oranglain, bahkan juga hati mereka sendiri. Tidak perlu ada drama yang memuakkan. This is not a classic wedding _________________________________________ Series Wedding #2 [CEO Scandal's : Married with Benefit] "Menikahlah denganku," ujar pria itu masih dengan nada dinginnya. "Apa?" Lona begitu terkejut dengan ucapan pria itu. Perempuan itu berusaha menormalkan degub jantungnya yang tiba tiba menggila. "Oke, tenang, Lona. Mungkin saat ini kau masih terjebak ke dalam skenario yang kau ciptakan sendiri," ujarnya dalam hati. "Sadarlah!" "Menikahlah denganku, Nona Hilona Anpuanra." Pria itu samakin menajamkan pandangannya dan Hilona nyaris tenggelam karenanya. "Kenapa? Kenapa aku harus menikah denganmu?" tanya Hilona setelah tersadar jika lamaran yang di utarakan pria itu bukan dialog dalam skripsi imajinasinya. "Karena saat ini, kau sudah terlibat ke dalam skenario hidupku dan mau tidak mau kau harus menerimanya." Salah satu alis tebal milik pria itu terangkat ke atas. Ada senyum yang tertarik dalam sudut bibirnya yang penuh. "Tunggu! Apa maksudmu aku harus menerimanya?" tanya Hilona masih tak mengerti dengan skenario yang tiba tiba saja terjadi. "Anggap saja, pertemuan kita kemarin malam adalah skenario Tuhan untuk mempertemukan kita. Aku akan menjelaskan lebih lanjut setelah kita resmi menikah." Setelah mengatakan hal tersebut, pria itu pergi meningalkan Lona begitu saja. Gila! Ini benar benar skenario yang gila! Bagaimana bisa tiba tiba ada seorang pria melamar Hilona? Menyatakan seolah tidak ada skenario lain selain menikah. Wait! Pria itu mengatakan tentang pertemuan kemarin malam? Pertemuan apa? Hilona berusaha untuk menggali ingatannya tentang pertemuan yang di maksud pria itu. Ia sendiri masih bingung dengan apa yang terjadi. Dia sedang menceritakan kisah kelamnya dan tiba tiba saja salah satu skenario yang ia bayangkan terjadi di hidupnya. Perempuan itu menoleh ke samping, ia baru tersadar jika saat ini tidak sedang berada di apartemen lusuhnya. Semua perabotan di ruangan ini terlihat mahal dan berkelas. Hilona menatap pantulan dirinya yang terlihat sama, ia kemudian menatap ke arah satu titik. Ke arah kalung yang saat ini ia pakai. Perempuan itu tak ingat pernah memiliki kalung ini sebelumnya. Lalu tiba tiba sekelebat ingatan muncul di ingatanya. Tentang kejadian malam itu. Kejadian yang membuatnya terjebak dengan pria yang baru saja melamarnya. Pria rupawan dengan jabatan tinggi dan sangat terpandang. "Sial! Aku benar benar harus menikah dengan Kalan Arusha Adhyasta!" Hilona mengusap rambutnya frustasi.
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323 Chs
Humor, classic, funny, short story
One day, the little fish decided to leave the sea to find her new home. He crossed the turbulent sea and finally arrived at a small village. Little Yu 'er found that the people in the village were very strange. They seemed to not know what the sea was or what fish was. The little fish was very confused, so he asked a villager,"how do you know I'm a fish?" The villager replied,"You look like a fish!" The little fish was stunned for a moment and then asked,"What am I?" The villager replied,"You are a lost bird!" Little Yu 'er instantly understood, so he asked,"Then what should I do?" How can I get back to the sea?" The villager replied,"You can find a boat and jump on it. Then you can go back to the sea." The little fish nodded and continued to ask,"What if I jump on the boat but I can't fly back?" The villager thought for a moment and replied,"You can tie yourself to the cabin with a fishing line and wait for a while. When you have enough fish, you can be untied and then you can fly back." Little Yu 'er was very surprised after hearing this. He asked,"Is this true?" The villager replied,"Of course! You can try!" Little Yu 'er thought about it and decided to give it a try. He stuffed all his fish into the cabin and waited. As time passed, Little Yu 'er felt very bored. Suddenly, he found a little girl playing by the boat. Little Yu 'er walked over and asked her,"Why are you here?" "I came by boat to see you," the little girl replied. The little fish was very surprised and asked,"How did you get here?" The little girl replied,"I'm a lost bird. I saw your fish, so I came here to find you." The little fish was very touched. He gave all his fish to the little girl and took her back to the sea.
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2024-09-11 18:21
Tell me a funny classic story.
One funny classic story is 'The Tortoise and the Hare'. The hare was very confident in his speed and mocked the tortoise. But the tortoise, slow and steady, kept going. While the hare took a nap during the race, the tortoise plodded on and eventually won the race. It teaches us that consistency and perseverance can overcome overconfidence and natural talent.
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2024-12-06 20:03
Classic funny sayings
One cannot lower one's noble head, except when picking up money. Question 2: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! The three of them could not control the weather, but they could control their expressions. What's the use of being handsome? In the end, he was still eaten by the pawns! If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts.
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2024-09-11 11:46
Funny classic quote
I'm not a grass boat. Don't send your cheap words to me. Two people could not lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. Question 3: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! You are as light as the wind, as gentle as the water, as hazy as the fog, as romantic as the moon, as passionate as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as a cow, as long-lived as a turtle, as cute as a rabbit, and as happy as a pig. You have your own view of life, I have my own view of life, I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If I can't, then I'll accept my fate.
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2024-09-25 10:25
Classic funny quote
It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, it's just that legends are too beautiful. Brother 2 is a legend. Don't ask me which unit I'm from. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, it's just that legends are too beautiful. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, it's just that legends are too beautiful. Brother 5 is a legend. Don't ask which unit I'm from. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, it's just that legends are too beautiful. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, it's just that legends are too beautiful. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, it's just that legends are too beautiful. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, it's just that legends are too beautiful. Brother 10 is a legend. Don't ask which unit I'm from.
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2024-09-05 12:57
Classic funny lines
Welcome to the world of web novel lovers. I will do my best to provide you with the funniest novel lines. Here are some classic lines: Sooner or later, he would have to pay back his debt. Infernal Affairs Two people can't lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. Picking Up Money Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a river flowing eastward in spring. "Linjiang Immortal: Reminiscence of the Past" I've done a lot of stupid things, but the stupider thing is that I told them to others. The Secret That Can't Be Said I have no talent, no golden armor, no colorful clouds, only a heart of mortals. Battle Through the Heavens 6. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a river flowing eastward in spring. "Linjiang Immortal: Reminiscence of the Past" 7. Asking you how many favors you can give is like a bottomless abyss hanging endlessly. League of Legends Living not only requires oxygen but also courage and strength. Alive The youth does not know the taste of sorrow and falls in love with the floor. Love goes up to the next floor, and I write a new poem to express my sorrow. Sapphire Case: Yuan Xi Sooner or later, you'll have to pay back your debt if you don't pay it back today or tomorrow. It's best if you pay it back once and never have a relapse. Infernal Affairs
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2025-02-18 19:59
Classic funny quote
A classic example of a funny quote is as follows: One cannot lower one's noble head, except when picking up money. Question 2: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! Human nature is greed. You can't commit crimes because of greed. You can't become greedy because of crimes. Question 4: Why are some people reading in the toilet? A: Because the toilet bowl in the toilet is more attractive than the book. Why can't pigs go online? A: Because there is no free pork to eat online.
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2025-03-12 05:02
Classic funny article
There are many classic funny articles. Here are some examples: 1 " How Many Flowers Have Fallen in My Dream ": This novel tells the story of a boy with poor academic performance but a good sense of humor. After graduation, he could not find a job and eventually became a joke. Alive: The protagonist of the novel is a farmer who has experienced many difficulties and pains but survived in the end. 3. Dragon Ball: This novel is a Japanese manga about the growth of a young Goku. He experienced many battles and challenges but eventually became a powerful superhero. 4. Harry Potter: This novel is about the Wizarding world. It tells the story of a young wizard, Harry Potter, growing up at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He experienced many adventures and challenges and finally became a great mage. These are some of the classic funny stories that are not only funny but also creative enough to make readers laugh.
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2025-03-08 18:06
What are some classic army joke or funny story?
A soldier was asked to clean the rifles. He spent hours on it. When his sergeant checked, he found that the soldier had polished the rifle so much that it was blindingly shiny. The sergeant said, 'Son, we want clean rifles, not disco balls!'
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2024-11-27 00:03
Are there any classic, funny comments?
There are a lot of classic funny comments from commentators. Here are some examples: I thought that my life was already worth a few coins, so why wasn't it dead yet? The scariest thing in this world was not death, but finding out that you were nothing! Why did I choose this major in the first place? I was simply going against my fate! If he doesn't die, who can prove that he's the protagonist? I thought that perhaps everything in this world had a psychological shadow. Every time I try to become a successful person, I will find that I am just an ordinary person. I wondered how I could reach the height of Approaching Science with my IQ. Some people are alive, but they are already dead; some people are dead, but they are still alive. I used to think I was the coolest kid in the universe until I opened my eyes. I wonder how I can reach the height of Oddity with my ability to express myself?
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2024-09-12 00:38
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