funny help desk support stories

Drunk, I lie on the lap of a beauty; awake, I command the power of the world. From being unknown to dominating the world, when Lin Fan looks back on the path he has traveled, it is all laid out by beautiful women!

When Liao Zixuan woke up, he learned that he had been transmigrated into the game, Fallen God. As he didn’t want to embarrass the Trasmigrator Army, he was ready to work hard to become a legendary boss. However, things changed when the small girl was shocked by his sudden appearance. She studied Liao Zixuan for a while before warily reaching out her skinny hand to touch his head, not of a human but a wolf instead. Liao Zixuan did not get transmigrated as a human but became a Summoned Beast known as a Dark Flame Wolf. That was just a minor problem for him, who was known as the top sparring partner back in his world. Many years had passed since then, and the game was introduced to a mysterious Night Empress that terrified the kingdoms. She also went by the name of Witch of Destruction, Holy Saintess of Elements, and Commander of the Abyss Fort. Outside of the game, she was seen by the players as a legendary character who was seen in every corner of the main storyline, a lady who was the dream of every male player. What no one knew was that behind the Night Empress was Liao Zixuan, who tended his farm happily. He looked at the Night Empress, who used to be a small skinny girl, then at the giant cabbages on his farm and grinned. Look! Both of these are the results of my hard work!

Jiang Changsheng was reincarnated as the crown prince of the Jing Kingdom. However, he was switched at birth and was sent to grow up in a temple. He was raised as a Taoist. The change in his fate was devastating. Fortunately, he was able to awaken the Survival System and gained the power to not die from aging. Every time he survived a dangerous event, he could receive rewards. His senior brother almost killed him by accident. He was lucky enough to survive that and was rewarded with the Divine Shadow Kick. He almost got crushed when the ceiling fell on top of him during an earthquake. He was able to obtain the Nine Seeking Divine Dragon Step. After surviving the demon invasion, he was rewarded with the magic treasure, Demon Subduing Mace. This was a world where kingdoms stood tall, demons rampaged in the wild, martial arts ruled the street, and where Gods did not exist. 300 years had passed. The Jing Kingdom was starting to fall. The dukes came together and made the emperor their puppet. The kingdom was divided. After decades of internal conflicts, the kingdom was on the verge of being invaded. The citizens were pretty much living in hell. The puppet king, Jiang Xuanzhen, arrived at the temple and begged, “Ancestor, I apologize for being weak! Please! Help us regain our glory!”

Shen Tang woke up and found herself in the body of a three-hundred-pound big fat woman, yet she had five absolutely gorgeous Beast Husbands. The beautiful Red Fox, overbearing Black Panther, gloomy White Snake, Mermaid tyrant, and strong Golden Eagle commander... each one was more exceptional than the last! The original owner was ugly and lazy, hated by people, and the Beast Husbands avoided her like the plague. When Shen Tang crossed over, the beginning was already a chaotic scene! Facing the icy, hateful gazes of the Beast Husbands, Shen Tang trembled all over with fear, kicked away the man in front, and turned around to run. Divorce, then divorce! This lady is not going to serve you! Yet at this moment, she unexpectedly bonded with a "beautification system," demanding her to conquer these five exceptional Beast Husbands! As long as she increased their affinity, she could gain abundant rewards: acne cream, Weight Loss Pill, beauty pill... Shen Tang was tempted. Isn't it just conquering men? If you haven't eaten pork, you must have seen pigs run! She confidently checked the affinity of the five Beast Husbands, and the result — four hostile, one blackened, each wishing to rid her as soon as possible! She only had one little life, how could she conquer them? But later: How did the hated by millions become admired by millions?

# DUNGEON On a certain day, dungeons from another dimension suddenly appeared on Earth and monsters started to invade human civilization. Humans were forced to form hunting parties to conquer dungeons. Hunters can be separated into different jobs, including Knights, Warriors, Archers, Magicians, Assassins, and Supporters. Each job had its own responsibility when they fought together. When Lu Benwei was transmigrated to this world, he got the weakest job and became a Supporter. Fortunately, he received the One-click Support System. Resource Support: Click to receive 10x experience, 10x item drop, 10x money drop. Walk Through Wall Support: Click to increase speed and unlock the ability to walk through walls. There’s no place that you can’t go in the dungeons. X-Ray Vision Support: Click to clear the fog and locate every hidden chest and mission. Health Lock Support: Click to lock your health. You’ll be immune to any damage for a set amount of time. Storage Support: Click to expand your storage. You can store as many items, pets, and runes as you want. “He can walk through walls, has X-ray vision, and invincibility? You call that a support system? He’s basically hacking!” “I’m not hacking!” Lu Benwei replied.

Synopsis Kuramoto Daisuke, a freshman in High School was suddenly exposed to someone vanishing in front of him. Turns out he was admitted to a Special Class full of Isekai Heroes that were regularly summoned to Otherworlds since the start of their Middle School. He was told that he was to become their Support to prevent each of the Heroes' fate of dying in the world they were summoned into. Though mediocre, he realized that his ability has a great potential but it needs a lot of hard work on his part. Unconvinced of being just the Support Character, he vowed to excavate his mediocre ability, all the while supporting the Heroes using it. And maybe more. Join my Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BWBWUrU

He was straight. Even after dying and waking up as the protagonist in his sister’s BL web novel. He was straight. Even with all the male leads practically throwing themselves at his feet. He was straight. Even when his heart inexplicably skipped a beat during romantic moments with one of them. He was straight. Even now... when he could somehow get pregnant. He was straight. There was no denying it. HE. WAS. STRAIGHT! "So, can someone please help me get out of this goddamn novel already?!" [Warning: 18+ content and there will be some themes of non-consent, mentions of abuse and suicide.]

# DONJON Un certain jour, des donjons d'une autre dimension sont soudainement apparus sur Terre et des monstres ont commencé à envahir la civilisation humaine. Les humains ont été contraints de former des groupes de chasseurs pour conquérir les donjons. Les chasseurs peuvent être séparés en différents métiers, notamment Chevaliers, Guerriers, Archers, Magiciens, Assassins et Supporters. Chaque métier avait sa propre responsabilité lorsqu'ils combattaient ensemble. Lorsque Lu Benwei a été transporté dans ce monde, il a obtenu le métier le plus faible et est devenu un Supporter. Heureusement, il a reçu le Système de Support en Un Clic. Support de Ressources : Cliquez pour recevoir 10x d'expérience, 10x de butin d'objets, 10x de gains d'argent. Support de Traversée des Murs : Cliquez pour augmenter la vitesse et débloquer la capacité de traverser les murs. Il n'y a aucun endroit où vous ne pouvez pas aller dans les donjons. Support de Vision à Rayons X : Cliquez pour dissiper le brouillard et localiser chaque coffre caché et mission. Support de Verrouillage de Santé : Cliquez pour verrouiller votre santé. Vous serez immunisé contre tout dommage pendant une durée déterminée. Support de Stockage : Cliquez pour étendre votre stockage. Vous pouvez stocker autant d'objets, d'animaux de compagnie et de runes que vous le souhaitez. "Il peut traverser les murs, a une vision à rayons X et l'invincibilité ? Vous appelez ça un système de support ? C'est pratiquement de la triche !" "Je ne triche pas !" répondit Lu Benwei.

Gods and demons are everywhere in the Grand Desolate World. Jiang Lan finally becomes a disciple of Kunlun Mountain; specifically—the only disciple of the Ninth Summit. Knowing the dangers outside, he decides to stay hidden in the Ninth Summit’s Netherworld Cave and cultivate in seclusion. With a unique sign-in system unknown to everyone else, Jiang Lan acquires several divine powers, Dharma treasures, and other aids to enhance his cultivation along the way. His current goal is to keep his actual cultivation level a secret, remain a low-key Kunlun disciple and stay out of harm’s way until he is strong enough to take on any obstacles. Only when he emerges from his cultivation after some time does his Master bring him an important message: Kunlun has found him a fiancée.

Help! The Frosty Noble’s Son Is in Love With Me! [1v1 • Double Virgins] Qu Fulan transmigrates into a historical novel, “The Noble Daughter Falls from Grace,” as the once-rich heroine now a servant in the Dingbei Marquis’s mansion. Armed with the plot and a secret space, she sets three goals: 1. Rise from lowly maid to the master’s right-hand in two months. 2. Retrieve her indenture contract. 3. Earn enough to fill her space! Mission complete, she grabs her contract and leaves. But the guards stop her: “You can’t leave, madam.” Qu Fulan’s baffled: “What did you call me?” “Madam,” they say. “You’ve accepted the marriage contract.” Qu Fulan pulls out the contract, nearly blinded by the words: Marriage Contract! Prince Pei, who’s never lost, falls for her and keeps hitting walls. Wall one: He gifts her white peonies; she loves snow-walking plum blossoms. Wall two: He plays hard-to-get; she stays cool, he caves first. Wall three: He finally wins her heart—she loves money more! [TL;DR: She climbs the career ladder, finds love, and lands a marriage.]