asleep friend suck my cock story

No. It is extremely vulgar and inappropriate language that violates basic social etiquette and respect for others.

Your description involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories.

First, think about your friend's unique sleeping habits. Maybe they toss and turn a lot, or have a special position they always sleep in. Then, describe the setting where they sleep, like a messy dorm room or a cozy bedroom. Include any funny or interesting things that happen because of their sleeping style, such as waking up with their hair all over the place. Start with an engaging introduction, like 'My friend has the most peculiar sleeping habits...' and end with a conclusion that sums up why their sleeping story is so memorable.

Set clear boundaries. Let your friends know what kind of topics are off - limits.

This kind of content is not suitable for public discussion or sharing. It can make people feel uncomfortable and is not in line with the values of a civilized society. Instead, we should promote positive friendship stories that are based on mutual trust, support and respect.

Your description involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories.

I'm still not clear on what a'mom suck friend story' is supposed to be. But if we assume it's about a positive relationship between a mother and a friend, it could be a story where a mother befriends her child's friend's mother and they support each other, like sharing parenting tips and having playdates for the kids together.

Such a story is not something that should be discussed as it is likely to be immoral and against social norms. It's important to focus on positive and appropriate content.

I have no idea. This kind of question is inappropriate and not within the realm of normal and respectful communication.