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Just AI translations that I want to leisurely read later (Ignore this). Also, I'm not the author. Problems: *Names *Chaps heavily un-edited *Cultivation realm confusion Pro: *Better than MTL at least lol Cover is from R.top

The nine years old girl didn't want to share her dad with the woman who was going to join them as a mom for her. "I don't share my dad with any girl. He is only mine!" She firmly thought her dad could only be hers. "If you don't want a mom, then what about another dad?" Her dad tricked her and became a family with his boyfriend. "Do you like how we are?" He asked his daughter again to see if she was really happy about her decision. "Yeah, I love my both dads!" She answered cutely while melting their hearts. So their happy life continued. But later, "Why did you break his nose?" "He told me that having two dads is strange." "... Did he?" " Yes, he did. So I asked him why are there two nose holes." " Nose holes?" "Mm... He said it's normal to have two nose holes." "So?" "Then I hit his nose and asked, if we have one nose hole then won't it become strange? Then how come having two dads is strange while having two nose holes is normal? So I taught him practically that having one is the strange thing." "....." "We are honestly sorry. She really does have an abnormal way of thinking." The pair of dads had to face a lot of complaints because of their lovely but troublemaking daughter. A cute love story between a handsome and famous CEO × cold but a generous professor + a cute and also sassy daughter who thinks her family is the best + an innocent adopted son. Note: A dramatic fluff where 'transmigration' is behind the scenes. [The book cover is from Pinterest.]

After transmigrating for four years, He Yiming finally becomes a rookie sect master, activates the Sect System, and receives sign-in rewards! The system actually summons companions from Earth, having them transmigrate as a group, reshape their bodies, and become disciples of the sect! And so, the sect’s entire vibe takes a sharp turn! Dark Souls veteran: “Even though the newbie-village mobs can one-shot us, as long as you block one attack and roll, you can kill them flawlessly without taking damage!” Chūnibyō player: “If your right hand doesn’t have the Power of Seals, what kind of immortality are you cultivating?! Come to my crash course! Guaranteed results!” Tower defense player: “The beast tide is coming! Form up the He Yiming Defense Group! Arrow towers, ice turrets, flying-sword formations—all ready! If even one monster slips through, I’ll butterfly swim in Shit!” Native cultivator: “What? He Yiming’s disciples can establish their foundation in three seconds?” “What? He Yiming’s disciples can solo a great demon without taking damage?” “What? Every one of He Yiming’s disciples has Heavenly Fire?” “What the hell—say that again?!” TL Note: My translation of names will be a bit different from the previous translator, so I will have to ask that people adjust to the new/similar names. Also the other translator is wrong on the chapter length. I check on the book’s publisher website and their chapter 773 should be chapter 688, so this is continuing off from their last chapter. Also, I am translating it here as well and you can read paid chapters here https://indratranslations.com/series/all-my-disciples-suck/ Here is my Patreon patreon.com/dojyann. Tier one will be $3 a month allowing access to 15 chapters ahead, $5 gets 30, and $10 gets all my locked chapters. Currently it would be best to buy the chapter on https://indratranslations.com/series/all-my-disciples-suck untill there is 15 chapters for tier one.

Lu Changsheng is depressed. In this world full of cultivators and immortals, because of his face and irresistible fine bearing as a protagonist, women fall in love with him within three seconds. Unusual heavenly phenomena occur to celebrate his breakthroughs. His literary talent can easily shock all scholars and his random citations are eulogized by the heaven and earth. Legendary beasts offer themselves as mounts, celestial treasures throw themselves into his pockets. However, there is one thing he does not understand. He's the main character, the protagonist, the MC! Why does his cultivation suck? Also known as "Super Ultra Ordinary and Average Eldest Senior Brother," "Why Am I Still the MC Even When I Suck at Cultivation," "My Good-looking Face But Hopeless Cultivation."

"You can do anything." "That means I can control my strength right?" "........" "that means I can control my strength right?"

Three beautiful and intelligent 16 year old girls do everything in their power to achieve their big dreams meant to be fulfilled anywhere in Europe. As they grow up turning 16, they get the feeling of wanting to explore everything under the shadow of the wild scene. They crave and long for tatoos which they were secretly, pressure of multiple piercings, they want to go out on trips and be adventurous, they host secret parties without their parent's knowledge. They feel ready to explore their sexual fantasies, they meet their lifetime partners, and decide to go for a trip, in the name of having fun and being adventurous, up until one of the guys gets his dick cut mistakenly under the name of fun!

Teddy Snow had everything money, women, cars and the limelight. But what happens when he dies because of jealousy and rage. ["Wait who said this about me this isn't true take it back. I was a loser this is all a lie."] Follow Teddy in the new body he has taken over in a parallel world where he is now a father of the most adorable girl. Can he make it now with his Five Gifts from a unknown source. ["New body? why does that sound weird? Father? I couldn't even take care of a hamster. please don't do this to me.] Wife? He is working on it. Job? How about anything that interest him. Money? He just needs enough for his daughter. Power? No one can compare. Celebrity? No one is his equal. Teddy is going to take this new world by storm taking the stuff that he knows from his past world that isn't in this one and making it his own. Daughter First. Wife Second. His Life? Who cares apparently you don't only live once. ["I don't really know if I'm ready for all this."]

The little monk Ruan Ruan who was picked up by her master is now five years old and it's time for her to go down the mountain to find her father. Ruan Ruan held a small wolf pup and ran towards her father with her short legs, hugging his big legs and calling out in a milky voice, "Daddy!" One word "Daddy" made the five big shots shudder! When Ruan Ruan first found her father: Father No. 1 was indifferent. "Kids are the most troublesome." Father No. 2 was disdainful. "What a joke, I have so many fans who like me. Why would I care about one more little kid?" Father No. 3 held the little kid and said, "Classmate, you got the wrong person. Go home and do your homework." Father No. 4 had a cigarette in his mouth and raised his eyebrow. "Are you trying to scam me?" Father No. 5 looked a little confused. "Do I have a daughter?" After spending a few days with Ruan Ruan, all the fathers suddenly found her to be very lovely... "This is my daughter; don't you guys try to steal her away from me!" From then on... The five big shots started fighting for custody of Ruan Ruan every day. Jiang Jincheng looked at Ruan Ruan enviously. "What about me?" The five fathers all looked at him coldly, seeing him as a smelly man trying to steal their daughter! "Get out of here!"

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Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"